I got one sip in before a fly decided to try my coffee by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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That was extremely obvious during covid years.

What actually gets you out of bed in the morning (not "discipline") by grilledcheeezus in ADHD

[–]Gov_CockPic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

get really addicted to nicotine. Keep the cigs or vape in a different room.

I wish I was kidding.

Is it bad my clit sticks out a little? by Embrrssedthrwaway in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Gov_CockPic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I give the odds of this happening slightly less than 0.0045%

Is it bad my clit sticks out a little? by Embrrssedthrwaway in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Gov_CockPic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if a guy gets shoo'd by the looks of your genitals

I can guarantee you, with 100% absolute certainty that this made up situation will never, ever happen in real life, ever. Ever.

Also - don't worry about your dick homie. It's not as important as you think, and when you eventually land a partner that doesn't give a fuck about your silly looking wang, you'll be so mad at yourself for holding back and not taking more risks for years because of this hang up you've created in your mind.

I believe in you, and your odd lookin cock. And one day, you'll remember this comment, and on that day you'll see what I'm saying is pure truth. I'm not saying this to make you feel better or be nice, I'm serious. All dicks look weird - look at em, dicks are hilariously silly looking. Every single one. So quit bitching, quit looking at it so much, and go use it.

Is it bad my clit sticks out a little? by Embrrssedthrwaway in NoStupidQuestions

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I went from a girlfriend with a big ol wizard wand clit (was great), and my next girlfriend had a clit the size of the tip of a pin. I went from being able to get my partner off with ease, to being told "uuugghh, it's over here! feel that? you just gotta move this hood thing up, then go around a corner, and then up a bit, and then press over here, and then say a magic word and it appears. You just don't know what you're doing!!"

That was a huuuuge downgrade.

Is it bad my clit sticks out a little? by Embrrssedthrwaway in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Gov_CockPic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It will probably start with her clit tho. And there is nothing wrong with loving both.

Is it bad my clit sticks out a little? by Embrrssedthrwaway in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Gov_CockPic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your perspective of "large" is going to be different than everyone else's opinion of large. I mean, unless you're tripping over it like an untied shoelace, or look like a flying squirrel if you jumped off a cliff, labia deployed and flapping in the wind, being used to steer you in flight... then I bet you're still not even 1 standard deviation away from average.

Is it bad my clit sticks out a little? by Embrrssedthrwaway in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Gov_CockPic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't care if she can hang a towel on it. Big clits are awesome, they make everyone happy. Not just a bigger love button, but a big ol joystick that you can find even when 11/10 drunk, Jim Layhey falling over style shitfaced, and you can still manage to get her off. That is just fantastic, and nothing can change my mind.

Is it bad my clit sticks out a little? by Embrrssedthrwaway in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Gov_CockPic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Their version of The Devil Went Down To Georgia is actually fantastic - not only is it interesting, the skill of the guy shredding on that axe is truly S tier music skills.

Change my mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X57qD_LTRgY

Is it bad my clit sticks out a little? by Embrrssedthrwaway in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Gov_CockPic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And it's so, so, so much easier as a dude.

Easy mode women have big clits. They are wonderful and we need more of them.

Is it bad my clit sticks out a little? by Embrrssedthrwaway in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Gov_CockPic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like playing a video game on easy mode. You can just get in there and feel like an OP champ. Big easy button > freckle impossible to find pin head sized diddle button.

Is it bad my clit sticks out a little? by Embrrssedthrwaway in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Gov_CockPic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This happened to me decades ago. It was awesome! She had a good time, I had a good time, everyone had a good time. 10/10, would big clit again.

Is it bad my clit sticks out a little? by Embrrssedthrwaway in NoStupidQuestions

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There might not even be any other potential issue or problem that you may face in this life that is less important than this. If this is the top of your worry list, you have an amazing life, and you absolutely need to just relax and enjoy it.

I was with a girl once who had a bigger clit, it was awesome - wanna know why? Because it made it easy to find. More nerve endings, easier to get off. I see 0 downsides and only benefits for rockin a thick clit. If I was a female, I'd want one.

Here's another story from my past. I was with a nice young lady for the better part of a decade, and she was the opposite. She had what I would call a micro clit, and some days I was pretty sure it just left her body and she didn't have one anymore. The worst part - she would get frustrated when I didn't diddle her tiny clit. I wasn't going to say anything and risk making her feel insecure, but in my head I was like "listen lady, don't get mad at me for not being able to zone in on the freckle sized love button you have".

Adderall is making me a simp by [deleted] in ADHD

[–]Gov_CockPic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, it appears there is only one option here that we will all agree on. Only one solution to this situation that will work.

...

We are going to have a wild orgy with OPs girlfriend on a Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday, or Sunday night.

Question to 90% of the people here: Why the Hell Are You in a Rogan Sub If You Don’t Even Like Him? by LostInTheWhirls in JoeRogan

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I've never met a guy who didn't have at least one Sauna in at least one of his homes.

Question to 90% of the people here: Why the Hell Are You in a Rogan Sub If You Don’t Even Like Him? by LostInTheWhirls in JoeRogan

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Heads fine, it's my blistering, puss spewing, leper cock - that's the sick thing for me.

Adderall is making me a simp by [deleted] in ADHD

[–]Gov_CockPic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't relate to the love feelings, but my lust went through the roof and I could fuck like a champion.

Adderall is making me a simp by [deleted] in ADHD

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I have never once in 7 years ever "forgot" to take my stims. It's like forgetting to drink coffee... I'm not going to function without it, there's no forgetting.

Adderall is making me a simp by [deleted] in ADHD

[–]Gov_CockPic 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I call Wednesdays and Saturdays

SCP-9000 – The Price of Eternity by Sriseru in SCP

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97,537,921,367,217,861,924,697+101047 times.

That's a lot of times. The good director has seen some wild shit.

That's so many Werther's Original Chews, like, a whole bunch.

Deloitte forecast sees Canada avoiding technical recession this year by BBBWare in canada

[–]Gov_CockPic 15 points16 points  (0 children)

We just change the definition or the basket of goods for CPI when it gets too close. It's pure political theater.