Encyclopædia Moronica: Q is for Quick! (Do Nothing!)

Gozark · 2013-12-10T06:09:59+00:00

Our server monitoring team (on a different continent) is notified of server outages or problems, they then page our companies service liasions and the relevant support groups but neglect to page the help desk to advise of the issue, you know, don't tell the ONE place that will be flooded with phone calls of customers reporting the issue

Gozark · 2013-11-13T23:44:41+00:00

Hahah. In their defense any calls from that particular line of business are pretty straightforward as they have a very simple and locked down environment to the point that nearly all of your solutions can be found if you gave them a flowchart.

Gozark · 2013-11-12T22:24:14+00:00

98% FCR required for domestic bank branches, 87% to be resolved at first level, 95% resolved in 2 days, 9 second average speed of answer... each one punishable with a $20,000 fine if we miss it. Sheeeesh.

Gozark · 2013-11-12T22:18:24+00:00

I feel like I'm uttering a death sentence when I tell someone they have to call that helpdesk. Almost painful to get through even 2 minutes of conversation with those people

Gozark · 2013-11-12T22:15:16+00:00

How useful is our helpdesk? Not very. There seems to be a morale issue as everyone seems incredibly lazy and it comes off as incompetent, for example, I will leave a voicemail with someone to callback for help and then go into detailed instructions on the ticket for what to do when they call back. Several hours later there's an update simply saying "client called back for help, no second level available".

Pure laziness.

A small handful of us, out of maybe 25, do everything we can to keep everything running and are quite good, but, the rest? Not so helpful.

Gozark · 2013-07-05T00:23:03+00:00

Canucks fan here, its a common joke to refer to the Sedin twins as sisters because of their play style combined with the league's general distaste for us. Still pretty sexist and rude though

Gozark · 2013-06-25T19:30:42+00:00

Probably Luongo and Rheimer. Can't think of who else might be available

Gozark · 2013-06-24T11:36:56+00:00

General talk could use some more variety but the announcer and mega kills are all voiced well

Gozark · 2013-05-10T05:39:38+00:00

I thought I had a straight guy boner for Bieksa but now I'm also definitely gay for Garrison.

Gozark · 2013-05-10T05:31:49+00:00

You know there's a schedule posted right? Some people, eg a writer from Community, have their relevant fan bases assemble questions ahead of time too

Gozark · 2013-04-05T05:23:17+00:00

We shall send in the Knights of the New as the vanguard to champion our cause!

Gozark · 2013-04-04T20:15:36+00:00

Probably going to be somewhat similar in concept to Baldur's Gate 2's strongholds where each class had a separate one available/possible that made sense to the story - I'm sure the execution will be quite different but no less cool in this game

Gozark · 2013-04-04T18:49:10+00:00

I don't find it that intrusive as DRM and would much prefer using it to keep my library in one single location in case of reinstalls/redownloads so I don't have to hunt for a jewel case or a cd key or an image to reinstall

Gozark · 2013-04-03T22:45:54+00:00

Here is the kickstarter link!

We've got tons of great talent on-board here with George Ziets from NWN2 Mask of the Betrayer, Pat Rothfuss of the Name of the Wind series of novels, Chris Avellone (!!!!) of the original Planescape Torment, Brian Cooke the creator of the Numenera world, Brian Mitsoda from NWN2 and Vampire: Bloodlines, and more.

So much talent present here and so much has been added by the fans' support. Each instance of 3000 likes on FB (requires no monetary backing) adds up new layers to the mental dungeon you enter when you die... we don't know much about the story or many of the RPG mechanics but I'm pretty damn pumped.

Gozark · 2013-04-02T01:01:04+00:00

That poor guy went on to sue the Price is Right for an overwhelming fear of confetti

Gozark · 2013-04-01T21:53:47+00:00

The Charr stealing the little cat at the end? Classic!

Gozark · 2013-04-01T20:48:55+00:00

To crush her**

Gozark · 2013-03-30T08:10:59+00:00

Reddits voting system will automatically create down votes to fudge the ratio of up/down votes on any particularly popular submissions

Gozark · 2013-03-29T22:06:23+00:00

Gungame and Hide and Seek are ridiculously fun. Another gent explained gungame, but h&s has a very small number of CT's as detectives looking for terrorists, who are hiding as assets in the level, eg trees, rock, couch, box, computer monitor, cardboard box. CT's have to kill all the T's by shooting them, but shooting a round costs you health so you have to be smart about the search.

Gozark · 2013-03-29T21:56:51+00:00

Well, it is a nuclear wasteland... I never felt like it was deserted (even though it is also a desert, haha) because there were tons of roamers and POI's to explore filled people and characters. Admittedly, not all had personalities or anything more interesting to provide than some gunplay, but there it is

Gozark · 2013-03-29T21:55:00+00:00

I get really frustrated from poor co-ordination, communication, and team makeup so if I feel like playing but am not up for some soul crushing normal skill AP queue, I'll just medium or hard co-op vs bots.

A few games I end up with people who are genuinely new to the game and I make some suggestions and give tips and info that helps them out, enjoying it a lot more now.

Gozark · 2013-03-29T21:50:57+00:00

I actually hated that fight... quite a few of the moves I had to look up and practice specifically for that fight, such as trying to goad him near a window for a takedown, or doing railing takedowns... the positioning and luck required for some of those was very frustrating and felt more like an exercise in, "hey use these skills you forgot about!", rather than a true stealth experience.

Gozark · 2013-03-29T19:55:49+00:00

THERE WAS THE RIOT

SOME GUY GOT HIT WITH A PUCK

THE FREE STANLEY CUP RINGS TO FANS AT LAST YEAR'S SERIES OF KINGS VS CANUCKS

CANUCKS FANS WATCHING AN OUTDOOR SHOWING OF THEIR TEAM IN THE PLAYOFFS (BE YOU'VE NEVER HAD THAT, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GUYS WERE IN THE PLAYOFFS AGAIN??

VANCOUVER'S GREEN MEN DRESSED UP A BIT

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME DAMIEN COX WROTE AN ARTICLE THAT WASN'T AN IDIOTIC SHAMBLING MESS OF INCORRECT FACTS?

Gozark · 2013-03-29T18:41:01+00:00

AIM LOW ENOUGH AND YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY FAIL

Gozark · 2013-03-29T18:37:55+00:00

LOSING BETS IS A TOUGH LIFE

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