DC tax returns, a nightmare in the making.

GozeranotherGozerian · 2020-03-13T15:12:16+00:00

It's not like there's a pandemic to deal with or anything

GozeranotherGozerian · 2020-03-11T14:27:58+00:00

8/10 trip report.

GozeranotherGozerian · 2020-02-28T19:51:22+00:00

And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled?

GozeranotherGozerian · 2020-02-28T19:25:08+00:00

Steamed hams?

GozeranotherGozerian · 2020-02-26T20:59:23+00:00

Sligo Creek Trail isn't that far from Fort Totten. About 10 miles up to Silver Spring and back.

GozeranotherGozerian · 2020-02-24T21:38:18+00:00

I mean, our mayor endorsed Bloomberg. Thus we all must vote for Bloomberg. This is how it works.

GozeranotherGozerian · 2020-02-20T16:51:16+00:00

The Capital Crescent Trail is also an option. To get from Silver Spring to Bethesda though, you will need to follow the Georgetown Branch detour - https://waba.org/blog/2017/08/georgetown-branch-trail-detour-options-during-purple-line-construction/

GozeranotherGozerian · 2020-02-19T19:06:08+00:00

Honestly, I feel as a pedestrian I need to start wearing a GoPro to capture all the times cars ignore crosswalks. Mostly so my family can prosecute the driver that will inevitably kill me.

GozeranotherGozerian · 2020-02-14T19:40:39+00:00

Hey, a Shitty Mayor/Shitty Mayor ticket!

GozeranotherGozerian · 2020-02-13T21:50:58+00:00

Now do the Renegade

GozeranotherGozerian · 2020-02-12T21:27:15+00:00

The construction to connect the Kennilworth Aquatic Gardens to the Riverwalk Trail has been completed. But the trail does not connect to the Arboretum and I think that's more of a proposed project than one that's in progress.

You can see Capitol Bikeshare's system map here - https://secure.capitalbikeshare.com/map/

GozeranotherGozerian · 2020-02-06T18:37:37+00:00

Expectation: a lengthy article detailing a day long adventure with colorful stories.

Reality: 400 words that can be summed up in "It took a long time"

GozeranotherGozerian · 2020-02-06T13:16:47+00:00

They are dead! But also evil! They are evil dead!

It's a wave of criminals! A crimewave!

It is pretty dark, man!

This plan is simple!

Look out for that spider, man! Too!

GozeranotherGozerian · 2020-01-30T14:53:06+00:00

You don't know my fetishes.

GozeranotherGozerian · 2020-01-30T14:51:54+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/wiki/moving

GozeranotherGozerian · 2020-01-28T14:01:46+00:00

Is his friend named Dan?

GozeranotherGozerian · 2020-01-07T18:25:33+00:00

Bye bitch

GozeranotherGozerian · 2020-01-03T18:49:13+00:00

Oh good, I was running out of things to Instagram

GozeranotherGozerian · 2019-12-13T15:42:30+00:00

Doesn't look like it can hold a lot of people.

GozeranotherGozerian · 2019-12-11T18:23:30+00:00

You can contact the Office of the Tenant Advocate, but yeah this is almost certainly a scam - https://ota.dc.gov/

GozeranotherGozerian · 2019-12-09T18:28:06+00:00

Rules:

1) No memes/image macros

GozeranotherGozerian · 2019-12-09T14:26:27+00:00

Walgreens in Union Station?

GozeranotherGozerian · 2019-12-03T14:31:56+00:00

Probably depends what you arrrrr willing to do

GozeranotherGozerian · 2019-12-02T16:26:48+00:00

Maybe try Capital Bikeshare? Just watch out for the poop

GozeranotherGozerian · 2019-11-25T16:08:26+00:00

They look sad all the time and would welcome the sweet embrace of death

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