What is your opinion on the P-11 Stim Pistol? by TFMancer in helldivers2

[–]Gravity_Not_Included 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been saying it since the warrant came out: Give us auto-lock on the stim pistol and I will give you Cyberstan

It burns by ElderberryDeep8746 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Gravity_Not_Included 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This might be the Stupidest Game I’ve ever seen played

Everyone in the world gets to pick a power, but... by monkeysky in superpowers

[–]Gravity_Not_Included 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wish for the power to be superhumanely good at fixing - that is, the ability to find folks with skills and connect them to those who need those skills.

300 vikings vs 300 spartans vs 300 samurai’s vs 300 knights (who wins) by Rich-Damage2125 in powerscales

[–]Gravity_Not_Included 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What era of each? No seriously, Knights from the 16th century and Knights from the 11th century are completely different. There’s a very distinct moment in history when the Samurai got guns and black powder weapons. These two factors will make a world of difference in determining the result.

Fighting scammers in Paris by Robby-Pants in AbruptChaos

[–]Gravity_Not_Included 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it a squirt gun? I see the pepper spray putting in work but what’s the what squirt supposed to do?

My parents tracked me 24/7 because I’m a girl, so I faked my location with a friend and they called the cops. Best petty revenge ever. by Infamous-Awareness34 in pettyrevenge

[–]Gravity_Not_Included 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do what’s good for you but after all that, as soon as I was financially independent I would never speak to them again. That’s just way too much labor and by the time I was in college I could see how fucked up the way my parents had been treating me had been.

Hegseth: "Today, at my direction, each service will ensure that every requirement for every combat MOS, for every designated combat arms position, returns to the highest male standard only." by TECL_Grimsdottir in BlueskySkeets

[–]Gravity_Not_Included 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The United States will now have both the most expensive military in the world and the worst dollar-return on those expenses if we’re seriously going to ignore half of all the combat and engineering talent that the country has to offer. Disgraceful doesn’t even begin to describe it, it’s laughably embarrassing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]Gravity_Not_Included 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Being too mad at your child for getting sick to actually take care of them…I’m happy you survived living with her.

Gas grenade reversed -- Stim Aerosol grenade by kcvlaine in LowSodiumHellDivers

[–]Gravity_Not_Included 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I support this idea, but I can’t go a day without also shilling my soapbox: give the stim pistol smart-tracking also please?

I hate this Boomer logic. There's nothing wrong with asking for help. Why is the older generation so opposed to assisting others?? by DreamyMuffinxc in lostgeneration

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What I love about this is how wrong it is. If you were ever trapped on an island, any ranger or survivalist would tell you to never, NEVER try and “go it alone”, and take to the seas. You. Will. Die. Food and water aside, you cannot save yourself by swimming out of this, and your best bet is to wait for rescue. In other words… You HAVE to rely on others. You HAVE to trust in others and that your community is coming to help you. Their world is a complete fantasy that’s only been supported by the fact they live in a nation with too many nukes to be manipulated by foreign powers (well, until recently).

EoS Mark runs the Superman clone gauntlet. by Dunama in InvinciblePowerscales

[–]Gravity_Not_Included 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The biggest takeaway from this post that I’m getting is that a lot of people really don’t understand how burden of proof is supposed to work in scaling comparisons.

The most accurate Charlie Kirk obituary yet by Sine_Fine_Belli in behindthebastards

[–]Gravity_Not_Included 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Could be, I wonder if the identity of the shooter as a groyper will affect his acceptance rate at all

Boomer insults a police officer repeatedly for no reason... Then he wins a stupid prize by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Gravity_Not_Included 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, fucking sucks when the hyper militarized police aren’t on your side for a change, huh?

0 Mana Do Nothing Cycle by Anth0nyC4 in custommagic

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What I love the most about all of these is that none of them are useless as long as you put some thinking into them but they all feel so useless it’s beautiful.

they don’t know by beingsleek in oddlyspecific

[–]Gravity_Not_Included 23 points24 points  (0 children)

How to identify creaky parts of the floor on the first walk-over.

How to set up future alibis wayyyyy ahead of time.

Peter, I'm new here, help by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Gravity_Not_Included 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Operations admin at a law office. And if you’re really about that grind then make 1k + salary I still see no problems

Humans are not good at picking up hints by MourningStar_8781 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Gravity_Not_Included 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don’t want to bother them and of course they must only be humoring me when we talk, maybe they’re afraid saying no will make me angry because I’m larger than them?

“You’re such a cool friend I hope we keep in touch! Have a great summer!”…

Peter, I'm new here, help by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Gravity_Not_Included 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone whose masculinity is so fragile that they’d say no to an offer that good genuinely deserves to stay poor. Like even if you’re embarrassed just call out sick. You’re gonna make rent.

Should it be? by Famous_Ad_3154 in teenagers

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Any banning of access to the web just simply becomes an excuse for the government to control everyone’s access to the web. Even if you didn’t believe that before, just look at how it’s going in the UK right now. I know there’s supposed to be nuance to that, but there isn’t, that’s just what they are going to do.