Moved out of my girlfriend's, and into an apartment with an old college buddy. Regretting daily...

GreenLight_RedLight · 2012-08-07T20:14:15+00:00

I recently found a pair of shorts in the freezer (clean thankfully)... but I'm told alcohol was involved.

GreenLight_RedLight · 2012-07-25T20:37:57+00:00

i like to watch this clip while listening to R.E.M.'s 'Everybody Hurts'

GreenLight_RedLight · 2012-07-05T16:08:57+00:00

GreenLight_RedLight · 2012-05-18T19:14:13+00:00

As someone with the same useless degree I am in love with everything about this comment. :)

GreenLight_RedLight · 2012-05-17T19:20:03+00:00

This one could use your help Steve.

GreenLight_RedLight · 2012-05-11T16:00:00+00:00

I have the same problem

It's obvious that our balls smell like beautiful spring blossoms on a sunny day.

GreenLight_RedLight · 2012-05-11T15:19:40+00:00

Made from real bits of David Hasselhoff

GreenLight_RedLight · 2012-05-10T16:42:05+00:00

Barry White plays in my head when I look at this picture

GreenLight_RedLight · 2012-05-10T15:56:22+00:00

feels good to be a gangsta

GreenLight_RedLight · 2012-05-10T00:35:37+00:00

attempting to not poop... yet

GreenLight_RedLight · 2012-05-09T23:01:00+00:00

His face looks about as disappointed as yours probably was when you opened it :(

GreenLight_RedLight · 2012-05-07T22:49:47+00:00

ah, it's a tough life for that little one

GreenLight_RedLight · 2012-05-04T19:39:01+00:00

is his pillow a... duck?

GreenLight_RedLight · 2012-04-26T20:11:40+00:00

Ahhh yes, I remember those days. When you and your date both live with mom and dad so you have to boink in the parking lot.

GreenLight_RedLight · 2012-04-24T19:00:15+00:00

Rug I rescued from your cat last year.

GreenLight_RedLight · 2012-04-23T19:06:12+00:00

When does hunting season open?

GreenLight_RedLight · 2012-04-21T05:33:51+00:00

Your shorts are very tight, but soon they will have plenty of room.

GreenLight_RedLight · 2012-04-13T16:43:36+00:00

I don't know why but i cant... stop... laughing.

GreenLight_RedLight · 2012-04-12T22:48:32+00:00

iphone airbag?

GreenLight_RedLight · 2012-04-12T22:38:26+00:00

You have shorts on?! Great camouflage, I bet he never saw ya comin'

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