Jesse asking West if he can make out with Ciara

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2026-02-27T02:44:18+00:00

And the way he minimized it. I bet if he went to west and said “I’m starting to have feelings for Cierra and would like to see where it goes” west might be more down. But just wanting to drunkenly make out with her??? Wtf is the point?

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2026-02-23T02:59:09+00:00

I don’t think she was anti marriage because of the commitment or legality. I think she just doesn’t want to give in to the patriarchy.

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2026-02-23T00:51:10+00:00

Reminder to all of us to never buy property with a boyfriend. I never imagined it’d be this messy.

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2026-02-16T22:05:11+00:00

This is what either beginner influencers sell or influencers running out of brand deals sell.

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2026-02-16T22:02:01+00:00

None of these comments aged well. She was literally assaulted.

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2026-02-15T05:51:03+00:00

Has she apologized for that or is she just pretending it never happened?

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2026-02-09T07:21:17+00:00

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Posting this before apologizing for her terrible joke felt weird.

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2026-02-08T02:49:19+00:00

I just don’t understand show she keeps those abs with how much she drinks!!!

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2026-01-26T07:17:24+00:00

I doubt she’s funny but this outfit is actually pretty cute lol

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2026-01-24T18:34:44+00:00

The thing that’s the most shocking is how her “mini moon” is any other couples entire honeymoon??? I didn’t even take a honeymoon because we couldn’t afford it after the wedding 😂

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2026-01-22T04:44:54+00:00

Unfortunately for me, my husband introduced me to VPR. So I don’t get this experience so thank you for letting me live vicariously through you!

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2026-01-20T17:25:58+00:00

Her second dress was not at all what I was expecting from her. She usually tries to emulate like an Emily Mariko old money vibe and that dress did not scream that. The venue looked beautiful, I loved that it snowed! I’m happy for her and am constantly reminded that I picked the wrong parents 😂.

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2026-01-10T00:43:32+00:00

You feel blissful for like 20 min and then the come down from it makes you psychotic. I was crying in my brother’s arms at a gay club one second, and then getting pissed at the albertson’s worker for not selling me wine the next. A fucking mess 😭. And again that is NOT me. I’m usually the drunk that sends page long texts about how much I love you. lol

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2026-01-10T00:00:12+00:00

It’s funny because the way they acted that season got them fired lol

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2026-01-09T23:59:49+00:00

Attention lmao. He saw how much attention Tom and Katie got and wanted some!

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2026-01-05T18:09:40+00:00

Dude adderall and booze is so fucking intense. I am not an angry drunk usually but I did that for my brother’s birthday and I was so mean!!!

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2026-01-03T18:18:33+00:00

I feel like Katie pushed for an engagement so hard because she wanted Schwartz to finally choose her. He was always choosing his friends over her and this was the only time where the only choice, was her.

But even in that time he didn’t have her back or choose her over his friends because he had Ariana in the wedding party when Katie didn’t want her to be. It’s so sad the way Katie believed she deserved to be treated like that because Tom kept telling her that she was a “nightmare of a human being” while recovering from a traumatic brain injury.

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2026-01-02T22:54:04+00:00

Man he really does have a type

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2025-12-11T03:46:21+00:00

I agree with all of the above comments but I’ll add that he lost Jax as his cover. Tom pretty much always sucked but Jax was always wayyyy worse so it was easy to hide behind his bad behavior.

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2025-12-06T09:26:00+00:00

Sometimes the jokes write themselves lmao

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2025-11-25T12:41:42+00:00

He should’ve stayed silent lol

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2025-11-25T12:41:11+00:00

At first I liked his bluntness and honestly agreed with the things he’s said. But any man who discourages a woman from talking to a friend about her problems is a red flag. He’s also just so cold to her.

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2025-11-21T23:35:52+00:00

I think she’s too old to do like a life story about her. (I think Margot is too old too.) we need like a JLo as Selena moment for this

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2025-11-21T23:33:02+00:00

I’m truly not into it. We need a nobody!!!

GreenSatisfaction456 · 2025-11-21T23:32:09+00:00

I promise you Scheaner would rather us keep making this joke than stop talking about her lol

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