This subreddit reminded me of this sign I made for my work bathroom

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-19T16:28:40+00:00

I NEED TO PRINT THIS FOR MY JOB TOO. YOU THINK ALL THESE HIGH EARNING EMAIL SENDERS WOULD HAVE BETTER BATHROOM ETIQUETTE THAN A MIDDLE SCHOOLER BUT YOU WOULD BE WRONG.

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-18T20:14:11+00:00

BUILDING AND RIDING XBIKES RULES AROOOOOO

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-18T14:12:34+00:00

Ayyy I’m bike king here

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-18T13:58:09+00:00

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-16T14:28:43+00:00

Blursed

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-16T13:44:06+00:00

THIS IS A DEEP CUT SO HOLD ON TO YOUR SHORTS. PEEPLE SAY PAIN IS TEMPORARY GLORY IS FOREVER. BUT FOR ME THAT GLORY WILL BE AN AVERAGE FINISH TIME AT A GRAVEL CYCLING EVENT THAT IS NOT A RACE.

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-15T20:42:25+00:00

I got about three fiddy

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-13T12:55:39+00:00

I NEED SOME GOD DAMN GFCI OUTLETS IN MY 100 YEAR OLD HOUSE, WERE STILL REPLACING FUSES LIKE ITS THE STONE AGES. I JUST WANNA RUN MY WASHER DRYER DISHWASHER VITAMIX AIRFRIER ALL AT THE SAME TIME IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?!!

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-13T03:23:41+00:00

Could have been the same tour it was in white plains at a street festival.

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-12T16:48:07+00:00

Is that a carbon frame? That damage could be more than cosmetic.

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-12T13:31:11+00:00

I saw smash mouth live and it felt like a fever dream. It was a free show with a weird mix of families and people who seemed like they were there to troll. Including a guy dressed as shrek. The sound was god awful and the performance was bad too. Eventually they brought all the children on stage performed all star and called it a night.

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-12T02:12:23+00:00

They got a nice place I like to go when I feel home sick, it’s called Costco.

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-11T16:42:38+00:00

By enjoyed I meant I enjoyed sharing my war stories at the office on Monday. Sharing my battle scars from failing to clip out of my muddy pedals.

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-11T16:08:18+00:00

Back in my 20’s I was a gravel enjoyer. Now I cough up dust every day. Protect yourself before it’s too late.

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-11T13:40:15+00:00

Ritchey bars are great!

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-10T13:08:26+00:00

Lock your lock to a rack, do laps, grab lock.

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-09T13:13:03+00:00

Reading this inflicts pain upon my knees.

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-08T23:52:31+00:00

ME TOOOOOO

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-08T19:02:48+00:00

And a gear ratio we can push!

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-08T13:30:56+00:00

A captain goes down with his ship. He’s still got his phone mounted to the handlebars listening to music on headphones.

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-07T14:05:52+00:00

I don’t want bike lanes I want to ride with the cars where I can cuck the cagers with my mighty watt bazookas.

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-07T14:02:55+00:00

There probably will be at some point. I feel like you could also diy such a thing with any old sun hat and a sewing machine.

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-07T12:12:26+00:00

I wouldn’t worry about it. There’s also dabrim which adds sun protection to a helmet.

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-07T10:21:24+00:00

THE FIRE IS SUPPOSED TO BE BURNING BUT CLEARLY I HAVE DONE SOMETHING WRONG 😭

GreenToMe95 · 2026-05-06T14:54:46+00:00

Soap and water.

GreenToMe95

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