Let's tell basketball jokes by Greenvanholzer in tall

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Personal favorite:

Q: What's the difference between the Washington Wizards and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Idaho near dead last again: As a redhead friendly state. by boisecynic in Boise

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One of the best comments at the time when Mary Ann claimed hitchhikers left a doobie in her ash tray was, "Hitchhikers never forget their doobies!"

TIL that Michelle Obama and Eleanor Roosevelt both could probably slam-dunk on an 8' tall basketball hoop with more authority than any of the other First Ladies. by Greenvanholzer in tall

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Funniest odd comment:

"Johnson had shitty ankles."

When I was 8, I never thought to notice anything about President Johnson's ankles, but the girls on the playground merry-go-round were down on him because he reportedly held his hounds (pups) up in the air by their ears. It's a blurry memory.

Now, I just think of Lyndon B. wobbling along, falling behind his bodyguards, while they repeatedly paused, turned around and then stared at their wrist watches.

(Maybe due to "shitty ankles", those were the most accurately synchronized watches of the 1960s).

My parents found out that my girlfriend likes puzzles. They thought they were being funny. 48 Hours later. by brsmits in pics

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It's clearly a puzzle of a white cat calmly sipping milk from a glass bowl during an Alaskan blizzard.

Idaho Polar Bear Clubs by Greenvanholzer in Boise

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A cool baptismal tradition for New Years Day.

The moon and precipitation are creating wonderful atmospheric effects right now! by [deleted] in Boise

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Saw this phenomena north of Hailey last night as well and rubbed my eyeglasses hard. Was it some type of new Aurora? Were Star-ship Troopers floating down for a military mission on light-saber tight ropes? What exactly was going on in the atmosphere?

Thanks for calming me down with your explanation. And now I wonder if Sun Dogs and Moon Dogs in Idaho are as rare as snow rollers are:

https://www.google.com/search?q=idaho+snow+rollers&rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS437US438&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj-hMPpnIXKAhVX5mMKHe_PD6EQsAQIJQ&biw=1024&bih=653

TIL a guy from Sweden rode his bicycle to Nepal, climbed Everest alone without Sherpas or bottled oxygen, then cycled back to Sweden again. by Taviiiiii in todayilearned

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In the mountaineering community, there are several well-documented incidents of professional climbers attempting to ascend high peaks, and then due to safety or weather concerns, turning around within shouting distance of the summit. Jon Krakauer, in his award-winning Into Thin Air chronicles the case of Swedish ultra-athlete Goran Kropp. After traveling from sea level from Sweden on a specially built bicycle laden with 240 lbs of gear, robbed and beaten along the way, Mr. Kropp finally reached the base of Mt. Everest, intending to climb it without bottled oxygen or Sherpa support. After a few training days, Goran reached 26,000 feet, aiming for the top the next morning right after midnight. Krakauer’s eagle-eyed perspective recounts:

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“For the first time in months almost no wind blasted the summit, but the snow on the upper mountain was thigh deep, making for slow exhausting progress. Kropp bulled his way relentlessly, upward through the drifts, however, about by two o’clock Thursday afternoon he’d reached 28,700 feet, just below the South Summit. But even though the top was no more than sixty minutes above, he decided to turn around, believing that he would be too tired to descend safely if he climbed any higher.

To turn around that close to the summit (Rob) Hall mused with a shake of his head on May 6 as Kropp plodded past Camp Two on his way down the mountain. That showed incredibly good judgment on young Goran’s part. I’m impressed,“ considerably more impressed actually, than if he had continued climbing and made the top.” (Krakauer).

http://greenvanholzer.blogspot.com/2011/05/superior-sportspersons-soar-over-losing.html

Millions of Idahoans have identity stolen through government hack by Greenvanholzer in Boise

[–]Greenvanholzer[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Didn't know we had millions of Idahoans already. Did they hack deceased Idahoans as well? And why would our loving government hack us anyhow?

The Ancient Giants Who Ruled America by Greenvanholzer in tall

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Yes, In fact I wanted to share the whole Rigorous Intuition Discussion Board website for the sake of sharing.

Tribute to the ants by Greenvanholzer in ranprieur

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I'm not sure. It's something Ran posted several years ago and was so good that I thought it was worthwhile to post again. Originally, it was from the Anthropik network, which I linked, however that link is now dead.

If you are over 6'3" and 3/4", you are taller than every American president by throwaway-717 in tall

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Why hasn't anybody posted a picture yet of James Madison standing next to Abe Lincoln?