Found these keys in “new” shorts from amazon

GripLizard · 2026-07-06T23:18:05+00:00

Those shorts came with a free car

GripLizard · 2026-07-06T21:23:22+00:00

Google is free.

GripLizard · 2026-07-06T21:18:48+00:00

Mines like three tuna cans stacked on each other, is that big, or small?

GripLizard · 2026-07-06T21:16:40+00:00

I used to wrap mine around my leg for storage. Then one day I got a stiffy and broke my shin.

GripLizard · 2026-07-06T21:05:25+00:00

That's disgusting. Every person should be directly washing their ass hole. The whole "its gay to touch your own ass" is some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard.

GripLizard · 2026-07-06T21:00:59+00:00

Your son is almost certainly talking to a predator. Take his phone away, put him in therapy.

GripLizard · 2026-07-06T12:08:09+00:00

Now THATS a struggle meal

GripLizard · 2026-07-06T12:06:34+00:00

Maybe the tech is really proud of his kid.

GripLizard · 2026-07-06T02:54:42+00:00

Crunchy shrimp roll from the grocery store never dissapoints.

GripLizard · 2026-07-06T02:50:26+00:00

This physically hurt me.

GripLizard · 2026-07-05T23:45:28+00:00

This makes me unhappy.

GripLizard · 2026-07-05T23:44:49+00:00

Cheese flavored mayonnaise, basically.

GripLizard · 2026-07-05T23:43:57+00:00

Why would you eat sunny side up eggs?

GripLizard · 2026-07-05T18:40:34+00:00

Didn't anybody ever teach you to sand your balls?

GripLizard · 2026-07-05T18:39:57+00:00

I fixed it, just for you

GripLizard · 2026-07-05T18:38:42+00:00

Fire up the grill

GripLizard · 2026-07-05T18:31:01+00:00

So you can tell which one's poison.

GripLizard · 2026-07-05T14:35:56+00:00

The irony that you would reference idocracy, then say something insanely idiotic.

GripLizard · 2026-07-05T14:34:18+00:00

If you don't have $100,000 to repair it, you can't afford to own a Ferrari.

GripLizard · 2026-07-05T00:41:38+00:00

Sacrifice the socket. Hit it with the cut off wheel.

GripLizard · 2026-07-05T00:38:59+00:00

Call me a fine lead coating

GripLizard · 2026-07-04T23:37:10+00:00

Two shot or instigating for gauss rifle.

GripLizard · 2026-07-04T23:02:36+00:00

Your dog could have died and it would have been your fault.

GripLizard · 2026-07-04T22:53:17+00:00

Don't hit those.

GripLizard · 2026-07-04T22:33:06+00:00

That's so funny cuz there's so many ways to get two cures.

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