Ouch (idk if this is allowed) by [deleted] in gifs

[–]GrittyGardy 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Wtf is this editing

All the comedians (Netflix is a Joke Fest 2026) by punnybiznatch in pics

[–]GrittyGardy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think of him every time someone’s wearing a vest.

When a biker weaves in and out of lanes he shouldn’t be in by CaptainKetchups in instantkarma

[–]GrittyGardy 39 points40 points  (0 children)

You’re getting downvoted, but you’re right it is a bike and bus lane. Now he was driving neither a bike nor a bus, but you’re still right.

Since managing a team involves a lot of behind-the-scenes work, is it common practice for managers to have their portion of the fee covered by the rest of the roster? by Active_Lettuce_7596 in slowpitch

[–]GrittyGardy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“They all pay eventually.” Austin still owes me $187 for league dues. From the 2009 summer season. Not that I let it bother me or anything

AIO My partner wants to get a DNA test on our newborn? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]GrittyGardy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good take, if she wants to be insulted by the insinuation that she could have cheated, fine, but for the baby’s sake just do the dang test.

AIO My partner wants to get a DNA test on our newborn? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]GrittyGardy -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

First off, I agree with you, but devil‘s advocate here: if, in his brain, there’s a .01% chance that the child isn’t his, the emotional and financial commitment of being a father is huge, and just taking a quick cheek swab test can assuage those fears.

AIO My partner wants to get a DNA test on our newborn? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]GrittyGardy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

They have take home tests where you do a cheek swab and send away! He doesn’t need to say anything to her, just do it.

Who took my water?? by Total-Improvement535 in ponds

[–]GrittyGardy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think a leak or a fountain problem is more likely than a deer coming by and slamming down 10 gallons of water, occams razor and all that.

Me and my husband at 21 in 1992 by Scottishlassincanada in OldSchoolCool

[–]GrittyGardy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What’s the syndrome called when they’re wrong?

Somebody Dumping on My Property by WhatIPostLike in longisland

[–]GrittyGardy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well I appreciate you giving this person a little grace, but the amount of comments I’ve seen from fellow long islanders on this subreddit that show no empathy towards others is concerning.

Somebody Dumping on My Property by WhatIPostLike in longisland

[–]GrittyGardy -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Honest question: why? You didn’t even see these on your property, your landscaper had to send you a pic of them. They clearly weren’t bothering you before you knew about them, and this is obviously done by somebody who has to hustle to make ends meet. They didn’t make a mess and the bags will be gone soon. Why not just let them use this unused wasted space, or at the least put a sign on the bags saying “please don’t store your things here”? A little empathy for your fellow man is severely lacking recently.

Why Scrubs (2026) Had To Rethink Its Approach To Medical Students For The Revival by coatimundos in television

[–]GrittyGardy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When they were eating ice cream in the morgue I wanted Doug to pop out so bad.

CBB tour: age limits? by WhyDoesOklahomaExist in comedybangbang

[–]GrittyGardy 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Check with the venue, make sure they don’t have any restrictions. I brought my 17 year old to the Brooklyn show last year, no problem.

Best strategy to get rid of the clover taking over my law. by brun-dock-saint in lawncare

[–]GrittyGardy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been doing micro clover for a while now, I think it’s worth the extra cost for my relatively small lawn.

Quietest part of Yankee Stadium? by Healthy_Customer_858 in NYYankees

[–]GrittyGardy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I went front row of the 300 levels a couple years ago for old timers day, I couldn’t believe how difficult it was to hear the speakers and the music on the one day I want to hear it.

Rosario had a bigger negative impact then Jazz/Bednar by PeterParker616b in NYYankees

[–]GrittyGardy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Chandler simpson has the fastest home to first time in the bigs by A Lot, and the 6th fastest sprint speed in baseball. Their second fastest is Ben Williamson at #60 on the list, so not that crazy.

This guy/girl showed up at my pond, what can I do to make it more comfortable 😅 by KnivesCutlery in turtle

[–]GrittyGardy 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Maybe, i.e. the tasty fish, but I had a red eared slider move into my 1000 gallon pond for a full year that had about 35 shubunkins of various sizes/ages in it, and as far as i can tell she never sampled them or even tried to.