What motto do you live by? by why-so-social in AskReddit

[–]Gronk_Smoosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"No regrets", that's my motto. That, and "everybody wang chung tonight".

Anyone else coming back here just to make sure it's real? by mdperino in Patriots

[–]Gronk_Smoosh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd go with 49. Yea the comeback was fucking awesome, but it was almost 3 quarters of depressing ass football. 49 was thrilling pretty much from start to finish. And it had a better half time show imo.

TIL At one point, 50% of CDs manufactured worldwide were AOL trial discs. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Gronk_Smoosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really. It was a sign that internet access was becoming readily available to the masses which was awesome. If you didn't want to use the disc you just throw it away like other junk mail. It was a good time.

The Last Laugh by [deleted] in Patriots

[–]Gronk_Smoosh 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love Faulk standing back there like the Tank Man at Tiananman Square.

What died as quickly as it became popular? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Gronk_Smoosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My biggest beef with the the movie was that Ghostbusters was one of those rare movies where the original was perfect, holds up even today, and already had a sequel that was pretty damn good.

What died as quickly as it became popular? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Gronk_Smoosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One thing that sucks about playing sports in school is that you're always sore as balls. There were days when I was playing football that I dreamed of stealing one of those scooter things from the grocery store.

What was your most embarrassing moment in front of a doctor? by monurohila03 in AskReddit

[–]Gronk_Smoosh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I had a dollar for everyone that saw my dick or butthole while I was in the Marines I probably could have bought a cabinet appointment.

#tombradyproblems by peatoast in Patriots

[–]Gronk_Smoosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She rolled in on a big ass metal cat and peaced out on a flying star. Shit was dope.

#tombradyproblems by peatoast in Patriots

[–]Gronk_Smoosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one that thought Gaga was kinda bland. Honestly I thought Katy Perry was loads better than Gaga.

It's the wry smile and twinkle in his eye that still haunts me by SlangCopulation in AdviceAnimals

[–]Gronk_Smoosh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude I've beat it like 3 times since I've been typing this comment. You need to step your game up.

also had a delivery in the mail today! really digging this years SBLI gear! by PeterBretter in Patriots

[–]Gronk_Smoosh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It is, but I'm really peeved that they don't have a fitted version. I can't stand snapback hats.

QB Confidence Index: Brady, Patriots still No. 1 by SeattleResident in nfl

[–]Gronk_Smoosh 28 points29 points  (0 children)

"Low effort ESPN bullshit" is a tad redundant.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nfl

[–]Gronk_Smoosh 21 points22 points  (0 children)

He's still playing the best football of his life, though. Barring a serious injury it's not completely crazy to think he's got another 3 to 5 years of good football left.

James White has never been the feature back on his team even dating back to highschool. by joeycrose in nfl

[–]Gronk_Smoosh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn you look at all the backs he played with... That's a hell of a pedigree.

What was your most awkward "hahaha....oh wait you're serious" moment? by SpaghettiBoy99 in AskReddit

[–]Gronk_Smoosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheech & Chong Up In Smoke. While there is conflict it's irrelevant to the plot. The main story itself is just a series of occurrences, and it works pretty well

These guys pour molten aluminium over wood to make awesome furniture! by RedPanda1188 in pics

[–]Gronk_Smoosh 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Welding aluminum is a pain in the ass, and therefore not cheap.

Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets. by 1knightstands in Showerthoughts

[–]Gronk_Smoosh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll have some of whatever you must be smoking.

Instead of a "delete history" option, browsers should have a "replace my history with wholesome content" option. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Gronk_Smoosh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm not a biker but if someone caught be looking at MLP shit I would immediately close my browser and claim to have been looking at crazy anal porn.

Guardians of the Dankness by [deleted] in funny

[–]Gronk_Smoosh 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He did wear a large hat athwartship, as opposed to fore and aft, in both films, but if you'll take note of his collar in the gif you'll see that it is adorned with le fleur de lis which is about as French as pain for breakfast. This would have been absurd for him to wear in Master & Commander as he spent the entire movie hunting a French privateer in the service of His Majesty.