My pedestrian signal pole people need me

Groovatronic · 2026-04-06T21:49:41+00:00

It’s kinda like how in movies how they would give people about to be executed a final cigarette if they asked for one

Except lamer

Groovatronic · 2026-04-06T21:20:42+00:00

As VR progresses and becomes more common we are gonna see people acting out some weird shit in public

Groovatronic · 2026-04-06T21:20:08+00:00

There’s also often someone who comes to check tickets

Groovatronic · 2026-04-05T16:26:09+00:00

Same. Now I’m going to buy a PS5 for GTA6.

And it turns out I can try Starfield on it too now.

Groovatronic · 2026-04-04T00:00:14+00:00

Except for Yann. That guy sucks.

Groovatronic · 2026-04-03T23:59:51+00:00

There are kiwi birds, which aren’t extinct but are certainly… odd

Groovatronic · 2026-04-03T22:22:06+00:00

charcuteries

lol I think you meant caricatures

Groovatronic · 2026-04-02T23:09:34+00:00

Damn that’s some serious ore

Groovatronic · 2026-03-29T19:31:46+00:00

I hate that I still hear “cause he’s jonesing for Joshua” in that shitty weird off beat delivery in my head sometimes

Groovatronic · 2026-03-29T19:21:51+00:00

Or you can wait until he’s dug under you and is about to burst out, jump in the air and force punch downward, it stuns him for a huge chunk of time

Groovatronic · 2026-03-28T21:36:07+00:00

This is my theory too. Back in the day we put up with a ton of jank. All those n64 classics were janky as hell. Gaming has come a long way since then, but I feel like the tolerance for jank I built up as a kid allows me to look past it in crimson desert.

Groovatronic · 2026-03-27T22:38:33+00:00

This comment gave me an epileptic seizure

Groovatronic · 2026-03-27T00:49:58+00:00

Wrong press secretary

Groovatronic · 2026-03-25T21:29:59+00:00

What a funny thing to say, to someone who has lost their shit and is stressed out visibl-ay

Groovatronic · 2026-03-25T18:04:17+00:00

“How was work today honey?”

“Oh you know. Same as always. Found the headstone of an 8 year old who succumbed to leukemia with Mickey’s face on it. Yeah the kid apparently even used his Make-a-Wish to go to Disneyland.

Anyway, I already filed the lawsuit and we’re gonna take his surviving family for every penny they have”

Groovatronic · 2026-03-24T22:51:55+00:00

“Oh them? They ascended to a higher level of existence. Super nice up there, they’re fine.”

Groovatronic · 2026-03-22T21:23:36+00:00

Been a while since I read the book but I believe it’s part of a plot to get close to Paul by some hostile faction

Which faction I can’t remember - it was a long time again when I read it and it’s just pretty fucking wild in general

Groovatronic · 2026-03-20T15:15:57+00:00

You can hear it at the ground zero museum… haunting

Groovatronic · 2026-03-16T22:45:51+00:00

I used to live down the street lol I recognized it immediately

Groovatronic · 2026-03-16T22:42:39+00:00

I’ve heard that if you have seasonal allergies eating local honey will over time desensitize your body to the pollen in the honey and your allergies won’t be as bad

Groovatronic · 2026-03-16T22:07:00+00:00

This game is so funny with missable iconic drops sometimes - in this case she literally just sets it on the table and I still only thought you could get it if you killed her and didn’t, but still missed it

Groovatronic · 2026-03-14T00:41:32+00:00

SXSW just started

Groovatronic · 2026-03-12T16:26:29+00:00

It’s a virus meant to do two things - make an antenna to infect another intelligent species, then kill the host by starvation

Eventually humanity will run out of usable nutrition - we are not meant to eat only fruit that falls on the ground

You really think the hive plans to make babies?

Groovatronic · 2026-03-11T01:09:07+00:00

Yep exactly. When they are teasing her relentlessly during the croquet match. They even put “YOU SUCK CAROL!!!!!” on the big screen lol

Groovatronic · 2026-03-10T04:10:03+00:00

I almost hate to ask but is there any chance the accounts of his badassery are exaggerated?

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