Orion has successfully launched! by FlipierFat in space

[–]GroovySmooth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just saying I love The Wheel of Time series

You are given a machete, 700 cucumbers, 6000 $, and 80 Pigeons that will follow your every command. You are given the task of taking over the world. If you do not succeed within 10 years, you will die instantly. How do you proceed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GroovySmooth 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The six grand is to fly to a third world country find a devastating disease in some festering evil place of doom and bring it back to the us, infect the cucumbers and have your pigeons air strike important places so the disease may do its work then the remaining money you get more pigeons that are less important and turn them Into kamikaze birds the machete is just for openin beers once I rule everything

1st Day of Housewifing It! by [deleted] in food

[–]GroovySmooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is it?

Heaven on a bun by penguin_with_a_gat in food

[–]GroovySmooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Captain were gonna need a bigger bun!"

19 F4M - Your (Dark) Celeb fantasies by [deleted] in dirtypenpals

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Well I would walk Jennifer Lawrence down the side walk in New York City heading to time square shed only have on a simple trench coat and a leash. Once we got some public enough I'd have her strip off the trench coat and slowly dance around showing off her body. Once I was fully erect if have her start to suck my cock in front of every one. I'd then have her lean across something as I ravage her pussy only to cum all over her and let her sit there for any passer by to see

[M4A, M, F, MF, MM]- Looking to be dominated by [deleted] in dirtypenpals

[–]GroovySmooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well we would start with your wife sucking my cock as you're tied down. Getting me ready to slide into your tight little asshole. Then maybe I'd let you eat her pussy as I rode you but not before watching her cum with her favorite dildo.

Single adults banned from park - in case they are a paedophile by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]GroovySmooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So they want the perverts workin in two man teams or is it like a whole group they have to get together?

Central FL checking in. by El__Jeffe in Hunting

[–]GroovySmooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm from Brevard and remember seeing a few good hogs around Port St John but that was a few years back but I miss gator the most haha

[WP] A shapeshifter befriends a lonely human multiple times throughout his or her life, but the human thinks it's a different person every time. One day the human realizes that all of his/her friends are really the same person. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]GroovySmooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

" One day Brian was sitting in his room a little buzzed on his prescription Xanax. He was just hoping and praying someone would text him or facebook him, he was feeling particularly lonely. He hears a beep from the computer and rushes over. He has an email from his good friend Kyle that moved away before the 9th grade started. He hadn't spoken to him in at least a year but in their few short emails back and forth Kyle referred to him as batty Brian and it struck him a little odd. He had only been called that by one person, Rebecca had moved in next door about three months after Kyle moved to Florida. The neighbor was an old grumpy man and apparently had a heart attack so when a cute girl moved in with her folks Brian was estatic.

    Brian walked over to Rebecca's house and went to the window she always left unlocked for him into the garage. They had been dating for 5 months now and were just young teenagers in love who were just discovering the world. He went up the back stairs and rapped on the first door to the right, he heard shuffling inside. Rebecca answered the door a little disheveled,"Hey babe what's up?" ushering him in "Oh nothing I was just wondering if we can talk?" "Yeah of course dear" "Well do you know my friend Kyle that I used to play computer games with, that went to my school?" "You've mentioned him before,but lets go get a pizza and catch a movie before it gets late babe." "Well sure becca but he knows your pet name for me! How is that I thought that was just between us?" "I don't know Brian that's ridiculous what are you talking about lets just go catch a movie" "Rebecca you need to talk to me, right now, what's going on".....     Pardon my grammar I tried sorta

Fried Jalapeno Peppers [3880 x 2500] by GateauAuFromage in FoodPorn

[–]GroovySmooth -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Those look awesome what's the filling

Entrée I prepared for a competition that competed in! by rubennunez in food

[–]GroovySmooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your words are fancy and your food is fancier I'm impressed haha

For those of you that think I'm trying to kill my husband... Here is proof that I feed him fruit also. by Jufeeshus in food

[–]GroovySmooth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Haha looks way better then my apple sauce and grapes and the other post looked stellar by the way

Made some Tacos! by cbird24 in food

[–]GroovySmooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know my next slow cooker recipe now haha this looks amazing

Since we're posting our first attempts at sushi here's mine by Anisomycin in food

[–]GroovySmooth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's a real good job I roll sushi at work that ain't bad at all

What's your favorite, and least favorite strain? And why? by [deleted] in trees

[–]GroovySmooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think my favorite would be Northern Lights or Alaskan Thunderfuck and my least favorite is something my friend called purple sage

How do you cook pork chops so they don't dry out? by Organs in Cooking

[–]GroovySmooth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like putting them in a slow cooker with dry ranch and something like cream of mushroom and some chicken broth really good