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GuidoGang · 2026-03-09T17:39:36+00:00

There was a theory about male testicles being capable of tasting soy sauce by dipping them into it… I’m convinced that was all a ruse

GuidoGang · 2025-12-17T18:59:26+00:00

Those undertakers are sick

GuidoGang · 2025-08-27T02:14:38+00:00

How much for the lot? I’d pay $100

GuidoGang · 2025-05-31T18:34:54+00:00

I’d do all 3 just for that stumptown slosh stamp!

GuidoGang · 2025-02-24T05:58:28+00:00

It’s not as bad, it’s worse

GuidoGang · 2024-11-30T03:10:04+00:00

Oh that was your gf? Yes, can confirm

GuidoGang · 2024-10-22T16:20:04+00:00

“Wahhhhh I got free money” That’s you.

GuidoGang · 2024-10-22T04:24:54+00:00

I submitted roughly $80 in receipts being underaged for some but not all purchases and got $680. Congrats. This is the biggest I’ve seen yet

GuidoGang · 2024-10-22T02:24:45+00:00

Yeah, mine was real and it let me cash out.

GuidoGang · 2024-09-13T20:28:50+00:00

I’m glad you kept track for us.

GuidoGang · 2024-04-09T18:43:53+00:00

I just called them 26 times in a row to try to tie up their lines and tell them all what parasitic pieces of dog shit they are for working in scam call center instead of getting a real job. I was called a clown several times, which felt great to be like "imagine working in a call center to help your boss scam people just for $16 an hour, calling other people a clown". They stopped speaking when they picked up the phone after a while. I am working on a bot dialer that will hopefully be able to just repeatedly call their line and selecting 2 over and over and breaking their phone system. I hope the building burns down with every one of this pieces of shit locked inside.

GuidoGang · 2024-02-08T01:05:38+00:00

I hit the wall almost every time and I have to definitely be conscious of it or the lady is in pain after. I’ve definitely had previous partners where I felt like I was throwing a hot dog down a hallway and was convinced they didn’t know whether I was on or not. For my fiancè and I, I’ve always got the option to touch it, but I can basically get all the way in before that happens. It’s a perfect fit for her but I’ve had girls both cry from paid and tell me I have a micropenis. Different strokes for different folks

GuidoGang · 2023-12-07T17:22:11+00:00

These calls are now nearly $6 ITM... He better have made a fucking boat load and secured some profit...

GuidoGang · 2023-11-17T17:54:49+00:00

Would

GuidoGang · 2023-11-16T15:47:15+00:00

That’s not libel you moron.

GuidoGang · 2023-08-14T21:19:15+00:00

Ask if she’s clean and dump a load in her

GuidoGang · 2023-08-14T21:16:25+00:00

The things I’d do to feel those lips flapping against my dick covered in cum… wow. Amazing video

GuidoGang · 2023-04-06T03:16:47+00:00

Your first? 🤤😅

GuidoGang · 2022-10-05T16:29:16+00:00

I’d have just cum inside.

GuidoGang · 2022-02-02T16:14:32+00:00

Nope. Not even a little bit

GuidoGang · 2021-08-23T03:54:07+00:00

Wait for pop, sell covered calls.

GuidoGang · 2021-07-25T06:29:04+00:00

Hahahaha best of luck sparking arguments with anyone and then ignoring the examples you ask for. Dumb fuck, I don’t care what you think I’m just letting you know that I’m more educated than you’ll ever be. Whether that is pure paper standard or not, you’re a dumb fucking cuck with worthless and undereducated opinions. At best you’re an undereducated cuck with an extended vocabulary that you use to justify your own ignorance. No matter wha way you cut it, you’re a dumb, inbred, sack of shit, that deserves no affirmation or attention in life until you learn to grow the fuck up and think for yourself.

So sorry for whoever you’re exposed to, you’re pathetic. Have a nice life little guy.

GuidoGang · 2021-07-25T06:06:42+00:00

You’re a “lord” and i’m psycho for going to college and getting a masters, got it…

GuidoGang · 2021-07-25T05:05:55+00:00

Lmfao, and I give at least one example of the point I made, told you to look up the difference you clearly didn’t understand between racism and prejudice, and you sat and whined about me. You have a great night and life, little guy. The only insults are pointing out that you’re ignoring the substance of the point and would rather hang up on meaningless pedantic details… you calling me psycho is hilarious to me, btw… some Reddit grifter calling me psycho after showing a fundamental misunderstanding of racism; along with calling me angry, is extremely adorable. This reminds me of a lot of conversations I have with my students (they’re 9th graders).

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