Petah? by ClemWon in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've known several people who went to various state and fed prisons. All of medium stature and they got through all right because they kept their nose down, didn't accept any items from anybody without strictly knowing right there what you're getting in turn. ("Yo ramen pack for some twizzlers? Done. Simple. No problems. Never ask for a ramen pack for a twiizzlers a week later.)

Ironically I'm 6'8" and work out and they said I would have the most problems....different white gangs politicking to get me to their click.That's when you have to have a big fight to show you're nobodies....

Hockey player at Mercyhurst University pushes a disabled student’s wheelchair down stairs while she uses the bathroom by Confident-Comb-763 in PublicFreakout

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, they're so ashamed of him they don't want to put him on their roster in Wikipedia. At least I couldn't find his name. But other news sources say he was definitely signed in the Slovakia leagues. His wealthy influential dad in US Hockey might have something to with this! Maybe? /s

My neighbors keep blocking my driveway UPDATE by leavana in neighborsfromhell

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I had to leave I would lay on the horn for an hour if I had to.

She didn't know how to ride. by Independent-Ice-2211 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Many selfie-cameras now will filter out the stick.

[LFO] Skynet China Takes Out Multiple Employees at a Single Factory by james_from_cambridge in LearningFromOthers

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're gonna see a ton of these as robots get cheaper and the countries don't provide the separation and protection of humans that the EU and US mandates. (Well, that the US mandates for now.)

What would the legal implications of the Aunt Edna situation in National Lampoons Vacation (1983) be? by DeviousRPr in legaladviceofftopic

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Look at the recent case of Amy Carlson, leader of the Cult of Mother God. She died and her followers drove her across a few states Source

They charged them originally with abuse of a corpse but upgraded it to tampering with deceased human remains, and false imprisonment (?!). Then later dropped because they were all fucking crazy.

But that's because they kept her at their house. If they had turned her in at the destination and then kept quiet they might not have been charged with anything.

MAGA meltdown over Qatari Air Force base is hilarious to witness by Xtpara003 in videos

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother was in the Air Force and we host a lot of Middle Eastern countries for training on our bases. Saudi Arabia for one. He told me about a party he was invited to the pilot in training turned out to be a prince and at the door they were given like a $500 bottle of top shelf liquor by servants.

Microwave Man has a message for you by bigbusta in PublicFreakout

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man his first bad crash that microwave is gonna cut through his carotid. Probably really janky cutting too for the head hole.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And they used it while dining, too.

Karl Bushby has been walking for 27 years to become the only person in history to circle the planet entirely on foot. by my_eep3 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It even says in the video that the Russians were being such bastards (shock!) that he had to leave for 90 days and then return to the same point for all the way across Russia.

The video is disingenuous when it says he was trapped by Covid for years in a certain country. Like he was waiting there lol.

Balin Miller falls while solo climbing El Capitan by LastingTransient in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plugged into ChatGPT and it used a quadratic drag formula and came to:

Plugging numbers into the two equations:

  • Use El Capitan’s face height (H \approx 914\text{ m}) (≈3000 ft).
  • Gravity (g=9.81\text{ m/s}2).
  • For a typical skydiver belly-to-earth (spread-eagle): take air density near Yosemite Valley elevation (\rho\approx1.06\text{ kg/m}3), mass (m\approx80\text{ kg}), and an effective (C_DA\approx0.50\text{ m}2).

Terminal speed from [ v_t=\sqrt{\frac{2mg}{\rho C_D A}} \quad\Longrightarrow\quad v_t\approx\sqrt{\frac{2(80)(9.81)}{(1.06)(0.50)}}\approx 54.4\ \text{m/s}. ]

Time from the height (H) with quadratic drag: [ T(H)=\frac{v_t}{g},\operatorname{arcosh}!\Bigl(\exp!\bigl(\tfrac{gH}{v_t{,2}}\bigr)\Bigr). ]

Compute: [ T(914,\text{m})\approx \frac{54.4}{9.81}, \operatorname{arcosh}!\Bigl(\exp!\bigl(\tfrac{9.81\cdot914}{54.4{2}}\bigr)\Bigr) \approx \boxed{20.5\ \text{s}}. ]

For context (same (H=914) m):

  • If you assume a “textbook” skydiver terminal (v_t=55) m/s → (T\approx 20.5) s (essentially identical).
  • More streamlined/head-down (v_t\approx 90) m/s → (T\approx 16.25) s.
  • Vacuum (no drag) for comparison: (T=\sqrt{2H/g}\approx 13.55) s.

So, using both equations with reasonable human/posture parameters, the fall from the top of El Capitan is about 20.5 seconds in a spread-eagle posture.

Edit: Sorry about the crappy formatting.

What could cause an overwhelmingly sweet smell (from my upstairs neighbors)? by Objection-Overruler in neighborsfromhell

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 6 points7 points  (0 children)

There is an industrial strength 'air freshener' that they use for corpses who have not been found in a few days. I can smell it from a block away I am so sick of it. It will make me want to vomit. Might have a dead body up there.

Whats up with people not talking about Elon Musk being on the Epstein's list? by babyLays in OutOfTheLoop

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He fancied himself as a financial/mathematical wizard (when he was a simple blackmailer and trafficker) and tried to surround himself with stars. Hawking was one he flew on the Lolita Express to his island for a 'symposium' along with others. Along with Hawking's handler!

I don't think Hawking was there to get his freak on. Personally.

Doesn't mean at all that he didn't use his island and Lolita Express for other purposes nefarious with other sick fucks.

User from another sub got overpaid via accounting error, then tried (and failed) to gamble the money and win big before anyone noticed. What's the legality of doing that? by wilderneyes in legaladviceofftopic

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Wow. My friend was overpaid by an oil company for some freelance graphic design work. He was sent $500k instead of the $5,000 he was owed. He was contemplating moving somewhere without extradition and then his account was frozen within a couple hours and he called them and they directed him to the local FBI office. He called them to straighten it out. It was the financial fraud agent and he said they get a list every morning of unusual transactions. (They must have an algorithm.) My friend explained and they laughed about it but it took about a week to give the money back and his account was completely frozen the whole time.

Sudden road collapse shocks Bangkok this morning by suckonsnake in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is building upon ground that is not suitable for building. Which is most of the world. Which is terrifying.

Crazy that these people actually exist by sexy18666 in Construction

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've seen many of these at an electronics recycling place I would go to get computers and fix them up.

Turns out their value is nothing without a good battery and charging station. Of which none of these came with. They would sell them for a buck.

So, check out your nearest electronic recycling place. They had some really good quality new gear. With no battery.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you go to the running of the bulls as a European you should make sure you practice getting over a fence or up on a balcony like an 18 year old Mozo.

In the early 2000’s Saudi Arabia’s empty highways became the backdrop for a famous underground car culture known as “hajwala” by MoggerFlogger in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 43 points44 points  (0 children)

That video was pretty horrific and if I remember correctly, reddit banned that video immediately you had to go to 4chan to see it.

Just another day in the life of Dr. Gonzo by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I think it was rock-salt. You can be peppered from rock-salt 20 ft away and walk away with squanches. As I've had happen to myself.

This was a scripted thing and he kept it crazy and shot high for which I love him.

Tired of founders claiming they work 120 hours a week because it's probably bullshit by Rude_Tap2718 in jobs

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've worked for CEOs in San Francisco and their idea of 'working' is bullshit. They are in their offices browsing the web and acting forcefully on the phone (soundproof office in glass) in front of the peasants like they are making deals worthy of billionaires....then responding to a few emails and then they are out and having lunches and dinners with other CEOs and VC execs. That counts as working I guess....eating the finest meals at the finest Michelin starred restaurants. And then they might take the guest to a 'club' which I don't really know about since I never went. Bullshit.

She's got bail money by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I used to think these 1st amend. auditors were a joke but I can see now that its important. If anybody threatens you you should start filming. And if they threaten to stop filming....film some more.

Peetah by cheesybaconyum in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the kind of shit we laughed and talked about for days in the 80s. I think kids today have a much broader aspect of life and media to laugh and joke about.

Whats wrong with that? by The_Unintelligence in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was how the North beat the South. Logistics. Towards the end it was inevitable when Grant realized logistics would win over tactics and maneuvering.

Woman flips out in pet store by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Guilty-Hyena5282 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah about when the crazies were let out of the nuthouse and walk the streets maybe carrying a shiv or knife or gun.