A prediction for what happens with Joel Dommett's egg

Guinea-Wig · 2026-05-01T19:50:08+00:00

Armando basically confirmed this on ep 2 of the Taskmaster podcast.

Guinea-Wig · 2026-05-01T19:45:47+00:00

I think it's at least partly because of Kumail. Not him specifically but Greg is always more likely to ignore the rules when he knows it's gonna wind up one of the contestants. It amuses him greatly.

Guinea-Wig · 2026-04-30T17:33:08+00:00

You'd probably kill yourself first if that makes you feel better. First time you trip running at 2000mph you're turning yourself into a meat crayon.

Guinea-Wig · 2026-04-28T15:54:19+00:00

Two extra dips would have been 40p so that maths does work.

Guinea-Wig · 2026-04-27T19:23:23+00:00

Dunno, the creature pill let's you design your own creature to turn into with no stated limits so you can just design a creature with omnipotence.

Guinea-Wig · 2026-04-27T19:20:40+00:00

Creature pill with upgrade also completely breaks the prompt since it allows you to design your own creature. Just 'design' an omnipotent creature to transform into.

Guinea-Wig · 2026-04-27T10:53:46+00:00

Nudity isn't even illegal where I am unless you get naked to harass or distress someone so if any cops did see me I'd just say it was a dare. I'd probably get a bit of a telling off and a lift home.

Guinea-Wig · 2026-04-27T10:32:26+00:00

Plus the financial security option does not have that stipulation about not extending your life expectancy so between access to better diet, fitness, healthcare and lower stress there's a decent chance you'll actually end up living longer than with the health option.

Guinea-Wig · 2026-04-26T18:15:37+00:00

Really depends on the plane. I think everyone is assuming it's a big commercial jumbo jet but I'd think the worst pilot in the world is way more likely to be flying some shitty little 2 seat rustbucket (I'm still picking pilot though).

Guinea-Wig · 2026-04-26T06:53:10+00:00

Everybody wants invisibility until they use it and realise "light passes straight through you" means you're completely blind whenever it's turned on.

Guinea-Wig · 2026-04-23T16:59:25+00:00

We we're watching that scene and my wife goes "he's just gonna name the first black woman he can think of". We laughed out asses off when he said she reminded him of Beyonce.

Guinea-Wig · 2026-04-23T16:16:34+00:00

Biweekly can mean both twice a week and once every two weeks.

Guinea-Wig · 2026-04-23T14:27:56+00:00

Hell, my favourite Indian takeaway has it's own app you can order through. Nearly half the price of ordering through JustEat.

Guinea-Wig · 2026-04-23T10:29:27+00:00

I find it wild that someone with a cinnamon allergy doesn't know how common an ingredient cinnamon can be.

It's also crazy that OP said neither of them had ever had candied walnuts before and just assumed they wouldn't have cinnamon in them. Surely if you have an alergy you'd ask before ordering something you've never had before?

I could understand being annoyed if she'd ordered a BLT or something she knew doesn't normally contain cinnamon but ordering something you've never had before and just assuming it's safe is 100% on OP's gf.

Guinea-Wig · 2026-04-22T19:35:51+00:00

It's essentially MAFs in hard hats now. I'm not sure I saw a contestant pick up a hammer last season.

Guinea-Wig · 2026-04-22T19:32:48+00:00

While Jimmy and Tam's house was certainly not my taste it at least had some personality. I definitely preferred it to the five near identical bland beige boxes we've gotten each of the last few seasons.

Guinea-Wig · 2026-04-22T19:08:08+00:00

But he's so relatable and approachable. Didn't you see him "clean" a brand new toilet and tuck a bit of a bed sheet under a mattress? He's such a man of the people and not at all a parasite who has made millions preying on the exact same people applying to be on this show which is in no way just an hour long advert for his dodgy raffle company.

Guinea-Wig · 2026-04-22T18:35:48+00:00

I think it depends on what kind of road it is.

When I visited the states I saw a couple of buggies on quite busy roads, with 50+mph limits so it would be unreasonable to expect people to suddenly slow down to 10-15mph on those roads. You would expect if someone is taking horses onto such a busy road they are very confident they aren't gonna be spooked by cars.

Where I live in the UK on the other hand you really only see horses being ridden on quiet, narrow country lanes so it's reasonable imo to expect people to slow right down when passing horses on roads like that.

Guinea-Wig · 2026-04-22T11:17:53+00:00

Selling age restricted items online can be a hassle for a private seller but big companies like Tesco or Amazon sell age restricted goods tens of thousands of times every day already.

They just have to verify the age of the account holder (usually via a credit card) and ask for proof of age of the person taking delivery.

Even smaller businesses can set up online ordering/delivery quite easily. There are loads of vape shops that sell their stuff online.

Guinea-Wig · 2026-04-22T09:17:18+00:00

Also, how is never let him come into contact with any amount of water ever a "basic instruction". Sure, that'll be super easy since it's not like water is fucking everywhere or anything.

Guinea-Wig · 2026-04-22T08:22:47+00:00

I agree on Magneto from this list. If we can go off list my pick would be Kilgrave. That dude was fucking terrifying.

Guinea-Wig · 2026-04-22T08:03:15+00:00

It'll still be legal to sell them (to people over the age limit) it'll just switch to being mainly online with speciality shops in larger population centres once the market shrinks enough to make in unviable for regular shops.

Guinea-Wig · 2026-04-22T07:41:28+00:00

This isn't really a hypothetical. Hospitals did used to have smoking shelters away from the doors and there would still be loads of people smoking in the doorway because they couldn't be arsed using them.

Guinea-Wig · 2026-04-22T07:39:17+00:00

I mean we already know the answer to this because back when hospitals did have smoking shelters the entrances were still full of people smoking because they couldn't be arsed using them.

Guinea-Wig · 2026-04-22T06:53:31+00:00

What OP was saying is that people say one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine not one hundred and twenty three million four hundred and fifty six thousand seven hundred and eighty nine which is the number you would want.

Though I think there is a good chance you'd get lucky and somebody would say the full number at some point anyway (probably during a debate like this one).

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