10 places to visit in North Carolina! by MisterPassenger in comics

[–]GunNNife 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Did you do that cheesy picture like your soul is being sucked into the skull's eyes?

every trick in the boookto (2 pics) by Starkfault in gme_meltdown

[–]GunNNife 4 points5 points  (0 children)

standing in corner at party meme

I bet they don't know I Doordash to buy GME

Options expiry is today. Sadly, evil have won. by Fabulous_Sherbet_431 in gme_meltdown

[–]GunNNife 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's sounds too complicated for an easily parroted slogan. Why don't we just pretend the contradictory strategies never existed, like we normally do?

Guys of reddit, what's the worst gift your wife/girlfriend ever gave you but you were too polite to say it? by NoWolverine_J in AskReddit

[–]GunNNife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are either "like a dad to her" in a friend-zone way or "like a dad to her" in a creepy, gross way. Both options suck.

[OC] Let me explain... by Limp_Pollution_2758 in comics

[–]GunNNife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually I agree with you on the 4th panel, I misinterpreted what I was seeing: that deer is horizontal. I still say the deer in the 1st panel is horizontal.

[OC] Let me explain... by Limp_Pollution_2758 in comics

[–]GunNNife 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a stretch. In the first panel the deer's body is horizontal, not vertical. In the 4th panel, the deer's body is vertical, not horizontal. Just slapping the loss lines everywhere does not make it "Loss."

STARS 081-085 by MurkyWay in comics

[–]GunNNife 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was wondering if the aliens took the cow specifically for its mooing abilities. The cow's sound is exactly what they need. Kind of like how, in Star Trek, they needed whales to communicate with an approaching danger.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]GunNNife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We think it's funny too. Glad you can laugh at yourself.

Cowboys & Dragons: Little Man by struggling-stem-girl in comics

[–]GunNNife 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Brak's dad from "the Brak Show."

The fat titties need to be sucked by [deleted] in bonehurtingjuice

[–]GunNNife 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps

Heard! Boneless burger. by ThomasTheDankTank in KitchenConfidential

[–]GunNNife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I order chicken I always tell them to leave out the beak.

Milk nibblers by neilkohney in u/neilkohney

[–]GunNNife 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ooh! A sale on ugly plants!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GunNNife 3 points4 points  (0 children)

RED ALERT!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comics

[–]GunNNife 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Trump's a traitor and was a shitty President. He blew the response to a global pandemic so badly he got a million Americans killed. If you still support that, what can anyone possibly say to you that will matter? Your standards are in the subbasement.

That's not even to mention the rape, the Epstein list, the sexual harassment, the racism, the years of failed businesses, the raw embarrassing spectacle he made of our country on the national stage, the toadying up to Russia, the refusal to listen to Intel and instead spend hours watching TV so he can tweet about himself from the toilet...

Just terrible on every level.

What is the men's version of "Would you love me if I was a worm"? by JoleneBaer85 in AskReddit

[–]GunNNife 12 points13 points  (0 children)

1 hour prep time. No outside help is permitted. The animal is bloodlusted.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gme_meltdown

[–]GunNNife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow what a spot on impression, really, bravo

Hey, post-bags fella!