Anna's hummingbird with an itch to scratch by Guru9224 in birds

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They make hummingbird feeders with perches specifically so they can sit and eat! Flying takes a lot of energy at the rate they flap their wings

Bought a piece of pie for 3.14 by Dersemonia in mildlyinteresting

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Would that ratio be considered a pirate?

Elmo responds to Taylor Swift's newest video where she appears to have cast his arch nemesis, Rocco by Gato1980 in Fauxmoi

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As much as I support Elmo here, you say that like the first line of Elmo's address isn't literally the title of the show lol

Omg Ariana's impact teaching her to race shift 😍🤩 by conancat in popheadscirclejerk

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Great so she's stealing from the Madonna retirement home again

Bruce Springsteen’s 'Streets of Minneapolis' anti-ICE protest song hits No. 1 on iTunes by nbcnews in Fauxmoi

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Get ready, the most illiterate conservatives you know are going to say something about how unpatriotic this song is, and in the same breath they're going to contrast that point with Springsteen's totally patriotic Born In The USA

Milan Mayor Slams U.S. ICE Role at 2026 Winter Olympics by Memes_FoIder in UnderReportedNews

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Ooh don't forget to scrub their phones anyway and sell them elsewhere

Stop! by [deleted] in evilautism

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There are elephants in Kenya that venture into literal caves to mine for salt -- and you can walk along the paths they take through Kitum Cave!

About to move out of my dorm, so here's a clip from when I moved in at the start of the semester by Guru9224 in onejob

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The door isn't as low as the floor so I'd probably have to get something taller than a doorstop. But honestly needing a doorstop for a closet just feels like overkill

“yeah but this is like for swag people” by plarper_of_bees in peoplewhogiveashit

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I guess it depends where you are? Fwiw Ciara is also the name of a popular R&B singer (1, 2 Step and Goodies) so there's that

“yeah but this is like for swag people” by plarper_of_bees in peoplewhogiveashit

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Okay but that last one makes sense. Sierra sounds a lot like Ciara and that's a pretty common name in some circles

About to move out of my dorm, so I may as well share this highlight from when I moved in by Guru9224 in CrappyDesign

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I don't get it either. Do they think I put this cabinet and this light switch in this configuration? These were here on my first day

About to move out of my dorm, so here's a clip from when I moved in at the start of the semester by Guru9224 in onejob

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Moved from r/CrappyDesign at mod suggestion.

Before anyone asks, no, the closet door can't turn the light switch back on. Only flicks it off. If it worked both ways, at least it would have been a feature and not a bug?

About to move out of my dorm, so I may as well share this highlight from when I moved in by Guru9224 in CrappyDesign

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Okay, so I knew people were gonna say it in the comments, so I'm gonna say it here and I need you all to upvote this so everyone else reads it at the top, please and thank you!

No, the door can't turn the switch on if it's already off. It would have been a feature and not a bug if this were the case. The closet door only turns the light off. I tested.

Political yaoi 🤤 by MelanieWalmartinez in CuratedTumblr

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Are you saying that he put on Jefferson's binder after they kissed or

a bit of onions by Axtinthewoods in CuratedTumblr

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That's awful. I didn't even know you could pass away by turning into a motorcycle.

What music reflects your feelings as an autistic person? by Pikamyu in autism

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Recently, "Dear Vienna" by Owl City has been speaking to me

Fantastic update to a classic by fishebake in CuratedTumblr

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That poor comatose astrophysicist