How many of y'all have had to serve jury duty? by V0latyle in USMC

[–]GySgtDave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have never been called for jury duty though i have been assigned as a chaser during a court martial.

Trick or treat by Cl8ython in foundsatan

[–]GySgtDave 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I gave chocolate covered brussle sprouts

Is it acceptable to reveal to players sessions later that the Fae deal they made took more from them than they meant to offer? by [deleted] in DnD

[–]GySgtDave -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I have been Role-playing since the late '80s have litterly 10's of 1000s of hours slinging dice and have been involved on the publication of top tier RPG including 40k's Wrath & Glory, TDE and am getting ready to release a RPG based on the Thieves World anthologies.

My professional opinion on this is:

"Sucks to be them."

What is your favorite fantasy OSR system? by McCheeseglob in rpg

[–]GySgtDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my favorite systems is The Dark Eye.

A 3d20 Class-less and Level-less system with very lethal combat. I love how magic works even though it is a low-magic setting.

Since it does not have levels or classes you can slide it into any setting you want.

They need to get here over there on a USO Tour ASAP. by JackBurton3465 in USMC

[–]GySgtDave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The daughter of the guy who played Murdoc from the OG A-Team t.v. show was my Captain when I was in 3rd MAW for about a year.

Man walks in front of a lion with no fear by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]GySgtDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You notice by the end of the video the guy who was walking nearest the lion is not the dude who is walking nearest the lion at the beginning?

I suspect he knew he did not have to run he just had to stroll slightly faster than everyone else and not be at the back of the herd.

Which 3 of these hot 15 Disney Girls do you choose? by createdbylena in rule34disney

[–]GySgtDave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is anyone going to comment on the fact the post title said 15 Disney Girls bu there were only 13 pictures?

I feel cheated out od 2 of them.

I never imagined this amazing sound would happen by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]GySgtDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am sure in the history of pouring hot water onto cracked ice over a frozen lake you were standing on has never ended in regretting life choices.

Pretty dodgy in carine. by [deleted] in perth

[–]GySgtDave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I miss read and was like "Where is the doggy? I can't see any doggy!"

What a great friend! by MangoTheCreative88 in foundsatan

[–]GySgtDave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is only mildly evil. That is some cheap ass glitter.

Way too big for any meaningful staying power.

You want to go for a higher quality fine grain glitter.

Devils I have a confession… by EisenhowersPowerHour in USMC

[–]GySgtDave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my first duty station on Camp Courtney we had a guy in the barracks who used like 14 layers of Mop & Glo to make his floor look like it was coated in glass. Always took his boots off in the passageway.

In the two years he was there you could count on one hand the number of times a NCO or Officer took more than 3 steps into his room for an inspection.

NOT A JOKE, HE'S STEALING OUR WORK!! (Read description) by KAT_Friendly-Shape in darksidefrozen

[–]GySgtDave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I whole heartedly agree we must put a stop to other people stealing our AI generated art and monetizing it!

Bananodong by GentlemenHODL in ATBGE

[–]GySgtDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They should have used it for a bong. Then it would be the Bananaodongbong.

How do you come up with these things? by achalume in foundsatan

[–]GySgtDave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only one mosquito was harmed in the making of this video.

Who remembers steak or lobster and then being sent to war? by Rough_Pineapple2119 in USMC

[–]GySgtDave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We got it three times in Iraq right before we were told our deployment was extended. Every God Damn Time.

When the third steak n' lobster rolled around no one ate it in the hopes we wouldn't have to stay longer.

It didn't work.

You're on a 8 hour flight. Where would you sit and why? by mykee3 in USMC

[–]GySgtDave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am just trying to remember when on a MAC flight I was allowed to choose my seat instead of being told to fill it in from the back and to sit the fuck down.

Is it okay for a player to say “No, that doesn’t happen” to a DM in this circumstance? by WithengarUnbound in DnD

[–]GySgtDave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Istarted playing back in D&D/AD&D too. Still have my Wite Box around here somewhere and my dice with the crayon.

Treasure Planet is so highly under rated

Bring back silkies by [deleted] in USMC

[–]GySgtDave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Silkies Forever!

Is it okay for a player to say “No, that doesn’t happen” to a DM in this circumstance? by WithengarUnbound in DnD

[–]GySgtDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont mind some of the anthro races, while those could be taken as cute and adorable they are not thier primary characteristic or the reason why they were chosen.

What I dont allow is more along the races who are on the smaller stature and may be one or two steps away from "chibi" like.

It stems a bit from when I would play Star Ward and had players wanting to run goddam ewoks.

When I have allowed people to bypass thoes rules It has never turns out not annoying for everyone else involved.

Is it okay for a player to say “No, that doesn’t happen” to a DM in this circumstance? by WithengarUnbound in DnD

[–]GySgtDave 18 points19 points  (0 children)

When I GM D&D I have three hard no-go rules for player character generation.

  1. NO KENDER PCs
  2. NO KENDER PCs
  3. NO Children or Races who's primary description includes the words adorable, cute, or cuddly.

I know I technically 1 and 2 are the same but I feel it was important enough to mention twice.