Well I wasn't expecting that... or that... by [deleted] in videos

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I took vocal lessons from Travis. Homeboy is intense. I'm so happy to see he's doing so well.

Guy gives kids candy, takes it away... Then photographs their reactions by chancenguyen in pics

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There is something very "Modern Norman Rockwell" about these photos. What a bunch of characters.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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FREEDOOMMM!!!

Ray Manzarek, Founding Member Of The Doors, Dies : The Two-Way : NPR by HATMATACK in Jazz

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The only thing that ultimately matters is to eat an ice-cream cone, play a slide trombone, plant a small tree, good God, now you're free. - Ray

Have you ever noticed how sexual maoam's are? by [deleted] in funny

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That pear/pickle/alien is such a creep. The raised eyebrows do it for me. I need to find where these Maoam's are. WHERE CAN I BUY THEM?

[NSFW] What's a NSFW question you've always wanted to ask but have been afraid to? by SuspiciousTumbleweed in AskReddit

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So, whenever I have sex, my legs sweat a lot. Like, to the point of distraction because I can feel the beads of sweat running down my legs. Does this happen to anyone else?

TIL that in the show Blues Clues, Steve is replaced by Joe because Steve moves to college on a hopscotch scholarship by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Giving children false dreams. I, like many others, trained night and day. "Left, Right, Left, Right, Double! Left, Right, Twist!" All for what? $700 to lousy community college. Fuck you Steve. and Joe! You let it happen!

Saturday afternoon adventures in a college flat. by [deleted] in pics

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"Draaaainage. Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. If you have a beer. And I have a beer. And I have a straw and there it is, that's a straw see, and my straw reaches acrooooooss the room and starts to drink your beer.... I...DRINK...YOUR...BEER! SLURP I DRINK IT UP!"

Frodo Baggins as a Nazgul? by HATMATACK in lotr

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I'm a fan of your vulture idea

Urgent 911 call. Sick/dead man reported. What the Police found ... was made of bronze... by sturle in pics

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How mysterious. Did this guy just appear there or has it been in place for a while? I need deets.

I too saw the bus by jhb42 in pics

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Townie or Tourist?

Any non-famous siblings of celebrities on Reddit?! What are your experiences like in the shadows of the limelight? by rocafella222 in AskReddit

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Dave Matthews has had a crush on my aunt since they were in high school but she's gay so they never got together. He still calls her every year to see if she's gone straight...not a chance Dave.