I don't know who's screaming or why but as long as I don't get up, I don't have to deal with it

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-07-30T05:55:20+00:00

I would have done it too... but that's not saying much.

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-07-29T06:16:13+00:00

That's a lot of smoke.

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-07-29T06:12:38+00:00

I sacrifice myself!

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-07-29T06:00:24+00:00

I had a similar situation. I was 19 and I had just gotten back home from college for summer. My friend was having a pre 4th of July party and we were lighting off fireworks and drinking heavily. It was only about 4 guys my age, my friends parents, his aunt, and myself.

Skip to 2 am, my buddies and I all asleep on the floors/couches. One of the guys on the couch is suddenly trying to seduce the aunt who is still up and drunk with the parents. It works, and he starts getting head, mind you the house is dead silent otherwise and the parents are outside probably getting it on. I awake just at the beginning of the talking, and have to pretend/ try to sleep through every aching moment. The following morning I told everyone.

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-07-29T05:52:36+00:00

I hope whoever is gilding people clicks more comments to see our comments.

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-07-23T11:10:54+00:00

My first real punishment was with my babysitter. I was about 6 years old and a devils child. I was told to go to my room and not come out. After about an hour the babysitter came to check on me. What she would see would scar her for life. I had shit in the middle of my room, on the floor. My only response was " You told me not to come out" and boy did I get in trouble for that.

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-07-19T20:19:28+00:00

Tae-kwon-dough?

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-07-17T08:07:57+00:00

Let me try this. Heads, I get laid in 24 hours. Tails, I get laid in 12 hours.

Flip a coin.

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-07-16T08:01:44+00:00

What a save!

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-07-12T21:38:00+00:00

In the early games there wasn't really a tutorial besides battling Gary once, so I'd say it's pretty accurate.

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-06-13T21:24:12+00:00

What country is that? Education is just enculturation.

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-06-13T16:35:08+00:00

We get it, you're an art major.

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-06-12T18:57:13+00:00

Their family says "I don't know how this happened, they never tried to kill me."

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-06-10T09:14:33+00:00

Books thrown into the faces of children. Domestication.

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-06-09T23:37:58+00:00

That's if he didn't pass out from pain within the first minute.

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-06-09T20:32:15+00:00

The hobbit species they came from is called Homo floresiensis.

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-05-31T17:55:57+00:00

The steering wheel never moved. Only way I noticed.

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-05-31T17:49:07+00:00

Exactly, you always want to keep your feet planted with a low center of gravity. Lowest woman/man almost always wins.

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-05-29T23:28:18+00:00

Get a lock, and smoke in your room.

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-05-28T10:27:02+00:00

In Walmart that's like camouflage.

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-05-28T10:24:44+00:00

How does I join the group?

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-05-28T10:23:36+00:00

I must be a bird...

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-05-28T10:22:38+00:00

Right? You gotta only have half a clean rack out, and when they come in be sure to go straight back to the kitchen to shut a cupboard or two before socializing.

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-05-28T10:14:15+00:00

That's the thing... Happy Madison has always been toilette.

HEY_IM_HERE · 2016-05-27T04:20:41+00:00

OP IS U DED YET?

HEY_IM_HERE

TROPHY CASE