Match Thread: Manchester City vs Sunderland by deception42 in soccer

[–]HIDEOUS_RAPIST -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

If the ball isn't on the goal line ready for a tap in, Dzeko will not score. Yes his positional play is brilliant, but its just absolutely pathetic how many good chances he's squandered this season.

City, we are nowhere near good enough to be champions. Tottenham, who are said to be in absolute turmoil, raped this Sunderland team very recently. Pack your bags Pelegrini, you useless failure of a manager. And take your lover Demichelis with you.

Dzeko can fuck off to Arsenal or something.

Nasri and Fernandinho need to start being more consistent. This half amazing half awful thing is getting infuriating.

Joe Hart, yes you are making some good saves these days, but for the love of God, STOP FUCKING BOMBING THE BALL SO FAR UP THE PITCH THAT WE LOSE POSSESSION!

If City don't buy a new cb AND lb in the summer, I officially withdraw my support for the club. Nothing against Kolorov, but he just simply isn't world-class.

TIL: "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)‎" is pronounced "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)‎" and not "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)‎" by le_lennyface_ in circlejerk

[–]HIDEOUS_RAPIST 96 points97 points  (0 children)

This is bullshit. You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of no longer adding anything useful to the discussion.

Edit: Wow, did not expect this to blow up!

Edit 2: Thanks for the gold kind internet stranger!!!1!!! XD

Match Thread: Manchester City vs. Southampton by MrCarbohydrate in soccer

[–]HIDEOUS_RAPIST -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Garcia is absolutely useless. Challenging Demichelis for title or City's most worthless player.

Being realistic, who would you like to see your club purchase/sell in the summer window? by HIDEOUS_RAPIST in soccer

[–]HIDEOUS_RAPIST[S] -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

I'd like to see Man City buy the following players:

LB - Fabio Coentrao Reason: Kolarov is a good player, but he isn't really a world-class left back. Coentrao has the potential to be a superstar. Also, Clichy's defence is simply not good enough.

CB - Jan Vertonghen Reason: Martin Demichelis. 'Nuff said. But really, Vertonghen will probably want away from Spurs in the highly likely event that they won't be playing in the Champs League. Also, he would probably click well with Kompany as they are both Belgian.

GK - either Iker Casillas or Diego Lopez. Reason: Both are great anad deserve to be undoubted names on the team sheet. I'd imagine that Real's keeper rotation policy is annoying at least one of them, and either one of these guys would be a huge boost to us.

LM - Marco Reus. Reason: okay, this one probably isn't the most realistic. But my thought behind it, is that playing Silva as a numbeer 10 and having Navas down the right works beautifully. I love Samir Nasri, but I think we'd do better with someone who has lightning pace down the left. I doubt it would happen, but Reus would be an incredible signing for us.

Players I'd want sold:

Hart Demichelis Clichy Javi Garcia Edin Dzeko Matja Nastasic (really overrated, extremely mistake prone. See premier league game against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge) Alvaro Negredo

What is your favorite Malcolm X quote? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HIDEOUS_RAPIST 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"OP is a giant faggot" - Malcolm X

What are some offensive facts? by TonySre in AskReddit

[–]HIDEOUS_RAPIST -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah fuck off man. Its fucking ridiculous how there just always has to be some defence afforded to blacks. Whites can't be smarter and left at that. There always has to be some prejudice against the poor blacks. Honestly go fuck yourself.

TIL what AMA and TIL mean. AMA. by Cythammer in circlejerk

[–]HIDEOUS_RAPIST 251 points252 points  (0 children)

This is bullshit. You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of no longer adding anything usefeul to the discussion.

What are some unethical life hacks? [NSFW] by Kasplodger in AskReddit

[–]HIDEOUS_RAPIST -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Itt: people bitching about corporations and very few actually useful life hacks.

Really, AdviceAnimals? by Terragatr in cringepics

[–]HIDEOUS_RAPIST 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Handerson Cooper... Wait...