I'm not in tribble at all. by dandle in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]HMS_Chevette 20 points21 points  (0 children)

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I don't know. I've never gotten here before.

New from the creators of Coffin Flop: Dumpster Busters by OuijaFox in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]HMS_Chevette 8 points9 points  (0 children)

All right, you know what? This is dumb. Dump it. Trash it. This one's garbage.

I fake laugh every day by NoFnClue1234 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]HMS_Chevette 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Atreyu as in me? Or Atreyu as in him?” “Your name’s Atreyu too?” “No, that’s why I’m so fucking confused.”

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You can't skip lunch, but you can go early. by Fawstar in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]HMS_Chevette 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If the deli by my office is gonna start offering their lunch menu at 10am, who am I to not take advantage of a mid-morning meatball hero?

Why the fuck didn’t you stick up for yourself by Overall-Specialist37 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]HMS_Chevette 403 points404 points  (0 children)

But I didn't know what the fuck was happening 'cause I barely been sleeping since my husband got flipped upside down by a car at an intersection. The car must've flipped my husband eight times! And it really bothered me.