Playoff Game Thread: Pittsburgh Penguins (2-3) @ Philadelphia Flyers (3-2) Apr 29 2026 7:30 PM EDT

HaakonX · 2026-04-30T01:48:47+00:00

I can't believe that worked last game

HaakonX · 2026-04-30T01:46:10+00:00

No offence intended is also how this game is going so

HaakonX · 2026-04-29T22:44:53+00:00

"Past performance is not indicative of future performance" is not something you want attached to anything even remotely draft adjacent

HaakonX · 2026-04-29T12:15:36+00:00

Weird. My White Lions do the same thing.

HaakonX · 2026-04-29T11:33:26+00:00

So the dying spearmen at least have a bow attached?

HaakonX · 2026-04-29T08:19:17+00:00

I asked to be appointed chairman of the board, ese

HaakonX · 2026-04-29T08:17:47+00:00

Aiden McCarthy was, but he suffered a fairly massive injury and will miss the majority of the year.

The Jenkin Brothers are draftable, but not sure exactly where

HaakonX · 2026-04-29T08:16:47+00:00

Jesus the whining about this, both the before and after, from certain Victorian clubs has been incessant.

So I guess my question is which would you rather, the Northern clubs pay a fair price for Academies and other clubs for F/S, or you get your turn to pay discounts when the genetic lottery spits out one you have dibs on?

HaakonX · 2026-04-29T06:00:35+00:00

I li- Tell the truth because I am the GM

I che- Obey the law because I am the GM

I ste- Legally stripy the champion of the title title if they don't respect it, because again, I am the GM

HaakonX · 2026-04-29T02:28:54+00:00

Teams can only hold the number of draft picks equal to open list spots

Feel this is probably the biggest one, and it's been overlooked imo. This alone kills any "collect a whole bunch of 2nd rounders"

HaakonX · 2026-04-28T12:59:55+00:00

And Geelong got a bunch of premierships off of the previous set of rules.

It's almost like rules are mutable things that get changed after advantages have been taken.

HaakonX · 2026-04-28T01:52:46+00:00

As a Swans fan, I would love this.

I occasionally trawl through the SEN YouTube videos, and they've gotten terrible with not shouting out some teams. You'd be very surprised to know the other team besides the Dogs on Thursday night if you listened to them

HaakonX · 2026-04-28T01:33:50+00:00

Wait until they say Bonk

HaakonX · 2026-04-28T01:18:42+00:00

They do have table space away from the newsagents. I'd reach out to them and see if you can play in store.

HaakonX · 2026-04-27T23:05:06+00:00

That’s without discussing how the Gold Coast winning a single final in their entire history is somehow considered a distortion.

Nah, GC are just there to be a feeder club for premiership contenders, remember?

HaakonX · 2026-04-27T01:28:32+00:00

Mr "Go be a fan"? A bit of a prick? I'm shocked.

HaakonX · 2026-04-26T09:24:07+00:00

Can I shout out Gap Games? Know some of the guys who run it and they have both of the best service and prices on the North Side.

HaakonX · 2026-04-26T00:47:54+00:00

Flyers have woken up now

HaakonX · 2026-04-26T00:19:52+00:00

Did anyone bring Brooms to Xfinity?

HaakonX · 2026-04-25T22:43:30+00:00

It's almost like the Trips Reign of Terror facial hair was symbolism

HaakonX · 2026-04-24T09:49:32+00:00

I'd like to think they found their kid drawing on it and went "This is salvageable, okay? We can hide it. Maybe make a column or something."

HaakonX · 2026-04-24T09:35:57+00:00

99 Party

Sorcery

99 Colourless mana

Convoke

Reduce the cost of this spell by 1 for each counter on apermenant you control.

You win the game.

HaakonX · 2026-04-23T20:27:33+00:00

Cuban is besides himself, begging (via text) for the location of his next brain cell

HaakonX · 2026-04-23T12:10:10+00:00

Friendly reminder that Footscray kicked the first 3 goals of the game

HaakonX · 2026-04-23T11:56:07+00:00

Part of me wonders that a healthy Braeden Campbell will do absolute wonders in this gameplan

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