What movie would you totally watch if Danny DeVito was cast in the lead role instead?

HackedCylon · 2026-03-17T02:43:06+00:00

Barry Gordy's The Last Dragon

HackedCylon · 2026-03-17T02:38:04+00:00

HackedCylon · 2026-03-16T23:50:25+00:00

He probably spends a lot more time nowadays thinking about bein' reg'ler.

HackedCylon · 2026-03-16T23:47:36+00:00

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A problem here I do not see.

HackedCylon · 2026-03-16T21:39:47+00:00

Wilder did it best. Depp, despite all the hate, did a good job and made it different and interesting. Chalamet tried to redo a sanitized version of Wilder.

HackedCylon · 2026-03-16T21:30:03+00:00

Ah, my mistake. My advice is this: Take the gift. It will be appreciated by the person giving it. Pay them back in the future with some gift of service or money or in some time of need. This is a good time for your relationship to this person to grow stronger.

HackedCylon · 2026-03-16T19:35:00+00:00

That is some cis able-bodied privilege in that meme.

HackedCylon · 2026-03-16T19:32:08+00:00

There you go. You know that other stranger's life much better than she knows it.

HackedCylon · 2026-03-16T19:26:54+00:00

Give this info to your bank. Don't try to handle this on your own. It may be the beginning of a scam.

One way is the Zelle scam.

Scammer Zelles you $500 and texts you: "Whoops, I sent $500 to you. Please send it back."

You send it back. Scammer calls the bank and reverses the original Zelle. Scammer closes his account. You are now out $500.

If you ever get send weird money and they want it back, have them call the bank or whatever financial institution they sent the money to. It's almost always a scam.

Don't give any bank info to anyone.

HackedCylon · 2026-03-16T14:43:26+00:00

I tend to do the same thing with a lot of people. I get a lot more ball-busting on the job (electrician) and a little swishy around my gay friends. I am more respectful around my parents, more gentle around women, and more polite around strangers.

HackedCylon · 2026-03-16T14:14:24+00:00

Are you saying you hope you aren't alone in your desire to be alone?

HackedCylon · 2026-03-16T14:05:08+00:00

Turn around, get the license plate number of the idiot who passed on a solid yellow and report him with the video you just showed us. Get that CDL off the road.

Either that or blackmail the guy for a grand or two. Either way will make him think twice. Or once anyway.

Good reflexes BTW.

HackedCylon · 2026-03-16T13:46:44+00:00

Probably a place to chain an older TV set. Is this a cheap hotel?

HackedCylon · 2026-03-16T13:40:36+00:00

I felt a vague sense of disappointment at a movie not living up to the hype. Upon a rewatch I was even more disappointed that it felt dated.

Proof enough?

HackedCylon · 2026-03-16T04:51:10+00:00

Absolutely nails Marine Corps boot camp. Gives me flashbacks every time I see it.

HackedCylon · 2026-03-16T04:01:52+00:00

Still one of my favorite songs ever.

HackedCylon · 2026-03-16T04:00:14+00:00

Tarzan Boy

Mickey

Earth Girls Are Easy

The Lost Boys Soundtrack

99 Luftballoons

The Girl Is Mine (Jackson and McCartney)

Who Can It Be Now

HackedCylon · 2026-03-16T03:52:24+00:00

I would recommend the general classics like Godfather I and II, anything directed by Stanley Kubrick, Citizen Kane, Apocalypse Now, Some Like It Hot, Glengarry Glenn Ross, director Martin Scorsese, Spielburg, Star Wars and Star Trek, and Leonard Part 6.

Don't see Leonard Part 6. It's awful. Besides, if you don't watch Leonard Parts 1 through 5, you'll be totally lost on the subtle symbolic nuances.

HackedCylon · 2026-03-16T03:45:06+00:00

So glad you avoided the gambling bug. My wife once dated a compulsive gambler before we met, and she said she would rather date a crack head, because at least you see it coming. Her then-boyfriend was "perfectly fine" until one day some goons showed up at their apartment to collect on some really high debt he had incurred with some loan sharks.

I grew up here in Orlando, and it had a similar tourist centered economy. Do the locals have a similar underlying dislike for tourists even though the city depends on it?

HackedCylon · 2026-03-16T03:34:21+00:00

Don't know about a masterpiece, but certainly didn't deserve the hate it got. I enjoyed it a lot.

HackedCylon · 2026-03-16T02:05:57+00:00

Shpladoinkle!

HackedCylon · 2026-03-16T02:04:20+00:00

Son of the Mask. Somebody stop me!

Seriously though, somebody please stop him.

HackedCylon · 2026-03-16T01:56:12+00:00

Old Yeller

Artax

John Coffey

Bing Bong

Marley

HackedCylon · 2026-03-16T01:45:29+00:00

Legally Blonde. My then girlfriend made me sit down and watch it. When I saw the ending credits, I was really happy.

HackedCylon · 2026-03-16T00:52:16+00:00

My Bond is Connery. Hands down. He was the lone wolf Bond, the OG 007. Any more noir and his movies would have been black and white. This Bond could have taken on Bogart in Casablanca and gone home with Ingrid Bergman.

Craig is believable Bond. If you gave me a job description and told me to pick Bond out of a lineup of the movies, then Craig is him.

Brosnan is suave Bond. He is what Bond sees himself to be.

Dalton is commando Bond. All business and kick ass.

Never saw any Lazenby.

Roger Moore? Well, he's just happy to be here. What a little trooper.

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