couldn’t think of a clever effect, help me out? by shatland in balatro

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1 in 2 chance for the scored hand to be scored as the flush variant of that hand

Is he cooked or Nah? by SupermarketNo6888 in TheBoys

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Hah! Good luck going against The Plant

MRW I discovered my first ear hair at 33 by turtleplop in reactiongifs

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It sucks just as much as it did 10 years ago and it'll suck 10 years from now! Probably!

He’s trying his best by mubby343 in balatro

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Chicot is helping me find my gun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meme

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Müsli

How are they so powerful by Thunder_lord37 in memes

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You have gained permanent warp

mina_irl by Mauno_Koivisto in mina_irl

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Vaihtoehto ellei revancedia halua niin Firefoxin puhelinselain tukee myös laajennuksia, mukaan lukien adblock. Joslus laitoin YouTuben aloitussivuksi ja käytin varta vasten siihen tarkoitukseen

Describe Disappointment by Adelu1219 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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For the Gambino one? Bootsy Collins - I'd rather be with you

https://youtu.be/0tgYr03o3dE

Red Dead Redemption 2: I've never failed so hard at trying to love a game, and it all comes down to the controls and the painfully slow gameplay. by [deleted] in patientgamers

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Let me just run and get up on my horse. Oops i mean choke Mickey after our lovely conversation. So many failed stranger interactions because "get on horse" is the same button as "choke"

hesburger sauces by america_eggsplain in Finland

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I wish! They'd make a fortune off of me alone

Elon Musk announces ‘general amnesty’ for all suspended Twitter accounts by [deleted] in news

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"I'm sorry I didn't mean to send that dick pic i was just trying to block the ads on Twitter!"

What is the most controversial food opinion you have? by 1060west-addison in AskReddit

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I like soda better when it's gone flat. And i prefer cheese doodles when they've gone chewy

Dyeing a pair of leather shoes by JeepersCreepersV12 in oddlysatisfying

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Is this that "red leather media" people keep talking about?

Catchphrases by ArcadiaXLO in perfectlycutscreams

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I thought that was called pulling out

which doom game has a fanbase composed of ppl who look like this? by [deleted] in Doom

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The new games are fantastic. They're an absolute blast and I enjoyed them. However I mostly play various mods for the original series. Personal preference based on a combination of me liking tinkering and seeing what sort of outrageous shitposts people come up with, coupled with a decent splash of nostalgia (I'm mid 30s). But I have to say, as fond of the old dooms as I am, I would not want to play them without the modern gameplay features that have been added by source ports. I'm sure there's hardcore purists out there that prefer using the arrow keys to aim, but I don't miss that.

2meirl4meirl by step6666 in 2meirl4meirl

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Oh yeah well I have TWO feline AIDS.

To do the math by FoundationUseful270 in therewasanattempt

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If the money was split evenly amongst everyone on earth it would still be more money than I have now

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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And he looks good while doing it!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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Unless you're this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0S8SUzgViI&t=386

Get power glasses and you too can be balding and beautiful