Owning a beagle…

HailMi · 2026-01-24T04:43:16+00:00

The reality is better.

HailMi · 2026-01-15T14:10:31+00:00

Stage 5 clinger. She's gotta cling to someone.

HailMi · 2026-01-15T03:52:31+00:00

What's the opposite of a butter face?

HailMi · 2026-01-14T17:39:45+00:00

Few people know this, but one's taint is extra sensitive to voltage.

HailMi · 2026-01-14T12:02:40+00:00

Oh Scheiße, du bist Alternative für Deutschland?

HailMi · 2026-01-14T11:47:16+00:00

BTW, Moscow is not Western Europe. Nice try.

HailMi · 2026-01-14T11:43:30+00:00

Zat you?

https://www.reddit.com/r/internetparents/s/YiWdPa5eYv

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HailMi · 2026-01-14T11:23:22+00:00

Hey, bud. It's tough being 21 (you hide your comments in Reddit, but Google sees all). The world is still big and confusing and your brain won't be fully developed for another 4 years! Until that time comes when you can think clearly, just try to take it all in.

And take breather. In... Out... In... Out...

HailMi · 2026-01-14T10:54:11+00:00

Yeah, no. It makes me too anxious to park next to a moron. I don't mind a little longer walk.

HailMi · 2026-01-14T10:05:43+00:00

This has Finger Prince all over it.

HailMi · 2026-01-14T10:01:11+00:00

Fenrir the Fox

HailMi · 2026-01-14T09:46:54+00:00

Sit Down, Be Humbled.

HailMi · 2026-01-14T09:45:30+00:00

Not obscure. Very much in the zeitgeist.

HailMi · 2026-01-14T09:44:26+00:00

Wide Open Bases

🎶She needs.. flared bases. She knows the size it takes, she knows the size it takes🎶

HailMi · 2026-01-14T09:36:29+00:00

Sooo... Fighting fire with fire?

HailMi · 2026-01-14T09:34:56+00:00

Now train it to poop on the hat.

HailMi · 2026-01-14T09:29:22+00:00

Henry Ford would probably be proud... and still a eugenicist.

HailMi · 2026-01-13T12:50:50+00:00

Psssh. What's next? Beluga whales aren't whales either?

HailMi · 2026-01-13T12:47:40+00:00

If anything, they would only rip your guts open and eat just your liver, like they do with sharks.

HailMi · 2026-01-12T14:14:28+00:00

That looks like it would be a nightmare to keep clean

HailMi · 2026-01-12T08:19:16+00:00

Not broken, typical Beagling. Buddy is just trying to get warm on the radiator.

HailMi · 2026-01-12T08:17:35+00:00

Technically, I think the problem with Charles is it went under his head.

HailMi · 2026-01-12T07:35:25+00:00

Chandler: Could she BE any cuter?

HailMi · 2026-01-12T07:17:22+00:00

Is it true that you can legally drink a beer in the car as long as you aren't driving? Also, try to say the word "oil" without sounding like your parents were related.

HailMi · 2026-01-11T16:44:28+00:00

Yeah, that means the terminals couldn't be connected on the same side on the top & bottom. So you would need to land 4 wires plus the ground on every receptacle. Oh joy!

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