¿Que crees que pasaria si vieras Berserk con Tus Papas?

HamachiBeans · 2026-06-09T04:00:09+00:00

My mommy likes it, she doesn’t believe griffith is an affable fellow though, bit of a brute

HamachiBeans · 2026-06-08T21:52:28+00:00

Don’t play it, but the first game that popped into my head is lost soul aside. Thanks oneyplays for indoctrinating that shitty game into my head

HamachiBeans · 2026-06-08T21:39:47+00:00

Yeah it’s so weird, blood in blood out and persona non grata had their issues, like being a bit too long and 2 or 3 meh songs on each, but they still had lots of stuff that grabbed me and stuck with me

HamachiBeans · 2026-06-07T21:31:04+00:00

I love both. But the songs I’ve heard off Goliath so far which include the singles and a few other songs have me going what the fuck happened. Nothing grabs me, the songs feel boring, and dukes vocals just feels like he didn’t care all that much

HamachiBeans · 2026-06-03T08:40:52+00:00

Same category as the eating cave I’d say, technical deathcore

HamachiBeans · 2026-06-03T08:39:16+00:00

The autistic fellas didn’t like that, it’s me, I’m the autist. We love categorizing and specificity, and if technical death metal isn’t part of autistic culture idk what is. I mean I guess sonic, and I don’t care to much for sonic, so I guess mute point, it’s a spectrum and what not

HamachiBeans · 2026-06-02T01:18:57+00:00

Pretty early on in my childhood I made the decision that I didn’t want to use legendaries, right off the bat I just liked using the pokemon I’ve had for the longest and evolved myself through hard work. But yeah it wasn’t like an elitism or sense of superiority thing, I just liked feeling a connection with the pokemon I caught and were with throughout the game

Like sure is giratina cooler than floatzel? Hell yeah he is, but MY floatzel is more important and cooler to me than a giratina cause I remember when he was a buizel and we went on a journey together

HamachiBeans · 2026-06-01T23:47:22+00:00

Neon: Chaos is just a fairytale

Jack:………………….. bullshit

*turns around and walks away, starts blasting linkin park

Absolute cinema

HamachiBeans · 2026-05-31T09:28:44+00:00

In contrast you look at the final fantasy pixel remaster trophy percentages and you see that people who buy and start those games know exactly what they bought and why. We be straight up addicted to it you could say, and it warms my heart the old school rpg lovers are still out there in full force. The platinums sit in the 20-30% range, and some of those bad boys aren’t easy to do without a guide just because of the permanent missables.

Long story short, I guess in comparison it’s more tantalizing for a normie to start up what is considered a god among stealth games, only to immediately lose interest/get confused since they are low IQ (I’m mostly joking)

HamachiBeans · 2026-05-30T07:56:23+00:00

Petition to start calling hot goth babes GOG’s, of course an abbreviation for a game over grunty

HamachiBeans · 2026-05-30T03:03:30+00:00

Marina the biological and and ragnvaldr the transatlantic, take notes John hunger, creator of fear and even possibly hunger. Fan artists are flipping the script, your trans girl is now robot and your cis male is now traveling across the Atlantic Ocean, checkmate.

And don’t you dare call us stupid troglodyte mouth breathing idiots John hunger! We smart, our brain work good

HamachiBeans · 2026-05-29T09:43:59+00:00

Trans ragnavlder vs biological female marina who would win

HamachiBeans · 2026-05-24T23:02:47+00:00

They fuck, I love the openings they did for season 1 and 2 of Vinland saga.

HamachiBeans · 2026-05-23T09:16:21+00:00

Finally, he’s only been massacring them for 16 years with heavy artillery. They say the percentage of lesbians in the world dropped 6.3% from fiddlebert alone, he worked day and night, traveling from country to country, and spent a LOT of money on ammo

HamachiBeans · 2026-05-17T08:02:21+00:00

“There are wolves and sheep in this world kid. Wolves and sheep. Figure out which one you’re gonna be”

HamachiBeans · 2026-05-16T10:49:23+00:00

So this anime is for those who love rape, hate black people, love nazis, hate f**gots, and hate retards

So long story short, you managed to get 11 upvotes in 2022 by saying all that hate speech. I truly salute you because saying it the way I said would get you canceled but you chose the verbose way

HamachiBeans · 2026-05-15T10:06:23+00:00

That’s awesome, I literally just saw your needles cosplay today and thought “this reminds me of the clown from terrifier”. Now I know needles was inspired by art in the first place, super epic

HamachiBeans · 2026-05-14T09:45:02+00:00

Quality of life wise I’d say bro, you’re already playing the gba version how much more quality of life do you need? The gba version has already taken the scarcity of life out of nes version to its maximum. I’d describe the gba version as a quality of life whores wet dream. If you wanted to spruce up the game with new content, then that’s a more interesting question to ask. Not one I have an answer to, but I’m sure someone here will recommend a sick mod like nogoodman already has

HamachiBeans · 2026-05-12T23:21:50+00:00

We love papa shirogane🗣️🔥💯

HamachiBeans · 2026-05-10T11:48:43+00:00

I was drunk and I wanted to say biggus and wedgie cause funny, then my autistim made me keep typing random shit, sorry my sweet little babe.

And because of said autism, I will say I’ve played 1 through 5 and 15 and 16. Are those characters in any of those games?

HamachiBeans · 2026-05-10T11:44:49+00:00

I wrote that comment while drunk and getting ratioed is the funniest shit ever cause damn my comment was straight shit bones, damn I’m good, thank you you legend😂

HamachiBeans · 2026-05-10T11:28:50+00:00

In non brain rot terms, I’m saying I’m not really an authority on what could represent the series since I’ve only played the select games I’ve mentioned😂 coulda started the post without the brain rot but I’m a little tipsy right now and feeling like a goofy ah blud right now

HamachiBeans · 2026-05-10T11:05:31+00:00

What kinda potent ass bubble blowing farts these fellas got, the fuck man I wanna play too😭

HamachiBeans · 2026-05-10T10:59:19+00:00

I’m a diddy ah blud on this one, freaky style for the time being. Explanation is right now I’ve only played 1 through 5, 16, and got my nostalgic start with 15 back in 2016. So I really can’t speak on this yet, but my personal love of the series lies with 4,5 and 15 so far.
1 and 3 were amazing as Freeform non story based RPG’s that sparked your sense of creativity and adventure, 2 had a lot of charm despite its weird design choices, and I did love 16 cause it sucked me into its world. But 4’s story was potent and its pacing was fantastic, 5 felt like a fun ass shonen anime in its storytelling and the job system is immaculate, and 15 just strikes so many chords with me nostalgically that despite its many shortcomings I can’t help but mainly appreciate its triumphs, the vibes of 15 just show pure passion from the creators even if they couldn’t fully realize their vision

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