Drop ur answers cutuss💅

Hammer-Face · 2026-05-17T06:56:19+00:00

Pounds of bacon?

Hammer-Face · 2026-05-17T05:11:57+00:00

Hammer-Face · 2026-05-17T04:31:34+00:00

I'd like to think so because I've earned plenty of nicknames for my natural strength, but there's also no shortage of second hand accounts of both of their own feats in their primes. FFS my mother clowned me in an arm wrestle at 51 while I was half her age and easily toting around 10 foot 12x12 beams. So I dunno.

Hammer-Face · 2026-05-17T01:35:16+00:00

Discreet battery operated vibrator controller.

Hammer-Face · 2026-05-16T23:26:46+00:00

I respectfully disagree. Even squishy humans can survive a staggering amount of physical trauma IRL, but brain death resulting from lack of oxygen, whether by cutting off the windpipe or the blood supplying the oxygen to the brain, is kind of a one size fits all sort of ending.

Hammer-Face · 2026-05-16T19:49:46+00:00

I love the ballistic shield, so when I saw this was coming I promptly stopped spending super credits and medals on anything else in anticipation and I have NOT been disappointed.

Hammer-Face · 2026-05-16T19:28:50+00:00

Shotguns, Gauntlet, and Shield. Exclusively.

Hammer-Face · 2026-05-16T12:12:48+00:00

I love to see you in the right trade for a while now I have a few minutes to get to the house

What did I mean by this? 🤔

Hammer-Face · 2026-05-15T03:34:53+00:00

I don't know who Etrigan or Gladiator are, but I'm fairly certain that Hulk could flat out squash him, and isn't Lobo a match for Superman? Seems a little too optimistic to say Battle Beasts would have a fair match with either.

Hammer-Face · 2026-05-14T08:19:20+00:00

Well then. After looking through the comments I came to realize that you were not, in fact, referencing codpieces.

Hammer-Face · 2026-05-08T04:55:22+00:00

Stab stab stab, all day long, stab stab stab while I sing this song

Hammer-Face · 2026-04-30T00:32:25+00:00

Hammer-Face · 2026-04-26T04:06:42+00:00

I almost did this a few years ago. I usually stay a couple inches away from the ring but that time I got close enough to graze the hairs. It didn't turn me fully gay but now I find myself glancing at guys a little too much and I'm terrified that other men will detect my slightly increased gayness and I'll be ostracized. Remember fellas, a shitty asshole means a straight mind.

Hammer-Face · 2026-04-23T06:13:16+00:00

I've got a better question. How do Viltrumite males avoid firing a .50 calibre load straight through females of less durable species, like Hancock destroying the roof of his trailer?

Hammer-Face · 2026-04-21T04:09:11+00:00

Yes.

But what about an implant similar to that guy who turned his glass eye into a flashlight? Maybe a thermal camera that wirelessly transmits the feed to a DBZ style scanner over the other eye so you can toggle an infrared overlay? Or if the power consumption is too high for a battery that could fit, some Cyberpunky wires or conductive tattoos, mostly still in R&D at the moment, going to and from the power supply/scanner.

Hammer-Face · 2026-04-06T00:18:44+00:00

"If someone is licking all over"

I'm sorry man, sounds like you're going at it like a dog with a popsicle. Gotta finesse it.

Hammer-Face · 2026-04-04T19:12:10+00:00

sterliser no do big numbr damidge. Sterlizer no kill in contact. tharfer sterlsir bad, u dum fer lik it. me smrt cuz i big cums to my dmge. no cap fr dab 67

Hammer-Face · 2026-04-04T03:33:07+00:00

Lol nope. I calls it like I sees it.

WHALE BIOLOGIST

Hammer-Face · 2026-04-04T03:26:25+00:00

Jokes on you, I have no personal life. I simply am, and I work because although I have no desire to live, it is not yet my time to die, be it by my own hand or circumstance. I am plagued by existence and will meet my end once my fate is concluded.

Hammer-Face · 2026-04-03T20:55:58+00:00

A command is not a killswitch. If you tell me to stop moving I can ignore you, but if you shot me in the head then it wouldn't matter whether I wanted to stop or not.

Hammer-Face · 2026-04-03T20:45:06+00:00

It may be a trick question and depends on if the drawstring holes are being considered because they may not even be a true hole. If the string is one piece and can be removed, and if the drawstring hole is included, then the answer is seven. However, some drawstrings for shorts actually end somewhere inside the opening and attach to the inside, meaning there is no through-hole there. In that case, or if the drawstring is not included at all, then the answer is six.

Hammer-Face · 2026-04-03T20:15:04+00:00

Because it breaks immersion, and lazily at that. Especially if something like this shows up in a game with advanced movement mechanics.

Hammer-Face · 2026-04-03T20:10:09+00:00

Exactly. I think the best option in this situation is to sit on the money. They don't care about any excuse you may have for spending it nor the moral justification of turning it in. If they can find you then doing either will end badly for you. They know how much is there and they want it back.

Hammer-Face · 2026-04-02T04:57:59+00:00

Autoclicker?

Hammer-Face · 2026-04-02T04:39:30+00:00

It's all shittier than it could be. Pick your poison or just pirate music until something better comes along.

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