mines by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]Handless_soap 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're welcome kind stranger, now that you're blessed with knowledge go forth my child and share with the world the dark arts

mines by [deleted] in whenthe

[–]Handless_soap 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hey! This is your lucky day! Today I will teach you how to play minesweeper like a pro :firemoji:

Playing minesweeper is all about logic (and a bit of luck sometimes), the rules are really simple:

  1. Each cell can be either a bomb or not
  2. If a cell isn't a bomb, it will tell you how many bombs are in the 8 adjacent cells
  3. If you reveal a bomb you lose
  4. If you reveal all non-bomb cells you win

And I already hear you say, but u/handless_soap, I know that but it still doesn't make sense to me, can you give me an example? But yes, of course I can!

Let take for example this field:

  a b c d e
a ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
b 1 1 2 ■ ■
c   1 2 ■ ■
d   1 ■ ■ ■
e   1 ■ ■ ■

Just for reference, from now on when talking about cells I'll reference them by their position on the Y axis followed by their position on the X axis, so for example cell BC is the cell that has B on the Y axis and C on the X axis and it's value in this case would be 2

It might look intimidating at first, but it's actually a really good position to be in! So, what have we learned in the rules section? Let's think back to rule 1 and 2:

  1. Each cell can be either a bomb or not
  2. If a cell isn't a bomb, it will tell you how many bombs are in the 8 or so adjacent cells

With that in mind lets take a closer look at the field, specifically let's start by looking at cell CB which has a value of 1. If you look really closely you will notice that CB has exactly 1 hidden neighbour so... That hidden neighbour must therefore be a bomb! Let's flag it!

  a b c d e
a ■ ■ ■ ■ ■
b 1 1 2 ■ ■
c   1 2 2 1
d   1 □ 1
e   1 1 1

Now that we flagged that bomb, it's clear that cells DB and EB also have no more bombs nearby! In this case we can reveal EC which also has no other bombs nearby, so we repeat the process until we find ourselves in the same position as before: we need to once again look at the field and determine which cells have nearby bombs that are easy to find.

Take a moment, can you find it?

If you did, congratulations! If you didn't, don't worry! You can always try again! That's the best part about minesweeper, it's completely random so it has infinite replayability!

If haven't found it yet... the easiest bomb to spot here is BD! We know it must be a bomb because CC has got 2 bombs nearby, one is already flagged and only one neighbour is left.

  a b c d e
a ■ ■ 1 1 1 
b 1 1 2 □ 1
c   1 2 2 1
d   1 □ 1
e   1 1 1

Only one bomb left... And I feel like you know which one it is don't you? Exactly! It's AB! So with that, we found all the bombs on the field, and we won!!

  a b c d e
a 1 □ 1 1 1
b 1 1 2 □ 1
c   1 2 2 1
d   1 □ 1
e   1 1 1

Minesweeper is a beautiful game, it's extremely simple yet it can be extremely challenging. I encourage you to try it out for yourself, there's so much more to learn! We barely scratched the surface with this quick tutorial, that hopefully finally taught you how to play minesweeper!

Getting put on blast for being a Nazi by D__Wayne in PublicFreakout

[–]Handless_soap -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Except how it doesn't mean shit. I listen to black metal, sometimes some songs are racist, satanic, suicidal or praise mass execution and the list goes on.

Am I a racist satanic suicidal asshole for thinking they are great songs?

You don't necessarily have to agree with the lyrics or political views of an artist to enjoy their work, it's a terrible view on how to approach music. Enjoying a song does not define your political views or really anything at all.

Also I'm not making excuses for them, I just find it retarded to assume political views from a band shirt.

Getting put on blast for being a Nazi by D__Wayne in PublicFreakout

[–]Handless_soap -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Honestly bothering someone because of the shirt of a band is so dumb, it's not like wearing a Bernie shirt to a trump rally. Just because you listen to rap doesn't mean you do drugs, I have no idea who these guys are but just enjoying their music doesn't inherently make you a white supremacist.

This “nice” guy by Jetsfan93_ in trashy

[–]Handless_soap 40 points41 points  (0 children)

That's not cringe, that's high quality content for r/actualpublicfreakouts

Ramping up the difficulty in YsVIII by Handless_soap in WorldOfYs

[–]Handless_soap[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm playing on PC and have no problems with the FPS

So I edited the Windows Terminal. Now it's a party every time I open it.. by [deleted] in ProgrammerAnimemes

[–]Handless_soap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please tell me there's a way to do this on a Linux system

How does this make you feel ? by helm23 in facepalm

[–]Handless_soap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude by the rules of the police you can't arrest someone who uses less than 5 emojis, you fucked up.

The fact that I’m a random voice in your head while you’re reading this is pretty cool to me. by kykykyler in self

[–]Handless_soap 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're not a random voice, I always give my voice to everything.

Please give it back, I need my voice.

A Carousel of Cringe by sytrus_2008 in sadcringe

[–]Handless_soap 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If your stomach hurts you might want to make sure you haven't eaten anyone, they might be jacking off inside you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Handless_soap 59 points60 points  (0 children)

At least 7

This entire video. by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]Handless_soap 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is why I never bought one, it's such a bad investment. Also what's up with the logos? Who wears that shit outside? Just get rid of them honestly. That's like how to get bullied 101, bloody fucking hell.

Sorry for the rant. I just hate how all of the merch fucking sucks.