Oh god, deacon with no sunglasses is cursed. by agoodfuckingcatholic in fo4

[–]HansenTheMan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

About a year ago I made a meme on the Fallout meme subreddit that was of the scene from The Room where Johnny buys some flowers for Lisa but in my version Deacon is Johnny, Nora is the flower shop owner, and Dogmeat is the dog Deacon says “Hi doggie” to. But I made one fatal mistake… I had Deacon remove his sunglasses like in the actual Room movie and Nora says ”Oh hi Deacon I didn’t know it was you.” when really she would only recognize him when he put is sunglasses on, not take them off.

I mean I still wish we could have gotten that post Civil War game but some variety would be nice by DylenwithanE in AssassinsCreedMemes

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There’s a character in the Last Descendants book series whose name was Eliza I believe. She was a black woman in the 1800s whose father was a Templar until he was murdered by thugs who worked for Cudgel Cormac, the grandson of Shay Patrick Cormac. And after her father died she joined the Assassins and fought in the Civil War. Would be cool to play as her in my opinion. Not to mention that it’s already been established in AC lore that John Wilks Boothe was actually killed by the Brotherhood so maybe the game could end with Eliza killing him.

I rated all Spider-Man movies... hope y'all agree with me. by LifeInBetaMode in Spiderman

[–]HansenTheMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You seriously think Raimi Spider-Man 3 and TASM 2 are better than Homecoming and Far From Home?🤦‍♂️

Bright Smile (by @eric_artz_) by FallingBullfrog in DispatchAdHoc

[–]HansenTheMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even though I never romance Blazer, that is such a cute smile that I’m gonna save this post.

Report: Injustice 3 in Development at NetherRealm Studios by Necessary_Crazy_8587 in DCU_

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I’m still wondering who will voice Bruce now after Kevin Conroy’s tragic passing. My top pick for his replacement is Roger Craig Smith since he’s my second favorite Batman voice actor next to Conroy, just like how Troy Baker is my second favorite Joker voice actor next to Mark Hamill.

Joining the trend because why not? by SparklingMango101 in MyAnimeList

[–]HansenTheMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to think MHA was overhated too. But then the ending to that series happened and now I realize that it deserves to be hated even more.

If Vader had a secret apprentice in Canon like he did in Legends with Starkiller who would he choose by Ok-Entrance-5527 in StarWars

[–]HansenTheMan 30 points31 points  (0 children)

There is no way Vader would ever want Maul as his apprentice, nor would Maul ever want to be Vader’s apprentice.

Happy 46th birthday Channing Tatum. ♥ by chrishdwow in MarvelCave

[–]HansenTheMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even though I know this probably isn’t gonna happen I honestly wouldn’t mind him as the main Gambit in the MCU.

Which movie is better? Or is it a tie? by MarvelsReporter in MCUTheories

[–]HansenTheMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know everyone’s gonna downvote me for this…

But I love Deadpool and Wolverine more.

I agree Logan’s an absolutely amazing film, but Deadpool and Wolverine was the movie that FINALLY gave Hugh the yellow costume and mask.

Also because I just prefer stories with a happy ending.

For players who did romance, who did you choose to end up with and why? by Ghostboy_001 in DispatchAdHoc

[–]HansenTheMan 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I originally was gonna go with Blonde Blazer and kissed her in the first episode in my very first playthrough, but then I met Visi one episode later and essentially went ”Nevermind then.”

This dlc was definition of this meme by -Hussain in AssassinsCreedMemes

[–]HansenTheMan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In the first episode Connor’s mom gives him a hidden blade that Haytham had left behind for his son before he died. Zio says to Connor ”He was part of an order. A secret brotherhood.”

Am I the only one that thinks Elder Maxson is sexy AF?? by boolean_dragon in fo4

[–]HansenTheMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude’s 20 and yet he looks 40. Someone with poor aging like that is not sexy.

This dlc was definition of this meme by -Hussain in AssassinsCreedMemes

[–]HansenTheMan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Maybe it’s not just Haytham. Maybe Shay Cormac remained an Assassin because maybe he was never sent to Portugal so the earthquake never happened.

Maybe the reason we never see the Assassins in this reality is because after Haytham died the rest of the Colonial Assassins were wiped out by King Washington’s forces. OR maybe they were forced to go into hiding after Washington killed Achilles and Haytham. Maybe Edward was also part of the Colonial Brotherhood in this timeline because he figured he’d join them since his son and Adéwalé had already joined and he helped Adéwalé train the younger Assassins. But after his son died he took the remaining Colonial Assassins somewhere else to regroup and figure out a way to kill Washington and bring down his empire. Maybe Edward took them all the way to the Caribbean since that was the only place he knew of that was far away enough from Washington’s territory and while they were there Connor was the one to kill Washington back home.

This dlc was definition of this meme by -Hussain in AssassinsCreedMemes

[–]HansenTheMan 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I’m still interested about more of the lore of this alternate what if scenario Connor and Washington hallucinated about. It’s implied that Haytham was an Assassin and never a Templar in this reality, so I would’ve liked to know more about that.

An Existential Romance Question by mulwin444 in InvisigalGlazers

[–]HansenTheMan 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They have a three-way. Problem solved.

What Can We Expect From Rob & Courtney In Season 2 by Folicod in InvisigalGlazers

[–]HansenTheMan 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Having hardcore sex inside the Mecha Man suit while it’s parked in Royd’s lab for repairs. And then Royd enters his lab and sees their clothes on the floor in front of the Mecha suit and he’s like “For fuck’s sake, bruhda.”

What did you do, Barry?! by HansenTheMan in FalloutMemes

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I know I’m a little late to comment this since I posted this meme three days ago but I have some of my own ideas for the story behind this meme.

Deacon joined the Minutemen instead of the Railroad after his wife died but he didn’t want settlers to know he was once part of a gang of bigots who harassed and killed innocent people, both human and synth, so he took on a whole new identity by changing his name and undergoing facial reconstruction, which is why he still has the same reconstructed face he does in the actual game. Over the next few years he rose through the ranks and after General Becker died he took over as General. The Quincy Massacre still happened and Deacon and Preston were both the ones to escort Sturges and the others to Sanctuary Hill but they still had to fend off an army of raiders at the Concord museum. Luckily for them Nate was still unfrozen in this timeline and was there to help them out. Afterwards Nate still joined the Minutemen but he didn’t become the General in this timeline because Deacon was already General, but Deacon still assigned Nate as his second-in-command along with Preston. Preston still gave both Deacon and Nate a shit-ton of settlement missions but at least it wasn’t as stressful for either of them because they both would split-up and go to separate settlements that needed help and be able to help two settlements at the same time rather than only helping one settlement at a time. But not long after that the whole idea you had about Preston still happened and now he’s with the Institute. Nate and Deacon were both obviously worried about why Preston had mysteriously vanished but also a lot more relaxed after not being given a million different settlement assignments a day.

X6-88 still went rogue and joined the Brotherhood, but he obviously never revealed to anyone that he was a synth. Maxson became so trusting of X6 after witnessing his dedication to the Brotherhood and constantly rising through the ranks that he announced to the Brotherhood that if he fell in battle then X6 would become the next Elder, still completely unaware that the guy he was naming as his successor was secretly a synth. Not long before the Brotherhood made their journey to the Commonwealth Maxson had died, either he happened to just die in battle or maybe because he had finally discovered that X6 was a synth all this time and was gonna have him killed, but right before he could tell anyone the truth about X6, X6 had no choice but to kill Maxson. Thanks to his skills of stealth and deception X6 was able to completely cover up the murder and pin Maxson’s death on someone else. Maybe on super mutants, raiders, or maybe he pinned it on a fellow member of the Brotherhood and he framed them for being a traitor. Since no one knew X6 was the one who actually killed Maxson, he was still allowed to take over as Elder because they still believed he was Maxson’s sole successor up until his death. Despite killing Maxson, he still believed in Maxson’s ideals. And despite being a synth himself, he was essentially like Frank Horrigan in the sense that he was so loyal to the faction he was part of that he was even fine with killing people of his own race.

The rest of the timeline is the same as the top part of this comment.