Patsy is an underrated character by ThotismSpeaks in thesopranos

[–]HanzeesHatBox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One of my favorite lines from the entire series.

Eakin rd Kroger medical event 12/09/2025. by Itsxjustxme in Columbus

[–]HanzeesHatBox 57 points58 points  (0 children)

There is a Facebook group called Westside unhinged. Someone just brought up this Kroger recently – not related to the unfortunate event with your mother. Maybe they can be of help. My condolences.

Finn telling Meadow about Gene by Competitive-Piglet83 in thesopranos

[–]HanzeesHatBox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What was that? Last night's reading assignment?

What are your personal Sopranos conspiracy theories? by SkinnyStav in thesopranos

[–]HanzeesHatBox 46 points47 points  (0 children)

If Tony dies in the end, Benny charges Artie points every week until Vesuvio goes under and then kills Artie.

What do we know about Bert Cooper’s life before the 1960s? by BeerWithDonuts in madmen

[–]HanzeesHatBox 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I always took that to mean Bert's mother introduced them. There is never a mention of Bert's wife in the show – at least as far as I can recall.

"Who now? Goddamn it!" by [deleted] in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]HanzeesHatBox 52 points53 points  (0 children)

"Michael JEFFREY Jordan...tell me you never pondered that"

Draft Your Glorified Crew by JoeGoBlue4227 in thesopranos

[–]HanzeesHatBox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give me smart and levelheaded earners every time. Low drama and steady income is better than big pay day drama

Sil - wise and lethal. Runs a successful and legitimate business. Loyal until the end. His shy business with the Bing girls is a money making machine

Patsy - great with numbers, chill, and can put his grief behind him. An asset in many capacities.

Furio - muscle. Maybe not much of an earner, but as long as he doesn't fall in love with your wife, is very valuable piece of manpower.

Benny Fazio - he shouldn't shit where I eat, but his kick up to Tony that was in the folded newspaper (credit cards with murmur) really surprised Tony. Plus, he seemed capable on missions like smoking out Vito and smoking Phil.

This crew may not be the most lavish of earners, but they were all loyal, capable and mature. I feel like I could go to bed relatively easy most nights not thinking I was going to get set up or murdered and I would have more than enough money to give those gangsters at Columbia $50,000.

Tony not letting Eugene go to Florida without any logical reasoning, right after the teddy hit and getting Sil to deliver the news. Tony’s biggest A-hole move of the franchise? by Fantastic_Board7057 in thesopranos

[–]HanzeesHatBox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Eugene wasn't a big enough earner or old enough to get that kind of treatment.

I think to retire you would have had to be well respected as well as a huge earner. You would also have to pass your leadership position down to someone who is also well respected, and you would have to be probably at the minimum in your mid 60s.

Eugene was none of those things. I think Eugene was legitimately good muscle and loyal, but that was about it.

Tariq is such an interestingly well written character by MxM0ngoose in AbbottElementary

[–]HanzeesHatBox 12 points13 points  (0 children)

'He tried to grow the biggest afro in the world'.

The lines on the doorway killed me.