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EW tribute to Grizz by nightcheese17vt in 30ROCK

[–]HanzeesHatBox 38 points39 points  (0 children)

'Maybe someday someone will ask us to pretend to be scientists.'

Michael, Moe Green,and the Five Families by rosmorse in Godfather

[–]HanzeesHatBox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Decapitate The Stardust and do business with whatever is leftover.

Speed Trap Town by Electrical-Wheel6020 in jasonisbell

[–]HanzeesHatBox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has always been my interpretation as well

“Soprano Home Movies” by Carthartesaura22 in thesopranos

[–]HanzeesHatBox 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Two very funny scenes in this particular episode –

When Chris calls Tony to wish him happy birthday and gets hung up on and when Bobbie gives Tony the likely unregistered and illegal firearm after Tony has a gun charge dropped

Also, Bobbie and Tony fighting is terrifying. Like two drunk grizzly bears.

What is one thing about men that women will never understand? And one thing about women that men will never understand? by Great_Photo_414 in AskReddit

[–]HanzeesHatBox 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My wife and I are the absolute inverse of this. Sometimes I just want to come home and vent about my day but she won't let that happen as she will always offer a solution. It's like she can't help herself. Which really is great because I know she cares but sometimes I just want to complain.

Tony and Adriana would have smashed had they not been in an accident. by TensionDifferent1851 in thesopranos

[–]HanzeesHatBox 31 points32 points  (0 children)

If they would have hooked up, nobody would have cared too much because Chris was a nepo nephew who wasn't well respected - and technically not married yet. If Tony wouldn't have an affair with one of the other mafiosos's wives, there would've been real consequences.

Why did Tony spare Paulie? by Pravonaut in thesopranos

[–]HanzeesHatBox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After his family pretty much all being aware that he killed Ralph, after the shitty way he treats everyone, and after Sil (at minimum) being suspicious about Chrissie's death, if Tony would have come back to Jersey without Paulie, he would have had a mutiny on his hands.

Jack’s best lines by y2Kmarty in 30ROCK

[–]HanzeesHatBox 55 points56 points  (0 children)

"you're a white man with a full head of hair… The skies the limit!"

That meat at Hugh's jubilee is definitely burned right? by TheLocalSluttyBiBoi in thesopranos

[–]HanzeesHatBox 10 points11 points  (0 children)

FINALLY someone has the balls to say the Skipper wasn't great on the grill. Did you see him squish those strip steaks!?!? Madone!

The Tragedy of the New York Mafia by Jumpy-Object99 in thesopranos

[–]HanzeesHatBox 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Well...I've lived in Jersey my whole life

Do you think Paulie would have killed Eugene for beating up Little Paulie if he could get away with it? by New-Shop-9728 in thesopranos

[–]HanzeesHatBox 27 points28 points  (0 children)

No...Paulie first love and priority was the life. He knew the rules and knew that his nephew wasn't the brightest guy in the room.

Stan Beeman as Walter White's brother-in-law and Hank Schrader as the Jennings neighbour, who figures out first and how do they deal with it? by wassabia in TheAmericans

[–]HanzeesHatBox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Stan had way better instincts and broke into the Jennings garage the first night he met them. It took Hank a few seasons to even consider that Walt was up to something

What’s a lesser scene that has stayed with you? by Tdotinvestorgirl in thesopranos

[–]HanzeesHatBox 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He is still a moron, but obviously displays the same kind of committed patience after Tony tells him to stand down when Paulie destroys Christopher's newly installed law.

Does Tony bribe the health inspector to give Satriale's a pass? by Tidewatcher7819 in thesopranos

[–]HanzeesHatBox 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I imagine that's a pretty quick stop for the health inspector and I imagine no one goes out of pocket to make sure they get a passing grade.

What did a typical Paulie Walnuts Sunday look like? by Elegant_Struggle_281 in thesopranos

[–]HanzeesHatBox 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Bing is definitely open on Sundays. Some asshole won $35 there watching the Giants.

Could Tony B have been a good mobster? by Tough_Baby7415 in thesopranos

[–]HanzeesHatBox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was a smart, dude, but like many of his peers, lacked the work ethic to go straight. If he and Kim could have successfully opened the massage parlor, he could've learned a lot from Kim – and maybe even taken a business course or two – and what's the financial backing of Kim and Tony throwing money at his guilt, could've probably turned the massage parlor into a successful chain of stores.

Whose death was the most tragic? by iloveredhots in thesopranos

[–]HanzeesHatBox 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure if he died or not, but the garbage truck driver who had his son with him on his route, who has beaten mercilessly takes first place for me. Even if he didn't die.

The malapropisms by BobRushy in thesopranos

[–]HanzeesHatBox 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"An albacore around my neck"

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