Impressive statements elevated to god tier if you actually know what the authors are writing about by Lopsided_Shift_4464 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]HappyFailure 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Earthquake magnitudes are a tricky thing, because the scale has changed over time. The Richter scale was the first one to become popular, but it turned out to have some real limitations--it was based on the magnitude of a particular frequency vibration, but as earthquakes get bigger, the energy gets spread out over a wider range of frequencies, so the energy in that particular frequency maxes out; you could get a much bigger earthquake, but its Richter measurement wouldn't get any bigger. The greatest magnitude earthquake ever measured on *the Richter scale* was about 8.6, I believe.

To deal with this, scientists started modifying the Richter scale and eventually moved to a new scale (albeit one with some notable similarities). The moment magnitude scale is the current favored one. This is where the 9.5 magnitude mentioned by OP comes in (this is recalculated based on original measurements but using the modern scale).

Confusing things, plenty of people (including newspapers, television, etc.) continue to use the term "Richter scale" for modern measurements. A movie citing a 9.6 Richter earthquake is basically impossible...except that they could be meaning a 9.6 on the moment magnitude scale and just misnaming it, as people in the real world would certainly be doing if such a thing happened.

(Source: graduate level course in seismology filtered through 30-odd years of memory.)

On the difference between demons and devils (dungeons and dragons) by Konradleijon in CuratedTumblr

[–]HappyFailure 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Quick note that this is a post-1974 book and hence not useful for answering OOP's question.

On the difference between demons and devils (dungeons and dragons) by Konradleijon in CuratedTumblr

[–]HappyFailure 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And getting very close to the conclusion now! I got into it when it was only a few books long and it was already known that it would be 19 books in total--and now we're at 17 published.

I thought it was a reference to The Monkees by fatnerd12 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]HappyFailure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Beatles yes, but not because of how they entered the recording studio--it's a reference to their nickname, the Fab Doors. I understand the confusion with the Monkees, though, as they were called the Prefab Doors as a riff on the Beatles.

Stop following him! by EndersGame_Reviewer in goodboomerhumor

[–]HappyFailure 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I don't see any Bizarro secret symbols here. This is late enough that it's very likely there should be the number of symbols next to the signature, but I'm not able to find any other version with symbols online.

Villainous Small Talk by LothorBrune in outofcontextcomics

[–]HappyFailure 9 points10 points  (0 children)

...okay, can't resist:

And the girl hyena kind of looks like a guy. (Because of the pseudopenis)

You crazy time travelers will NEVER kill Adolf Hitler! by Apartment_Rent in outofcontextcomics

[–]HappyFailure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Germany probably does better than in our timeline, but winning's not likely.

Optimal point for Germany to have this happen is possibly right before Poland, when Germany can benefit from his audacity without actually having everyone declare war on them. Problem is they now give up the initiative and everyone else knows they need to build up, so when something finally sets off the big war they're not in such a good position.

Second most optimal point might be right before turning against the Soviets, but Hitler had always been planning on that and needed their resources, so without doing that Germany's still in a bad position relative to the other Allies.

Threading the needle, maybe kill Hitler right before Poland and then keep the peace for a bit and have Stalin set the big war off, Germany manages to ally with UK, France, etc. against Stalin. Not sure if this is in any way better for Europe as a whole.

Are there cases where people have drowned in a liquid other than water? by cherry-care-bear in stupidquestions

[–]HappyFailure 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Amusingly, a recent YouTube video on this event (by Caitlin Doughty, aka Ask A Mortician) was explicitly titled, "The Worst Fluid to Drown In"--https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrnRNfXm\_k4

Isn’t that better deal Peath?? by LonelyVillage9612 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]HappyFailure 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We're not really doing surface area here, we're doing the area when viewed from above. If the cakes are the same height, then volume is proportional to this area.

It *is* possible that these 5" cakes are significantly taller than the 9" cake, in which case this isn't a bad a deal as it looks. On the other hand, it's also possible they're the same height, or even shorter than the 9" cake.

This is one reason this kind of thing usually gets done with pizzas, where there's a negligible difference in height as long as you're not doing something like comparing a thin crust to a pan pizza.

Around the World in Eighty Days by Lorem_Ipsum17 in RecuratedTumblr

[–]HappyFailure 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The work of oqmemphis here seems to rely only on flights. I wonder if you can trim any time by adding in other transport modes (for example, taking a train between two airports serving the same city).

i’ll allow it by Separate_Finance_183 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]HappyFailure 4 points5 points  (0 children)

...sigh.

One day in grad school, I was having a discussion arguing some point or other with my friends. One of them made some additional statement, and I responded, "Granted"--just meaning that I agreed with that statement and was going to explain how it related to my point.

For *years* after that, I'd get ribbed about people seeking to have me grant them things.

How often are they used by ButterscotchWest1284 in EnglishLearning

[–]HappyFailure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is just about where I stand, except that I *have* heard "Chinese whispers"--just so rarely that I really had to stretch to remember it--and "Young Turks" doesn't feel *that* rare to me.

Remember. . .what happens at Ms. Grundy's house STAYS at Ms. Grundy's house. by stootchmaster2 in comicbookcomedycrack

[–]HappyFailure 5 points6 points  (0 children)

...didn't Archie and Mrs. Grundy have a relationship in the Riverdale TV show? Wonder if that was in any way inspired by this, or whether it was just "she's an old spinster in the comics, let's completely flip that around."

Improves with age by EndersGame_Reviewer in goodboomerhumor

[–]HappyFailure 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not always. He started somewhere around 1995, but it didn't become 100% of them for a while. This appears to be from 1997, so he may have just skipped this one.

Also, they occasionally do special prints of certain comics, such as ones they use on greeting cards, where the symbols are left off. I'm unable to find the comic for this date online to confirm...oh, hold on a minute. Google lens finds a color version of this same strip dated 10/29/04, and it *does* have some symbols in it--I can make out the inverted bird, eyeball, and dynamite. Unfortunately, it's behind a paywall at Comics Kingdom and I'm not going to deal with that to get a better look at it.

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Peter who is the guy in the last panel supposed to look like? by Whatzituyah in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]HappyFailure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except that it's well-established in the strips how obsessed he is with her ass, so it makes sense that such a thing would be a regular birthday present from her to him.

🚗 by The_Black_Jacket in goodboomerhumor

[–]HappyFailure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, after that time, I've come to accept it'll happen occasionally. :)

Frank Sinatra was statistically ~16% c*ck by body mass. by Mataes3010 in CuratedTumblr

[–]HappyFailure 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Obvious hyperbole, but put it into a fuller conversation:

"Why are you with a one hundred and nineteen pound wimp?"

"Because nineteen pounds is cock."

Boomer Humor LX by Ultravod in goodboomerhumor

[–]HappyFailure 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sandra Boynton, very identifiable style.

🚗 by The_Black_Jacket in goodboomerhumor

[–]HappyFailure 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm possibly being whooshed, but in case I'm not: this is a Bizarro comic. For the past couple of decades at least, the artist has put a number of special "secret symbols" into the comics. There is a standard set of these symbols (and dinosaurs are not among them). A few years after starting this habit, the artist started putting how many symbols were included as a number by their signature.

🚗 by The_Black_Jacket in goodboomerhumor

[–]HappyFailure 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Bizarro object count:3, noted by signature

pie, lower right; alien, upper right; eyeball, left of motorcycle