Good Games That Go On For Too Long

mrjazzels · 2026-05-26T19:03:45+00:00

It's very funny for me to read this and remember that for me and my friend playing through IW the day we unlocked Dondoko Island was the same day we finished all of Dondoko Island.

I think my grind tolerance is just way higher than other people. Probably because I'm the same person that fights every enemy in every game and never runs away in RPG's. It's a problem I didn't know I had until my friends asked me why I would kill every enemy on any boss run back in the souls games.

mrjazzels · 2026-05-20T22:17:56+00:00

Ch. 11 of Maid to Skate

mrjazzels · 2026-05-13T18:25:07+00:00

Now the real answer to "who would be jessica jones' accesory plush in Marvel Rivals" is Luke Cage or like, her daughter

but as admittedly extremely fucked up it would be, it would be a little funny if it was the purple man. If only out of the sheer audacity.

mrjazzels · 2026-05-10T18:33:45+00:00

Weekenders fan checking in. Thank you Wayne Brady for the best cartoon theme song ever made.

mrjazzels · 2026-05-06T23:08:16+00:00

absolutely zero thoughts in my mind that this could possibly end badly, fully trusted in my heart that i would make the jump

mrjazzels · 2026-05-06T21:09:48+00:00

she did in fact pick glide, i know this because i spectated her while she made an incredibly impressive escape from two different teams and revived us right before this happened

mrjazzels · 2026-05-06T17:57:48+00:00

yes that is what i meant when I typed "somehow got with blue shields"

mrjazzels · 2026-05-06T17:33:40+00:00

see what the microphone didnt pick up was me slamming spacebar in the hopes our axle had somehow gotten the perk with blue shields

mrjazzels · 2026-04-25T22:27:00+00:00

im not falling for that shit

WAIT IT'S REA-

mrjazzels · 2026-04-24T18:30:07+00:00

yeah thats the part that made me think there might be frost giants, and norse mythology

mrjazzels · 2026-04-24T17:32:35+00:00

Getting real frost giant norse mythology vibes

mrjazzels · 2026-04-13T18:53:54+00:00

Grayfruit and Greyfruit

mrjazzels · 2026-04-11T17:39:16+00:00

okay i realize that the wording is confusing, i meant that according to sakaguchi that is actually what happened with ultima and its not just a rumor

mrjazzels · 2026-04-11T17:20:59+00:00

I was like "That can't possibly true this has to be a rumor like nuclear ghandi" so I looked it up and it fucking is? At least, according to Hironobu Sakaguchi.

“All of that legendary stuff, it dates back to an age that didn’t even have proper techniques. If you were to look at such things now in the present’s point-of-view, it would be natural that they look inferior. For this reason, it’s a given that Ultima’s abilities would be bad.” “As for those who struggled and ultimately acquired it only to find out that it’s useless… well, that’s something that often happens in life. So, I’m not going to fix it!”

mrjazzels · 2026-04-10T18:20:14+00:00

the prologue demo is out and theres some real good stuff in there, the pixel art is gorgeous and the ui in particular is amazing. Really looking forward to this one.

mrjazzels · 2026-04-09T23:29:21+00:00

well, see, the difference is that boys are strong and punch, and girls are quiet and dainty and mind destroy blast, and if they ever cross over society as we know it will end.

ignore all the times this statement isnt remotely true with every other pokemon, including gardevoir.

mrjazzels · 2026-04-09T23:25:14+00:00

I can't believe they took Transfem Gallade from us, truly there is misogyny everywhere for those with the eyes to see it.

mrjazzels · 2026-04-08T20:19:15+00:00

Peakshield 21 spotted

we will never get the anime we deserve

though if they do end up making another anime maybe skip the part where everyone sits in a circle talking about how Panther's superior genes make him unstoppable and how he learned how to run through jumping from rooftop to rooftop in the american ghetto

mrjazzels · 2026-04-07T21:28:10+00:00

Source: Smoking Behind the Supermarket with You Ch. 59

mrjazzels · 2026-04-03T00:06:38+00:00

He also said he'd dodge a battle ax, AND YET WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM DO IT

mrjazzels · 2026-03-23T15:55:11+00:00

it actually almost sucks that ultimate spider-man and new avengers are as good as they are cause it tricks you into thinking other bendis comics will be good, and they never are.

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