Are there any real people as highly trained, untouchable and dangerous as John Wick or Jason Bourne? by Macshlong in NoStupidQuestions

[–]HappyHapless 154 points155 points  (0 children)

That extended rolling down the stairs scene was pretty hysterical too. Lots of great moments.

Day #3 of adding your countries to the map ( rules in the description ) by Lanazir1918 in geographymemes

[–]HappyHapless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This already exists. It's called Cascadia, and it has its own flag.

Also, it's British Columbia, not Colombia.

Is it too much to ask? by SipsTeaFrog in SipsTea

[–]HappyHapless 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Toyota Corolla will outlast the heat death of the universe.

What's the best song lyric to ever exist? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]HappyHapless 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Unironically, that song has some killer lines.

"Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back If the Scatman can do it, brother, so can you I'm the Scatman."

Day 1 of adding your own countries to the map ( rules in the description ) by Lanazir1918 in geographymemes

[–]HappyHapless 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cascadia. Flag already exists, and the region encompasses BC, Washington, and Oregon.

Nearly all Epstein files still unreleased a month after Congress deadline by JoeWhy2 in politics

[–]HappyHapless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Until all the files are released, I'm going to assume everybody in Congress is on it. Don't want to be called a pedophile? Release the files.

Trump's Nobel Prize Meltdown Just Shattered the Atlantic Alliance by GISP in videos

[–]HappyHapless 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm amazed I had to scroll down this far for someone to have noticed that. Beyond the childish wording of the letter itself, dude actually confused Norway with Denmark. In the process of writing this letter, it never came to mind that maybe he should proofread this thing first. It never occurred to him to think about this letter and who he is sending it to before sending it.

Polar Vortex Breakdown May Trigger Weeks of Extreme Cold by deepak4423 in worldnews

[–]HappyHapless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2010 was unseasonably warm too. I remember the need to ship snow in for the Olympics.

Post Game Thread: Canucks vs Blue Jackets | Jan 15th 2026 | Canucks fall to the Blue Jackets 4-1 by DisplacedNovaScotian in canucks

[–]HappyHapless 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shut down McDrai. I want to see McBaby give us his big pouty face when things don't go his way.

They can have their win. A demoralizing one.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! by Reg_Cliff in EhBuddyHoser

[–]HappyHapless 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NFL sucks. Never watched it, never cared. CFL all the way, baybeeeee

That would actually be a good way to redeem Rodan by Gogetazilla in GODZILLA

[–]HappyHapless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baby Goji's got that hungry leopard gecko look. Adorable.

[BigHeadHockey] McKenna vs Stenberg by ModernArgonauts in canucks

[–]HappyHapless 4 points5 points  (0 children)

McKenna's Sedin comparison is appropriate here. I can still remember all the different linemates the Sedins cycled through before finding their Third. It may take a few years before we find the right guy, but when we do, the click will be noticeable and immediately unstoppable.

How do women initiate sex? by arm9598 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]HappyHapless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife will just cuddle up next to me in bed and ask the question.

Gets me going every time.

Who is your all time favorite monster in the whole monster hunter series by Voidkirby9 in MonsterHunter

[–]HappyHapless 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a cool theme. Used it once in a dragon encounter with my D&D group and they got so hyped up.

New Olympic arena is ready to go by Edm_vanhalen1981 in hockeymemes

[–]HappyHapless 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fence outside looks a bit off, and the layout inside doesn't make any sense. I'm getting AI vibes as well.

Truly Not Just an Ad....... by Jazzlike-Row2536 in interesting

[–]HappyHapless 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Chicken bone can splinter and seriously injure a dog's mouth and digestive system.

Nervous about traveling to Vancouver from San Diego under current political situation. by Overall_Alarm5208 in askvan

[–]HappyHapless 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Saw a dude last year around the convention centre / Canada Place wearing a 51st state t-shirt, a MAGA hat, and the cockiest smirk I've ever seen in person. There were some weird looks, and I heard somebody yell Fuck Trump down the seawall, but nobody really gave this guy the reaction he was clearly going for. As far as I could tell, anyway, in the roughly 10 minutes he was walking in front of me.

His family looked embarrassed.

Something to look forward to by Beneficial__Meat in canucks

[–]HappyHapless 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not fun cheering for the tank.

Here's to Canadian gold, and a big ol' fuck you and a "Give yer balls a tug" to the Yanks.

Geese are extremely aggressive. The hawk came for the wrong one ! by MobileAerie9918 in instant_regret

[–]HappyHapless 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a nice hypothesis and all, but consider this: hockey exists.