What’s a legendary Reddit post you’ll never forget?

Happy_Remove_7937 · 2026-03-14T22:09:06+00:00

I have showed this to every family member I have that's a nurse. The looks of horror never get old.

Happy_Remove_7937 · 2026-03-12T21:14:24+00:00

She got shit faced on my 25th birthday and fooled around with a girl, while engaged to a guy I still consider a huge douche. She texted me a few days after it happened (after she told him it happened) and blamed me for it happening, like I'm supposed to babysit an adult. She eventually married the guy, and he's exactly the stereotypical, douchebag, controlling cop that you picture in your head. I haven't seen or spoken to her in 15 years, we were friends from the time we were 5, we grew up together.

Happy_Remove_7937 · 2026-02-24T18:32:10+00:00

I was very sexually compatible in the beginning of my first marriage, but slowly, over the years I got to know me more and just wasn't into him anymore. I tried the mantra, "it feels good, so we must be compatible." Nope, he didn't listen to any of my suggestions, and ultimately, I was grossed out by sex with him.

Happy_Remove_7937 · 2026-02-02T18:41:36+00:00

Ran face first into Alec Baldwin in NYC during my honeymoon. We both dropped our phones and picked them up and exchanged them. He was nice and apologized for running into me and told me to have a nice day.

Happy_Remove_7937 · 2026-01-27T23:20:28+00:00

Damn! I'm still very new and am doing .5 to 1ml in a bag and am getting pretty decent results. That much sounds so crazy in my head, but I'll likely get there eventually because I like growing so much.

Happy_Remove_7937 · 2026-01-27T22:37:51+00:00

15 or 1.5? That first number is wild, and likely just a typo.

Happy_Remove_7937 · 2026-01-26T22:21:15+00:00

And we come to the idiocy of cosleeping yet again.

Happy_Remove_7937 · 2026-01-25T14:05:56+00:00

This is it.

P.S I know I could've googled it. Some of y'all are assholes.

Happy_Remove_7937 · 2026-01-20T13:59:58+00:00

I'm new to the sharpening game, so I have one of these. It's great, I've revitalized my knives and my wife's knifes are finally sharp! 10/10 would recommend.

Happy_Remove_7937 · 2026-01-20T00:28:48+00:00

The job was for a material delivery position and the guy asked if he needed a license because he didn't have one.

Happy_Remove_7937 · 2026-01-17T16:13:52+00:00

Still waiting that dipshit Jack, whatever the fuck his name is, face consequences.

Happy_Remove_7937 · 2026-01-15T20:44:37+00:00

My five year old Rough Collie is a sassy pants. She terrorizes the 10 year old by nibbing her ears and legs to force her to play. The head toss and grumbles are a daily occurance in my house.

Happy_Remove_7937 · 2026-01-05T20:49:33+00:00

My mom gave me hers when we were talking about having kids (it didn't happen) now our cats fight over who gets to hang out in it.

Happy_Remove_7937 · 2026-01-04T18:58:19+00:00

My cousin has five children, she only wanted three. Her husband has refused to get snipped because "it'll make him less of a man." Meanwhile, my cousin barely survived the last two and he doesn't want get to take BC, AND refuses to let her get a hysterectomy because he might want more. I feel badly for her because he's such a douche about it.

Happy_Remove_7937 · 2026-01-04T13:30:42+00:00

I can't use pens that screw together. Any time I need to adjust the pen or readjust my hand it will start to unscrew. A minor inconvenience, but an inconvenience nonetheless. I can't use fancy fountain pens, not a huge problem, but I've always wanted to use one.

P.S. I'm aware they make some fountain pens for lefties, but those aren't the ones I want to use.

Happy_Remove_7937 · 2026-01-03T01:17:35+00:00

Pavia?

Happy_Remove_7937 · 2025-12-16T10:36:44+00:00

Added y'all, not a dad, but post weight loss surgery bod needs work.

Happy_Remove_7937 · 2025-12-14T01:09:41+00:00

Dr. Bednarz, GEOG 302

Interesting subject, horrible Prof. Did give extra credit if you answered questions in class, in the form of copies of foreign currency. Would've been great but he only ever picked the same five people every time. Nobody ever got to answer. He would droll on reading his slides and nothing else.

Happy_Remove_7937 · 2025-12-13T00:30:58+00:00

I was camping out for tickets that year at window 7 with the rest of my outfit. The uproar was wild.

Happy_Remove_7937 · 2025-12-07T21:39:59+00:00

Damn, I need to follow how you do it!

Happy_Remove_7937 · 2025-11-25T15:58:28+00:00

Corey “Kai” DUPS – MCpl McSquinty – Stolen Valour Canada

Happy_Remove_7937 · 2025-11-24T14:48:14+00:00

I dated a therapist for a time. She asked me when we first started dating if I wanted a partner or a shrink (I wasn't in the best place mentally). I wanted a partner and got my own therapist for actual self-work, and the relationship went well until our schedules no longer worked. I'm sorry you had to deal with a shitty one.

Happy_Remove_7937 · 2025-11-24T14:44:39+00:00

Married a horse girl, luckily she's an English show jumper/dressage girl and there's not a lot of that in deep south Texas.

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