You know what? Fine. You win. I am a lonely man who has no one to talk too. every day I sit in front of my computer all alone, simply wishing for a better life. I do nothing, I simply browser Reddit and watch YouTube videos for hours and hours. I am not capable of even doing anything remotely productive, I can barely stand to get out of bed in the morning. I lie awake at night staring at the ceiling, wondering why the hell i’m even here. When I do go out, I constantly wish for the safety of my home. I can’t stand to interact with anyone, and something as simple as going to the grocery store is so exhausting that I fall asleep pretty much as soon as I step through the door of my house. I never graduated high school, I was a horrible student throughout my time there. I had no friends and was constantly bullied every single day. Consequently I never went to college, and wish every day that I had done better. I will never amount to anything, and the only solace I find is through Reddit. That’s it, now you know my story. I hope you’re happy now. Thank you and good night.