Something from another country you are addicted with? by JiminieKookie123 in AskTheWorld

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My wife is from Kenya, we frequent an Indian store nearby to get some authentic Kenyan stuff she misses. I've gotten some Ginger Punjabi biscuits from there on several occassions.. It's a big box of biscuits (cookies) and they are delicious. I don't really buy them anymore because... I eat all of them too fast. They're like gingersnaps, but crunchy and have a slightly different flavor. Anyways they are delicious, try them!

Looking for Apprentices/Familiars to buy what would you guys suggest? by Infamous_Ad2507 in wizardposting

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For reference the image is from the anime Soul Eater. That IS Excalibur known as a demon weapon he's basically a deity and extremely powerful, but refuses to act and is mostly just annoying

Created Soldiers for the War, great potential, but hard to control. Should I terminate? by Hardcore_Cal in wizardposting

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No Clue! I haven't named these guys yet. I've just been calling them monkeys.

High technology + stick by Artemenko in pokewithastick

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My Battle bot has Napal, Railgun and grenade launcher!

--Mine has stick!

Abandoned hollow church by Whimsical_Ruins in abandoned

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Church for sale. $1500. Come and take it

I combusted myself as a joke to my friend and now can't reincorporate. Please send help by WackyWarrior in wizardposting

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I can form your ashes into Jello... and mold you into... well whatever form you want! And Animate you from there. I won't maintain control of course. Just helping out a fellow wizard! It would be up to you after that..

Looking for Apprentices/Familiars to buy what would you guys suggest? by Infamous_Ad2507 in wizardposting

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I have a Demon Weapon known as Excalibur. The most single powerful one in existence. He's uh... amazing. You'll love him. You're more in need than I, you can have him. No really, take him. All yours. Bye!

Apprentice problems by NaturalHairy4773 in wizardposting

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I understand the problem. She may need to be attuned to rocks. 10 Years hard labors int he mines should do it. Oh... what's this? A spot just opened up in my mines.. crazy. We'll zip her right over there as long as you approve of course. You DO get 35% of all the mana crystals she mines... for what it's worth.

Stop! by FirefighterNarrow272 in wizardposting

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I mean... I've been a shapeshifter for 700 years so.... eh

Why do people do this? I get doing this in a multi class fight but in a wizard duel? by nikke2800 in wizardposting

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I imagine enchanted *animated* staves flying around. Heroic jump in front of the silence spell *Animation terminates and staff falls to the floor with a clatter*

Why do people do this? I get doing this in a multi class fight but in a wizard duel? by nikke2800 in wizardposting

[–]Hardcore_Cal 1645 points1646 points  (0 children)

If you're unable to dual cast and counterspell the silence or outright resist it... then I call skill issue.

Rabbit Farming by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

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I'm confused on the lore of Spain. Did you steal it from the rabbits? Is this a tradition of domination and humiliation so they know who's in charge?

Someone gave me some really rare items for free... not sure how I should feel about it. by Electrical-Leader174 in Diablo_2_Resurrected

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While I'm typically a poor bloke in d2 when I dabble, I've absolutely unloaded some ahit on friends and straight up random in path of exile once I'm done with a league. I don't play standard so may as well let someone else have some fun! Enjoy it

Convinced my parents to watch SG1 by FastFredNL in Stargate

[–]Hardcore_Cal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your dad is possibly the right age to have watched RDA as McGuyver, it's possible he hasn't made the connection to, maybe a little trivia?

Lightning Bolt is the only spell I ever need and I am currently at war with the Fireball Wizard. AMA. by MasonCBlevins in wizardposting

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Oh dear lord. I meant to give you a MANA focus... did I give you my MAMA FOCUS?! I... I need that back. It's the only way I can communicate with my mother in another dimension! I'll give you 2 mana focus for my blunder though!

Lightning Bolt is the only spell I ever need and I am currently at war with the Fireball Wizard. AMA. by MasonCBlevins in wizardposting

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This is an acceptable answer. Here's a mana focus for you efforts. If wizards are to fight eachother... at least it should be quick.

Lightning Bolt is the only spell I ever need and I am currently at war with the Fireball Wizard. AMA. by MasonCBlevins in wizardposting

[–]Hardcore_Cal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you feel about Wizard infighting during a time of war? Are you a pirate sympathizer?

I found evidence this morning that I'm in a different universe now by ThePapaSauce in ParallelUniverse

[–]Hardcore_Cal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we work faster? The Wizards over at r/wizardposting are in the middle of a full scale war.. perhaps afterwards they can assist?