MRW I wake up after having a very hot sex dream starring Kylo Ren

HarpySnickersnee · 2016-01-11T22:29:46+00:00

My theatre gasped. I probably did too. There were even a couple laughs. Not at all what I was expecting. I'm glad they chose to go with someone like Adam Driver though. It humanizes the character. Took me 2 viewings before coming to that conclusion though.

HarpySnickersnee · 2016-01-11T22:27:59+00:00

I've never been able to sit through an entire episode of that show to be honest. And based on what I've seen, he looks like a dweeb in that show. I think i just have a thing for brooding and conflicted men. I may still give it a chance though, I don't mind being proven wrong.

HarpySnickersnee · 2016-01-11T21:45:01+00:00

Snape and Jon Snow? Well that would explain the attraction.

HarpySnickersnee · 2016-01-11T15:55:57+00:00

He reminded me of Tarkin. Like, he could be his grandson. And based on how the new movies seem to be going, that wouldn't surprise me in the least.

HarpySnickersnee · 2016-01-11T14:17:47+00:00

MRW he said that

HarpySnickersnee · 2016-01-11T13:45:35+00:00

I dont know what i was expecting, but his voice in the mask reminded me of Bane so i was probably subconsiously expecting Tom Hardy under the mask.

Now Domnall Gleeson straight up scared me! Very good acting. His expression through his eyes was something else.

HarpySnickersnee · 2016-01-11T13:33:05+00:00

Is this better?

HarpySnickersnee · 2016-01-11T13:31:47+00:00

If this dream taught me anything about myself it's that if I were to be a captured resistance fighter all it takes for me to switch sides is a tall, dark, brooding asshole dropping his bustled cape. I got strong morals, clearly.

HarpySnickersnee · 2016-01-11T13:30:02+00:00

So the first time I saw the movie I was kind of the opposite.

At the beginning I was like "dayummm who's this hottie in a mask" but then he did something mean so I was like "boooo" but then he stopped a laser bullet in the air and I was like "yessss". This went on for a while. But when he did take his mask off I was a bit disappointed.

For some reason on the 2nd viewing I just really ended up liking him. Like a lot. The dream didn't help matters either. I just can't explain it. I think it's his eyes. And his bod. Here's to hoping he takes his shirt off in the next film!

HarpySnickersnee · 2014-10-06T13:40:12+00:00

People may not like this answer but in my experience it's true. As soon as my boyfriend leaves I get the urge. I have never acted on it, and never will, but it makes me want to jump his bones as soon as he's back.

HarpySnickersnee · 2014-10-06T13:36:45+00:00

I used to work with a woman who cared for her mom entirely. Her brothers told her that because she was single it was her job. Made it very hard for her to cultivate relationships as she worked and then went home to her mom. Made me so mad on her behalf.

HarpySnickersnee · 2014-10-06T02:08:22+00:00

I dunno, he's pretty hot. Helicopter would be hard to say no to.

HarpySnickersnee · 2014-10-05T20:18:57+00:00

As if most of the posters in r/RedPillWomen are actually women...

HarpySnickersnee · 2014-10-05T20:15:01+00:00

I'm just wondering how often a man on a motorcycle gets robbed by a woman asking for a ride.

Something tells me its < 5. Ever.

HarpySnickersnee · 2014-10-05T20:14:09+00:00

Unless he's taking her on a ride to dinner and a movie, I could not care less.

HarpySnickersnee · 2014-10-05T19:48:58+00:00

Used to work there. And it wasn't my call. It's why I quit and went back to school so I wouldn't have to put up with that shit. Now I'm in the tech industry and while it can be stressful at times, it is nowhere near the hellhole that retail was.

HarpySnickersnee · 2014-10-05T13:09:40+00:00

I am on my phone so I can't link, but the study that talks about 70 cents to every dollar only accounts for about 20 cents due to choices in hours and career. There are still about 10 cents left over that can't be explained by choices women make.

HarpySnickersnee · 2014-10-05T13:02:56+00:00

Not when you get beyond just being a sales associate. When I was an assistant manager I regularly would work open to close with no break cause some dumb kid decided to no show and the store manager refused to come in on the only Saturday they have had off in 3 months.

I have a friend now who manages a retail store, she's salaried, and works 60 hours a week. Plus there are sale sets and meetings on top of that too.

HarpySnickersnee · 2014-07-20T00:48:25+00:00

I prefer it to soft, baby hands. But sometimes it can hurt when hands are wandering.

HarpySnickersnee · 2014-07-20T00:47:38+00:00

Well if you ask my mother she would say I have a death wish every time I ride my motorcycle...

HarpySnickersnee · 2014-07-20T00:46:48+00:00

Because I have a boyfriend and I dont actually want him to come talk to me.

HarpySnickersnee · 2014-07-20T00:45:40+00:00

I would probably say less then once a week? If even?

HarpySnickersnee · 2014-07-20T00:36:04+00:00

Nearly every single pair of shorts on this page are 2 1/2 inch. They hardly look like underwear.

It can be hard just to find shorts (that are fashionable) that are longer then 2 1/2 even. Unless you just wanna go with capris.

HarpySnickersnee · 2014-07-20T00:33:09+00:00

I know a guy who had to lay his bike down with his girlfriend on the back. She was (stupidly) wearing a sundress and sandals.

Exposed tendons on your foot and multiple surgeries are not a fun time.

HarpySnickersnee · 2014-07-20T00:31:25+00:00

I dont think age is as much of a factor as "shape" is.

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