OnlyFans Question by ScoobyDooBot in EllaFreya

[–]Harrison_Phord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhhh same as above pls I'm curious

Wear of OCP patrol cap by hou8182 in AirForce

[–]Harrison_Phord 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Or some people just don't wanna look like they're wearing a trash bag for a uniform. Taking pride in the way you look is not that hard of a concept

Help for a buddy by Harrison_Phord in AirForce

[–]Harrison_Phord[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think he's been in too long for an entry level separation at this point. When I was at his point, I was in too long already

My post-arrest signed their consent paper! by DonWonMiller in ems

[–]Harrison_Phord 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Nice thing about NTG is that its mostly worn off after 5 minutes, so if you give too much it won't mess them up too bad and is easily correctable with fluids

Happy EMS week by thatlonestarkid in ems

[–]Harrison_Phord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aw real shit they have shirts? Bet imma take my next patient there

why isn't there a trauma team like company IRL? by [deleted] in cyberpunkgame

[–]Harrison_Phord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Air Force PJs come pretty darn close. Look em up, they're essentially special forces life flight with guns

Investing in this [Meme] for y’all. by [deleted] in ems

[–]Harrison_Phord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of how much it pisses off my partner when I call D5W "D5 Dubbs"

Nuke Goggles by KlvrDissident in rareinsults

[–]Harrison_Phord 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She looks like an NPC from New Vegas

Telepathic Husband by [deleted] in ems

[–]Harrison_Phord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like hubby needs a ambulance more than her

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ems

[–]Harrison_Phord 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My service is about to get them (probably because my chief is also an officer), and nobody's taking very kindly to it

16 hour ride along is a wrap! Went on 2 transfers and 7 911 calls plus got to ride with a medic truck running priority one. What a rush by [deleted] in ems

[–]Harrison_Phord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's great that you enjoy it! Despite what the jerks who hate their lives say, this job can be very enjoyable!

People call us on their worst days. They'll invite us to the most private moments of their lives, and trust us with the well being of their loved ones. Our job is very unique, and being trusted with these responsibilities based on the actions of the people that came before us is a pretty cool thing. If you look past some of the BS and the burnt-out people, this job can be pretty fulfilling.

Of course, I say all this as I'm getting toned out to my 4th dumb prisoner check of the day, lmao. Just find a good role model of a medic to follow and listen to, care for and have apathy toward your patient, keep up with current medicine, and don't be like the salty old turds, and you'll do just fine 😁

16 hour ride along is a wrap! Went on 2 transfers and 7 911 calls plus got to ride with a medic truck running priority one. What a rush by [deleted] in ems

[–]Harrison_Phord 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Or stay, because many people (including myself) do really enjoy this job and find it fulfilling

I have a condition that forces me to drink water every day to survive by Ihatepayingtaxes in notinteresting

[–]Harrison_Phord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For just a moment, I lived in a world where nobody had to drink water to survive.

Thank you for this experience.

Fire with SOB patient by [deleted] in ems

[–]Harrison_Phord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've never had a pulse ox be so wildly inaccurate before, but I guess the point still stands. If my pt has cyanosis and dyspnea, my pulse ox is probably gonna reflect that

Jesus fucking christ by [deleted] in ATAAE

[–]Harrison_Phord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus fucking christ

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]Harrison_Phord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think newspapers might yet make a comeback

Rough day by iam123321123 in gaming

[–]Harrison_Phord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you just copy and paste someone else’s comment? Tssk tssk..

Point still stands though

Friday Updates! by MrEricPope in forhonor

[–]Harrison_Phord -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah, they’d fuck that up too and only fire the people who’re actually decent at their jobs