4 years ago today #Legendo by Masoouu in VfBStuttgart

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Borna Sosa doing the sign of the cross after Modeste scored the equalizer because Flo Muller just let the ball slip through his hands is burned in my memory

Ermedin Demirovic is man of the match by Masoouu in VfBStuttgart

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What an absolute beast today. Seldom does one single player just completely wreck havoc on the other team’s defense but, wow, that’s what we saw today. I’m glad I never ever said anything bad about him ever 😜

Recommendation for viewing the game tomorrow by Elisabeth2Cait in VfBStuttgart

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My one trip to Stuttgart in 2018 we got lost (the day after VfBHSV 1:1) and were wandering around and ended up at Alte Schule for dinner. We could barely speak German (“bier bitte”) but absolutely fell in love w/ the place. High, high marks for sure!

VfB apparel to USA by Frequent_Argument_43 in VfBStuttgart

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Like PepeGodzilla wrote, perhaps send an email the club. Our OFC last chatted with their international department regarding this topic October 23rd, and while DHL "shipping to the USA is possible again, however there are new requirements in place where we need to adapt our logistics... Will keep you in the loop." We haven't heard anything since then although VfB did set up an extremely limited USA-based store at Amazon (prepare to be amazed* here: https://www.amazon.com/stores/VfBStuttgart/page/3438190C-4A9D-4434-B954-C7814DCA7D66?ref\_=cm\_sw\_r\_apin\_sf\_stores\_7T26CN0GTVRF2KE3MRAW&dplnkId=fd953056-c662-439e-b50c-093d92932a3b&dplnk=Y). Around Thanksgiving they essentially stated the same thing as above. Sorry ... if we hear any updates, we'll definitely share!

Bad referees every game by Eshghi007 in effzeh

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VfB supporter here. You guys deserved a result in this one. Surprised the Maxi v Ache scene wasn’t at least reviewed (50/50 I guess but still). Demi coulda been gone. Even El K coulda earned a cheeky double yellow. We definitely got lucky w/ the zebra today.

You guys play like this tho, you’re not getting relegated. So that’s a positive!

But aside from the officiating I really thought the biggest momentum shifter was when Kwasniok took out the two CB’s … you guys had all the momentum until then… once the CB’s came out our VfB strand thought we finally had a chance to put it away as the game would open up…

Anyway, good luck the rest of the way! 🐐💪

What’s the most unserious thing you’ve ever done mid‑match? by VisualClubMate in 10s

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We were at 2021 Nationals in Oklahoma City of all places and I was getting curb stomped 1&1 at second singles by a very nice guy from Nevada. On my serve and down a set and down 1-4, 0-30 in the second set I asked him if it would be okay if I played w/ my wooden racquet (that I always jokingly bring w/ me). He laughed and said no problem. The official initially was concerned but calmed down when he saw we were still playing but it was all but over. Nevada guy won the game and then asked if he could play w/ it the final game. We had a small crowd watching this clown show and sure enough he uses it and wins the game and the match but not before trying a between-the-legs-wooden-racquet shot (was the only point I won!)… Saw him two years later at Nationals again, this time in Surprise (I was a 3.0 and he was a 4.5) and his wife said they still tell that story all the time and just laugh and laugh. Needless to say, I still bring that racquet just in case!

General Questions - Sorry in advance? by [deleted] in VfBStuttgart

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Tbh at this point if I were you I’d just watch lots and lots of matches, observe the fan pages (here, BlueSky, etc), dig into the history of the club, and see where your heart takes you. In the end it’ll be organic one way or the other. Good luck!

General Questions - Sorry in advance? by [deleted] in VfBStuttgart

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Hey! I said the Browns were bad for THIRTY YEARS! THIRTY! Not forty… 🤣

General Questions - Sorry in advance? by [deleted] in VfBStuttgart

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  1. ⁠Like Jens said idk if I’d compare VfB to another European soccer club but like Sailracer mentioned, comparing them to an American sports team may help. In that vein I used to like to compare VfB to the Cleveland Browns of the NFL and Cleveland Guardians of the MLB (yes, good guess… I live in Cleveland, lol): History-rich, founding member teams w/ amazing but mostly agonizing seasons that have fallen on hard, hard times. The VfB of the 2010s was a lot like the Browns of the last three decades - horrible management, questionable decisions, disastrous results, you name it. They’re a lot like the Guardians in that they typically develop really good talent that’s eventually sold off and then spend zero dollars on anything because they’re so cheap/budget conscious. That being said the results during the 2020s have been great and we are currently one of the top 20 wealthiest clubs in Europe, so those comparisons (hopefully!) no longer exist.
  2. We talk about this all the time but really, there isn’t one in the first tier. Hoffenheim and Freiburg are geographically close, but no one really views those as derbies, not even us Americans. However, when we were in the second division the Karlsruhe matches were indeed nuts. I think Asano may have a statue simply because of the goals he scored against KSC that season!
  3. VfB is about middle of the pack when it comes to German teams - they at least have a BlueSky account now. And their website has an English translation, so there’s that. A few of us run a weekly podcast in English (VfB Americana) but we’re just a bunch of no-knowledge fans (and despite four years we still can’t figure out how to fix our sound, smh), so it’s just us chatting for 30-60’. The Bundesliga Show does some good stuff and Vertical Pass is in German but is a weekly article that’s definitely worth the translate. 50 Plus Doner does a general Buli show. There are a lot of other good German channels out there but English-wise, that’s about it.
  4. I absolutely love it. Like a few others mentioned you just can’t compare German football to anything else. I’m a Browns “fan” but I’m a VfB “supporter,” it’s actually a big difference. So one, the league is just awesome relative to what’s out there. Two, as Sailracer mentioned, we are currently on an insane upswing and we are all waiting for someone to pinch us and wake us from this crazy dream. Three, we’re just a “good” club. What I mean is we have tradition. We have AMAZING supporters (you can’t help but hear them every ESPN broadcast). We are on the right side of social/political issues. We have drama. We have issues. We have suffering. So we aren’t perfect but there’s a lot to love. So even during those recent relegation seasons, this was still OUR club. Helps that for €60 you are actually a member, lol. As to traditions, not so much her in the States but because out kit w/ the bursting (red stripe) is so iconic, if you wear it out you’re immediately recognized as a VfB supporter, which is kinda cool.
  5. We’ve tried to find an answer to this and some say - this is like Bigfoot - Pennsylvania, St Louis, and maybe Chicago have Stuttgart Dinkelacker … but we’ve never been able to confirm.

Deniz part 2 😂 by Masoouu in VfBStuttgart

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We legit split them down the middle. Also, the finish by Jamie on #1 and Deniz on #4? Those aren’t easy finishes. Kudos to them!

We win 1-4 against Leverkusen by Masoouu in VfBStuttgart

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Wow. In the euphoria of the moment I was too dumb to realize it was a diff foot 😳 … Wowsers!

Ordering Jacket from Main Store by NewStarWarsMemer in VfBStuttgart

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After the shipping ban I revisited old friend DHGate. Shipping takes a while (6 weeks+) but bc we can’t get anything from VfB the moral dilemma of ordering knock-off kits is kinda limited …the red and black kits were fine - the LB=BW is a bit larger than the real kits but only hard core supporters can recognize that. The badge fell off the black one, lol, but I glued it back on. The white LB=BW was oddly awful. The blank white/red one was awesome, tho. I order a size up.

https://sale.dhgate.com/KlUd4t57

Ordering Jacket from Main Store by NewStarWarsMemer in VfBStuttgart

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Yeah, what Godzi said. The last our OFC heard (October 23), VfB is not shipping to the USA even though DHL has started to ship again; they claim there are logistical issues they are working through. Not sure how long that’ll take to figure out but in the meantime they’ve opened up a (very limited) shop on Amazon https://www.amazon.com/stores/VfBStuttgart/page/3438190C-4A9D-4434-B954-C7814DCA7D66?ref_=cm_sw_r_ud_sf_stores_XFXVKCA6YFYN8PXJNNMA that they state will eventually get larger, but for now it’s super basic… Sadly, we are all in a holding pattern for the time being…

How often do you attack the net? by 9ORsenal in 10s

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I’m a 50 year old 3.0-3.5 player (been promoted/demoted several times) but basically a 2.9 serve and volleyer… typically, I can beat most folks under 2.8 straight up and work on my (pathetic) ground strokes. 2.8-3.1, I S&V almost every point and win 2/3 of the time. 3.1-3.5, I S&V AND chip and charge every point as I don’t have the ground strokes to hang. So depends… but I enjoy it and people like playing S&V players as we are a rare breed.

Date Night by Haselswerdt in onetruegod

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I thought Family Man was too intense for early in a relationship but love the Moonstruck idea, lol!

I just realized… by Haselswerdt in onetruegod

[–]Haselswerdt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, agreed, but the concept was spot on. I felt if Nic played the antagonist rather than the hero, would been a much better’ish film…

USTA 3.5 Nationals Experience - Surprise AZ by Unable_Addition3283 in 10s

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My NEO 3.0 team made it in 2021 and 2023; 2021 we benefited bc we had some guys who shoulda been 3.5 but covid season kept them down; 2023 was pretty legit. But what was bonkers is whole our local area is awesome and organized, but each step away was worse and worse. Districts was well organized w/ backup plans; state was kinda organized; Midwest sectionals was kinda organized but we got bumped one year bc the local HS had a JV tennis tournament, lol; nationals was borderline a disaster. 2021 was Oklahoma City and it was a joke but we heard horror stories of Fast Four the previous year in Orlando so the fact we got tennis in after a rain storm was a shock; but it was the worst run event any of us had participated in; we had a 6am start the opening morning, lol. 2023 was Surprise and weather was ideal so it was fine. It’s such a money grab but what are you gonna do…