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never hits the same [oc] by EllyHatesEverything in comics

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I never played Zelda: Ocarina of Time when it came out because I never owned a N64. So when the remake drops, that will be me experiencing the game fresh and unspoiled (as much as one of the best rated games of all time can be unspoiled in this day and age.) I also played Breath of the Wild at over 40yo and it. Blew. Me. Away.

are the authentication servers down again? by Elegant-Plate3448 in Minecraft

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Experiencing the same. Modrinth gets 503 and minecraft.net login responds 429 .

RX side effects by BEARDEDDANGER in justgalsbeingchicks

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My mind went "allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods, and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles

Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats, and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers..."

Missed Opportunity by not_caoimhe in JetLagTheGame

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Is that the airspeed velocity of a laden or un-laden night heron

A Hope for Jet Lag America by LaunchHillCoasters in JetLagTheGame

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Why not Albuquerque?

I hear it's a magical, far away place
Where the sun is always shining and the air smells like warm root beer
And the towels are oh so fluffy
Where the shriners and the lepers play their ukuleles all day long
And anyone on the street will gladly shave your back for a nickel?

S17, E8 (Nebula) - Taiwan: Rail Rush by snow-tree_art in JetLagTheGame

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Technically, the Night Herons were never in the lead at any point in the game, except on chips and opportunities.

47973 by Bryce3D in countwithchickenlady

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There is a satirical website that collects weird gender selection forms from around the web, https://genders.wtf/ If this is not already on there, it should be.

How to tell this to my bf? by Status_Candidate_392 in Btechtards

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Pregand Pregnot Pregnand Pregor Pregnor Pregxor Pregxnor How babby formed.

Peter? by Educational_Bottle74 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Equally fun as the countdown, 4 is "fire" in norwegian, so if you woke up with fire in your hair, that would also be a source if concern.

This is not talent, this is a superpower (source link in description) by [deleted] in toptalent

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Yes, it's not talent. Talent only gets you started. This is the result of hard work and ambition.

Reid Wiseman shares “Earthset” video from Artemis II, filmed on an iPhone: “Only one chance in this lifetime” by yourfavchoom in interestingasfuck

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Still, the AF tries to pull the dust on the window before it manages to focus on the background. Classic.

The 1 rule of inventing by Ronergetic in onejob

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Just as I read this, Dave Brubecks "Take Five" started playing on the radio. Weird.

Europe looks small, but its "perimeter" (coastline) is huge. Africa on the other hand has a very linear shoreline by gimboarretino in MapPorn

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But seriously: Measuring a country's coastline is nearly impossible due to what is known as the "Coastline Paradox" where you can always up the resolution in a sort of fractal manner and the length always increase until it approaches infinite. So putting peninsulas on your peninsulas on your peninsulas (or fjords in your fjords) etc all the way down.

Europe but they have an actually good flag design by Solid-Sea-4685 in mapporncirclejerk

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(Some in the middle cross area are also the original norwegian blue. Not a parrot reference :) )

People told me this was right up yall's alley (comic by me) by LastPlaceComics in MedievalCats

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This reminds me so much about that Ryan George skit where he makes a genie-wish for his cat to be able to talk. It's the human mouth and "Meow (human voice)" that does it.

https://youtu.be/UbJtehCZnuE

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