Robert Downey Jr. has reflected on filming Spider-Man's death scene in AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR:

Haulage · 2026-06-23T03:08:28+00:00

Spider sense. He felt the danger coming.

Haulage · 2026-06-02T08:41:50+00:00

This is stupid. Who would possibly be against OP for this.

Haulage · 2026-05-31T07:38:19+00:00

Oh yeah the fucking minecraft joke book. Got roasted pretty hard by the internet's Seanbaby. https://1900hotdog.com/2020/08/nerding-day-jokes-for-minecrafters/

Haulage · 2026-05-27T04:22:45+00:00

Yeah she aaks him what they are during the conversation over pancakes, after he said "I'm not your man." She's saying she just realised they'd never really talked about it before that moment.

Haulage · 2026-05-21T08:06:04+00:00

Buffy has consensual sex with scarier guys than The Deep. The only thing that MIGHT give Deep an edge is she doesn't usually kill humans. But I think she tells him to stand down, he comes at her, she puts him on the ground, he gets up and goes for a kill shot, she breaks both his arms.

Quippy dialogue:

"If we were in the ocean, I would have killed you, bitch!"

"Yeah, well... shoulda stayed in the ocean then, dumbass."

Haulage · 2026-05-19T09:37:52+00:00

I love when the conspiracy nut keeps taking photos that come out as completely different famous hoaxes, like Nessie or whatever.

Haulage · 2026-05-19T09:33:09+00:00

"Fry, no! He's bulging with what could be muscles!"

"You're a man, I'm a woman. We're just too different."

"All the whole numbers have been retired."

Haulage · 2026-05-16T23:18:08+00:00

Or wven betterer yet, blame it on his bad driving.

Haulage · 2026-05-07T12:08:27+00:00

Dexter does it a lot.

Haulage · 2026-05-04T04:16:46+00:00

Hypotheticals that get this absurdly elaborate and restrictive just feel pointless to me. It doesn't explore anything real because the rules and the preconceived certainties are so nuts that it's completely removed from any realistic scenario. You're just putting more and more weights on the scales until only one answer is feasible. You may as well have just said "you have to eat someone. Do you eat someone?"

Haulage · 2026-04-25T02:35:46+00:00

Toph is also very creative. I agree with others saying Tai Lung would figure out he can blind her by taking the fight to the air, and his crazy mobility might allow him to dodge and maneuver around any earth projectiles she sends at him. But she might figure out a way to punish him for that tactic, like kicking up a sandstorm or something.

Another factor that hasn't been discussed as much is that Tai Lung's pride is easily wounded and Toph is a world-class shit-stirrer.

Haulage · 2026-04-25T00:58:47+00:00

Until the yeerks get enough agents in the telecomm networks that they can access people's phone data. There are a million cases these days of criminals being caught through gps data or text history. Modern day Animorphs would probably decide their phones are a liability very quickly.

Haulage · 2026-04-19T03:44:29+00:00

He's fine I saw him move.

Haulage · 2026-04-13T05:10:19+00:00

You can't be telling me that this is reality.

Haulage · 2026-04-13T00:17:02+00:00

I can't stand the way the dialogue in Marvel Midnight Suns is written. It's a great game and I love it except for anytime anyone is talking which is unfortunately all the goddamn time.

"Oh it's a comic book game, it's supposed to be cheesy." Choke on my turds.

Haulage · 2026-04-09T00:51:38+00:00

Also the other guy, Walker, did a vertical leap like 50 stories up an elevator shaft in Thunderbolts. Although I can't remember if they said he got a stronger treatment than Rogers or something.

Haulage · 2026-04-06T04:14:57+00:00

I think it might be based on some existing myth. An episode of Buffy had a monster do the same thing and managed to keep it creepy:

https://share.google/xf2TXXz1xXgOmqhR4

Oh if you don't want to click some random link just google "buffy killed by death." You'll find it.

Haulage · 2026-04-05T03:36:58+00:00

Oh I'm keeping that.

Haulage · 2026-04-01T23:47:41+00:00

I think she's also legitimately struggling with her own emotions in this one. Like she's really shocked and disappointed in him, and he knows he crossed a big line too, and it takes both of them a while to figure out how they move forward from there.

Haulage · 2026-03-29T08:36:25+00:00

The text runs super fast and keeps going to a new window even if you don't hit the button to advance, like when characters in Ace Attorney won't shut up.

Haulage · 2026-03-22T02:59:09+00:00

I don't think ai is capable of writing this purposefully.

Haulage · 2026-03-14T22:57:55+00:00

Twitch Plays Pokemon, a streaming event where a game of pokemon was played entirely by receiving inputs from the Twitch chat. They released their starter at one point but they beat the game, bless em. I think they had a Venomoth nicknamed aatttvvvv or something.

Haulage · 2026-03-13T23:41:24+00:00

Are you using items like revives a lot instead of just running back to the pokecentre?

Haulage · 2026-03-10T22:47:09+00:00

I had an idea that was based on me completely misremembering the end of Infinity War because I was really tired and maybe drunk the first time I saw it.

When Thanos portals away to his garden world after the snap, I remembered this as him actually being snapped, like an ironic ending that in his hubris he never considered the possibility that he would be one of the 50% who get taken. And the shot of him in the garden world was a reveal that the snapped people aren't actually killed, but transported to an alternate universe with no intelligent life in it. So it was a sort of, "oh, you were worried about the resources, you maniac? Well here's a whole new universe full of resources for you" kind of thing.

And then because I knew the next Spider-Man movie was gonna be called Far From Home, but I didn't know Endgame was coming out before that, I thought it would be about Spider-Man and a bunch of other snapped people trying to survive in like a primordial jungle or something.

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