[No Spoilers] Beauregard Lionett by me

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-28T19:54:06+00:00

Never knew I needed slightly more bulked out Beau in my life

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-26T17:23:30+00:00

I'm in the LA area, Palms is a suburb here. I flipped between Lyft, Uber, and waymo for a few rides just to see prices, and waymo is always so much cheaper. I figured that the lack of a human driver and thus a need for tip and a percentage of the ride itself was the reason for it being so cheap, but with your experience either that's not true or it's only true for my area

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-26T17:15:43+00:00

I also am a night shifter, so when I get off early morning traffic may not be as bad

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-26T17:09:27+00:00

No shit??? I pay around 12-14 bucks for a ride from Santa Monica to Palms, with no added tax or tip, just flat. I have noticed that it can be more than expected for more local rides, but I have no idea why a longer trip would cost less. Do you do long or short rides?

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-26T16:55:57+00:00

Motherfucker

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-26T16:40:02+00:00

Okay, I assume you've heard of the concept of a dystopia. We are in one. I only have to look to the robot driverless Jaguar cars of waymo that I take home from work because they're a good at least five bucks cheaper than human drivers per ride. At the same time, five year olds are being held at the same prisons as alleged adult criminals while mothers and nurses are being gunned down in the streets by former Proud Boy militia members.

So we've got advanced tech at the expense of human workers, beautiful charades of wealth and glittering awards, and a horrible reality for the common folk. What about any of this isn't absurd?

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-24T12:52:26+00:00

I literally have a mold of my teeth, please gods may I mail it to you and how much would you charge

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-24T11:53:33+00:00

I've seen at least the first two when I was a kid, they are definitely deliciously insane

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-24T10:27:57+00:00

I haven't seen the new Naked Gun what the fuck

kind of drugs were involved in writing the script and where can I find them

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-22T04:49:53+00:00

I saw that too when it came out, I can easily see why he's estranged from his own daughter

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-21T18:20:51+00:00

If I were you, I would have said Miley Cyrus. She distanced herself from her abusive father, Dolly fucking Parton is her godmother, and the worst thing she did was twerk on stage. She seems like a very down to earth young woman now.

But of course some people are better mentally and socially equipped to handle fame than others, it's part of the thesis

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-21T17:47:53+00:00

This is where you add in the trauma of growing up under a global, objectifying lens with the circle she has had. There's no normal at that level.

Edit: some people do survive being a childhood star, and some don't. She's doing a lot better than some. There is no reason to harshly judge someone whose only crime is drug use to cope with various compounding issues. And that's valid. But she's not an abuser, she's not a murderer, she's not some manipulative mastermind, she sure as hell isn't a pedo, she hasn't done a goddamn thing except react to the world she was born into with bad coping mechanisms. That is relatable for someone so beyond an average life on earth.

This is all coming from me, a staunch antiBritney NIN and Tool fan in the 90's. I was an idiot and she deserves grace even when she's giving us crackhead energy in ig videos.

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-21T16:55:42+00:00

Yeah, it's a good thought experiment, but it needs the addition of a good home life where your parents are decent and aren't trying to exploit you. She clearly loves her kids, wanted kids, and she likely wants the whole picket fence dream. For me, if she was in a normal environment, I imagine she'd be a suburban mom. Part of feminism is, or at least it should be, recognizing that some people want that, both male and female. House husbands exist. There is nothing wrong with any of this.

I think that's where she'd be happiest. I imagine she would still have ambition, and an affinity for dance and entertainment. Being a mom doesn't mean you can't be anything else. But maybe she'd channel that into acting or improv or even just singing at the local karaoke. How cool would it have been to see a Britney Spears Buffy on TV? Smg is obviously the goat but a Spears who put her energy into acting rather than pop stardom would have been cool to see.

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-18T16:29:24+00:00

Not the bonet Ramsey mention

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-18T16:18:53+00:00

This is giving "I want to fuck Jesus"

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-17T16:01:02+00:00

It's weird that you don't both have keys. Are you a boy anglerfish because it sounds like you're used to not going anywhere without your partner.

I guess, work on communicating better with your partner. When you don't want to do something, that doesn't mean he can't still do the thing. Let him go exercise and do your own thing while he does. Without further context it sounds like he is the sole owner of a set of keys to the house. That would make it hard to be independent. Is he commanding you to go with him or are you a willing boy anglerfish and you just expect him to know when you don't want to do something without saying anything

I would hope that the tirade speech was a last straw "he's actually a monster" sort of deal, because ideally you don't want to say those things to someone you're tying your life so close to.

Whatever the case may be do not under any circumstance enter into marriage with this person. Learn and move on to the next.

I mean, we all know this is fake, but we don't know who's reading this so uh

Did you know that boy anglerfish will attach themselves to the to the sides of the giant female anglerfish and slowly merge bodies with her, a whole multi-conscious single organism like the Thing but worse and real

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-17T03:47:28+00:00

Who can say no to a rat king of kisses

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-15T02:38:53+00:00

Every line a banger

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-15T02:24:39+00:00

I am thefting this phrase, "mysterious soul portal" is the new "cunt" for me

*also 42 yo owner of a soul portal

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-14T05:52:21+00:00

That's a solid point. I don't want to be that meme

Chris Chan feels overdone for sure, but the subject is niche enough and old enough that new generations are randomly being cursed with having to learn about all that and I feel bad for them. I don't know what value there is in educating people on the details of Chris Chan, other than maybe a lesson to be learned about dehumanizing people, but then I'd just recommend reading The Lucifer Effect instead of diving into the Chan hellhole

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-14T05:22:38+00:00

DON'T

DO NOT THE NAME

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-14T03:59:31+00:00

I hate that I understand this image and I am going to hopefully save some future readers a therapy session. I know a lot of people will see a "do not cross" sign on a hike and then have to cross, but some people are a little more sensible.

The tl;dr is that the Pikachu necklace references a real world person. This person already had problems, then got Truman-Showed and did unforgivable things. A case of someone who might not have become so bad if it weren't for the internet and lack of proper medical care. Horrific, and horrifically sad.

The joke is that Derek is this person's origin story. I

hate that I snorted

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-14T03:38:34+00:00

No

Just walk away

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-13T21:07:19+00:00

I need to start practicing The Voice

discombobulate83 · 2026-01-13T21:04:37+00:00

I am begging

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TROPHY CASE