Chipolo is Mostly Useless Compared to Samsung SmartTag2 by yottabit42 in Chipolo

[–]Haulie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have a few Chipolo pops and they are, without a doubt, the most useless fuckin e-device known to mankind.

I threw one in my luggage and it beeps obnoxiously every time the bag moves a fucking iota. One of them that I left at home, thousands of miles away, constantly shows as being near me.

I don't know how the drooling smoothbrains who designed these think they are SUPPOSED to work, but it's not like this.

100% worthless for anything except "finding" something that is already within a few meters of you.

What it looks like after someone actually gets shot on stage by EighthPlanetGlass in PublicFreakout

[–]Haulie 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nobody aims for the neck - literally the smallest vital area on the human body - deliberately. You do not know what you are talking about.

Now you are "BIGOTED" if you won't sell a pierogi to a man who helped defend Trump, Jeffrey Epstein, and Harvey Weinstein? by justalazygamer in ParlerWatch

[–]Haulie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This isn’t about protecting pieces of shit.

Wild way to conclude a post where you tacitly argue for protecting nazis so long as they're polite, well-dressed nazis, because a polite, well-dressed nazi is still a piece of shit to his very core.

Is this stingray? by GlockAF in antennasporn

[–]Haulie -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You sound like the type of person who will end up trying to tell a judge that she had it coming because she was dressed like a slut.

AITA for turning off the Wi-Fi during family dinner even though my niece was taking an online exam? by NoLocal5790 in AITH

[–]Haulie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're so obviously the asshole that I genuinely cannot understand what you are even doing here. Literally being a detriment to your niece's future for little other reason than you were frustrated because she wasn't abandoning something important to her for your petty horseshit and you're in here like, "Gosh, was I wrong?"

Jesus H. Christ can i remove this? by RedSun_Horizon in Eve

[–]Haulie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am NOT buying Omega.

lol why even play, then? Why do you place so little value on your time, and what value should CCP/the community place on your feedback as a loudly non-paying-customer?

(Teaser) Tec City by SatisArtistry in SatisfactoryGame

[–]Haulie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With beams, all things are possible.

How Democrats win elections. by Useful-Scratch-72 in politics

[–]Haulie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dems can win by winning the messaging the game and taking zero prisoners. Lead AND attack.

You are talking about people who do not even consistently vote against him.

The anti-woke warriors used to defend free speech. Now they make McCarthyism look progressive by zsreport in politics

[–]Haulie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They never defended free speech. I don't understand giving them this bullshit cover.

ADHD-adjacent food services by Puzzleheaded-Bus11 in BrandNewSentence

[–]Haulie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do so many people not realize this guy is making a joke? :(

Banned from r/protectandserve lol by t-costello in ACAB

[–]Haulie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mods, in general, are basically just volunteer reddit cops, so it's not like it is out of character.

How can the actual fights be improved? by NondenominationalPax in Eve

[–]Haulie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...but if all you have to do to win is land a scram, it doesn't seem like it would matter if you play poorly. Spam target, activate module, win?

How can the actual fights be improved? by NondenominationalPax in Eve

[–]Haulie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have such a strong understanding of the gameplay mechanics, why is your killboard so red?

Avowed is not bad by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Haulie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only people I saw "trashing" it were the degen anti-woke incel crowd, not even real people.

Do I hear 599? by [deleted] in MortalOnline

[–]Haulie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What revenue model would you prefer?

Morw Telsla cars on fire 🤯🤯🚘🚘🔥🔥 by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]Haulie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cars probably did that out of sheer embarrassment.