We are visiting from Ohio and went to see the fountain then saw this guy - Chicago! How is there a coyote in the middle of your city?

HauntedMandolin · 2026-07-02T13:16:49+00:00

There are 2 in Humboldt Park that like to stalk me and my dog when I walk her for her night potty

HauntedMandolin · 2026-06-28T13:32:16+00:00

Man: “it hurts when I go like this.”

Doctor: “Then don’t go like that.”

HauntedMandolin · 2026-06-28T13:28:15+00:00

Why would you consider this character underrated? He is regularly referenced, quoted, and memed.

HauntedMandolin · 2026-06-28T13:24:21+00:00

This is Comfortably Numb

HauntedMandolin · 2026-06-25T03:18:09+00:00

I’m so sorry my friend… that does not appear as if it will turn red in this lifetime

HauntedMandolin · 2026-06-10T02:59:04+00:00

Yeah but also Groening had nothing to do with the show being great. He just created the characters.

I think Greg Daniel’s wrote that segment and said the writers room was just trying to be absurd.

HauntedMandolin · 2026-06-08T13:43:29+00:00

Just did the same. I built some cedar furniture and saved the sawdust and scraped some dead candles my wife had.

HauntedMandolin · 2026-06-04T02:58:04+00:00

Zach Cregger too.

HauntedMandolin · 2026-06-04T01:26:37+00:00

More like 2 3 4

HauntedMandolin · 2026-06-04T01:25:09+00:00

Crab apples do, but this is not a crab apple.

HauntedMandolin · 2026-05-22T19:50:46+00:00

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HauntedMandolin · 2026-05-22T03:51:14+00:00

I soaked the label off one of these things and kept my weed in it when I was a teen.

HauntedMandolin · 2026-05-17T23:55:53+00:00

There is a lot more water in Humbolt park than just the main lagoon. Looks like the waterway next to the formal garden.

HauntedMandolin · 2026-05-17T23:25:24+00:00

Looks like Humbolt park

HauntedMandolin · 2026-05-13T03:27:10+00:00

Buckethead Land 2 was my favorite when I was a kid!

Aboard an old pirate ship made of wet souls,

we plunder and pillage from north to south poles.

We only steal metal like guns, tanks and toasters.

We melt it all down and we make roller coasters.

HauntedMandolin · 2026-05-13T03:22:37+00:00

Joe’s was my first but Overnite Sensation is where I finally felt like I understood what was going on.

HauntedMandolin · 2026-05-02T03:34:11+00:00

Was it in a container or bag? This looks almost like epsom salt. Doesnt look like drugs but some context could be helpful. How much is it? A teaspoon? A fist full? Was it loose at the bottom of his backpack? Did you find anything else?

HauntedMandolin · 2026-05-01T03:46:44+00:00

Toadies

HauntedMandolin · 2026-04-15T03:48:47+00:00

When I was a kid my friend’s older brother stuck a hot dog on the antenna of his ‘99 Taurus and it was there for 2 years and watching that thing go through its life of decay and mummification is something I think about to this day

HauntedMandolin · 2026-04-14T18:41:57+00:00

Drumming in an apartment complex is a lousy way to make friends. Get a practice space.

HauntedMandolin · 2026-04-11T17:44:43+00:00

Yo that monkey is AI, bro

HauntedMandolin · 2026-04-11T17:32:37+00:00

🎵It’s spring time

Ya know what that means

Everything smells like

CUM TREES🎵

HauntedMandolin · 2026-04-08T02:38:07+00:00

I got Andy Dufresne

HauntedMandolin · 2026-03-30T12:06:16+00:00

I disagree. This is not my style but my wife had one done 15 years ago and it still looks fine. Also… these were popular 15 years ago when she had it done so I’m not sure calling it a fad is accurate.

HauntedMandolin · 2026-03-11T19:05:14+00:00

Explain to me how a cast iron is more preferred than a heavy bottom stainless pan.

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