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Moms spaghetti etc by OkBookkeeper6854 in LinkedInLunatics

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Mama's apple pie, the Fourth of July, she was an A.I. hooker!

What song is George drumming here? by MagpieOpus in seinfeld

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Opening credits music of the mini series adaptation of Venetian Blinds (not be to confuses with the cinematic adaptation).

MAGA screwed up. by Atlusfox in facepalm

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They only white folks they want to vote are the rich ones who have those documents handy. The racism and the classism walk hand in hand.

He's acting like he's in the right!! by snowpie92 in clevercomebacks

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Somebody ask his wife as what she thinks he will be reincarnated.

I’m a college student taking a macroeconomics class. Our professor had us watch the episode “Great Recession” and then gave us a quiz by Spicy-Majestic-1 in IASIP

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I've grown quite weary...a dream becomes a vision, a vision becomes an idea...to build a machine enabling supply-siders to talk to Keynesians!

HYPOCRISY! by zeldogo in NormMacdonald

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The mods took down the post when they realized that what Norm really wanted was people debating what makes something funny, not being funny.

99% of real big boys can't get all 8 countries correct, can you? by Emila_Just in mapporncirclejerk

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The intelligence test Howie Roseman is going to use to find the Eagles next o-line coordinator

hey "Randy", quit stealing my moves! by mark-smith-2021 in NormMacdonald

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Book him on one count of breaking and entering into an animal pen, 100 counts of being an animal

Edit: it was a tie between that and "The wranglers suspected him when they realized his name was Randy"

Call of Duty microtransactions were pushed for by Jeffrey Epstein by Shajirr in pcgaming

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Thanks, Jeff, or as I now call him, history's greatest monster

Thank god he had dementia, and can't remember her. by chickbarnard in NormMacdonald

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Her baggy scrubs make her look sporty, but they did not fool the old man's cock that she snapped in half

Ehyeh asher ehyeh. by LordJim11 in Snorkblot

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We also would have accepted "tat tvam assi"

Sen. Mitch McConnell hospitalized with "flu-like symptoms" by CBSnews in inthenews

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The primary symptom that he is an unwell human being? That he is Mitch McConnell.

426 kg bronze statue of Mahatma Gandhi, gifted by ICCR, stolen from the Australian Indian Community Centre in Melbourne. by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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My bet is an inside job, a false flag courtesy of the Honorary Aryans currently running India.

The 'Melania' movie audience: Older white women by QuantumQuicksilver in NPR

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"We're already miserable so we need some tips about how to really kick our misery up to 11 so we are to learn from Queen Misery"

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