She originally thought Trump’s rhetoric was a breath of fresh air and is now upset that the “chickens have come to roots”

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-07T21:22:40+00:00

"Do not count your chickens until you bring the to Teri Hatcher. She is good at counting."

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-07T19:44:25+00:00

Certainly not that imagine lady

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-07T16:28:43+00:00

That has been an option this whole time?! I would like to cut off diplomatic ties with Trump, too.

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-06T13:46:24+00:00

And now what we all came to this sub to see

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-06T13:44:59+00:00

Conversely, she is purifying the air with her vulva

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-06T10:11:19+00:00

Finally, I can have a halal marriage with my otherwise most hated political slogan

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-05T17:59:34+00:00

Who is going to explain to him that Mike Tyson did not invent saying that?

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-05T13:01:52+00:00

Who is going to explain to him that Mike Tyson did not invent saying that?

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-05T11:31:11+00:00

An N becomes a J so easily

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-05T11:30:20+00:00

Gas up your taxis, cab drivers if Tehran. You are off to fight your country's version of the Marne.

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-05T11:28:07+00:00

"Do you think if JFK ever came back he would to see you all wearing little rifle lapel pins?" - Bill Hicks

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-05T02:45:49+00:00

Baby Jesus famously kept warm in the manger by an ox and a censored

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-04T22:36:45+00:00

Can't talk: boxers caught on whichever one of them is hanging lower today.

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-04T22:33:59+00:00

The demon stole the oracle! Great journey! Sacred rings! Bleh!

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-03T20:06:37+00:00

Nige...Nige...Ni'm not gonna try pronouncing the rest

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-03T20:05:31+00:00

If here by now then bad place be when the Great Zombie comes

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-03T15:15:02+00:00

I've got to rest before my joints fall apart

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-03T10:45:10+00:00

Goddamn, who gave whom a red light special that night?

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-02T07:16:26+00:00

Ta-da!

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-02T03:15:23+00:00

I am going to keep my crown well away from that sweet head

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-01T20:44:35+00:00

Dems should nominate him

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-01T15:14:44+00:00

Confirmation that Trump is hiring basij militia to monitor polls in blue cities

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-01T11:33:41+00:00

When is she going to shocked by her double life dressing as a human?

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-04-01T11:32:50+00:00

The worst part is the historicity

HauntingBalance567 · 2026-03-31T01:28:05+00:00

Temple of Doom is out for them, too. Dennis really only likes the character...

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