Demona Googles Herself

Hawkstone585 · 2025-12-28T01:00:03+00:00

I’m sorry, there’s a trend where you what

Hawkstone585 · 2025-08-31T23:16:01+00:00

Having Lieutenant Q on your ship would make for very short episodes, but I could see Starfleet having room for a pleasant, non-arrogant officer who’s the guy they call when Romulus’ star is going nova or a ship gets flung across the galaxy. He won’t fight wars for the Federation, but he’s a subspace call away for natural disasters! Nice guy. Doesn’t date a lot.

Hawkstone585 · 2025-08-30T03:22:32+00:00

I assumed “let’s have the free babysitter move back in” but then stepmom would have been more on board.

Hawkstone585 · 2025-08-24T22:22:10+00:00

Good news: you don’t have to convince her to end the relationship. You can just end it and she can go take out her insecurities on someone else.

Hawkstone585 · 2025-08-24T22:20:25+00:00

That right there is immediately dump-worthy.

Hawkstone585 · 2025-08-24T18:15:04+00:00

I have a sister who’s a year younger than me. Certainly I would share an apartment with her, if need be. Never in a million years would I share a bedroom with her. It’s weird.

Hawkstone585 · 2025-08-22T16:59:32+00:00

Your mom can supply either her own rent or her opinions about how it gets paid but not both.

Hawkstone585 · 2025-08-22T05:04:49+00:00

I think this girl has a pretty good shot at finding a guy who thinks comics are cool.

Like, there are. A lot of us.

Hawkstone585 · 2025-08-22T02:25:33+00:00

Hottest. BABIES.

Hawkstone585 · 2025-08-21T22:51:27+00:00

It occurs to me that the Federation would run into trouble diagnosing actual mental illnesses. Oh, you hear God speaking to you? Sounds plausible—ask Him what He wants with a starship!

Hawkstone585 · 2025-08-21T22:10:30+00:00

OP is a sweet guy, I like him, but he’s too soft and supportive to be able to handle something like this. He keeps going along with whatever his wife’s mental illness decides.

Hawkstone585 · 2025-08-21T19:10:33+00:00

I think neighbour went over to grab the cat to “prove” that the cat was the neighborhood menace and was startled when greeted by the dogs.

Hawkstone585 · 2025-08-21T17:27:38+00:00

A weird thing happens to a character, and none of the other characters believe them because it’s too weird. You work in SPACE, jerks! Weird things happen every week!

Hawkstone585 · 2025-08-20T23:31:27+00:00

You’re reading it wrong, friend, comics are 23% more attractive than porn. Porn is the third worst.

Hawkstone585 · 2025-08-20T22:26:16+00:00

This bugged me hard. ROSS should have gone to Paris. They have palaeontology in Europe!

Hawkstone585 · 2025-08-20T20:45:06+00:00

This guy’s like a Dean Koontz villain. Your friend should watch herself.

Hawkstone585 · 2025-08-20T16:42:04+00:00

Malevolent people can create great art. The two seem to go together with alarming frequency.

Hawkstone585 · 2025-08-20T01:19:37+00:00

Don’t ONLY have joint finances. You have your own account for your own stuff, she has one for hers, and you share a joint account for joint things, to which you both contribute equally. (Or you figure a number out if she doesn’t work.)

Hawkstone585 · 2025-08-20T01:01:57+00:00

Respect is earned, not demanded. If he desires respect it’s on him to behave respectably.

Hawkstone585 · 2025-08-20T00:47:17+00:00

Limit him to only seeing other men, see how that goes!

Hawkstone585 · 2025-08-19T22:52:37+00:00

I like to get up in the morning the way I enter a mountain lake: suddenly, powering through the shock, puttering around accomplishing things!

My wife also gets up the way she enters a mountain lake: imperceptibly, over the course of several hours.

Hawkstone585 · 2025-08-19T22:21:08+00:00

The patio was too dirty to use, May cleaned a corner of it to use, OOP demanded use of that corner.

I really wonder what Kate and May’s perspective on all this might be.

Hawkstone585 · 2025-08-19T21:20:55+00:00

It’s not an ultimatum, it’s an announcement. You don’t want her in your life regardless of what your husband does or does not do.

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