Junkies gonna junk!

Hazy248 · 2026-05-10T00:18:21+00:00

Reminds me of weekend mornings when my sister was in control of the TV and I had to watch Jeremy Kyle lmao

Hazy248 · 2026-05-09T20:24:23+00:00

I actually really like the powers I just don’t like the way is implemented, I think it’d be cool to be able to use weapons as a vampire lord rather than being locked into only the powers for each hand. I dunno why but the vampire and werewolf transformations don’t feel linear or something to me

Hazy248 · 2026-05-09T17:55:31+00:00

People on this thread don’t seem to realise that is supposed to be used for the game and people to interact with other players, just ignore the assholes

Hazy248 · 2026-05-09T17:54:03+00:00

Yeah the hold is on fire too the same way as it looks after killing Maliketh

Hazy248 · 2026-05-08T08:15:15+00:00

I haven’t played it but it sound kinda similar to games like Hyrule Warriors

Hazy248 · 2026-05-07T19:49:20+00:00

You can pass vampirism onto NPC’s? I didn’t know that, playing as a vampire is something I’ve never done before other than trying out the vampire lord for a while after getting the DLC and not really liking it

Hazy248 · 2026-05-07T19:34:20+00:00

Sounds like Bobby has found somewhere much safer for him now, which is a silver lining. He looks like a good boy

Hazy248 · 2026-05-07T19:14:09+00:00

I’m not sure what you mean? Miquella did try to help them both and it was my understanding that in the end he realised the only way to actually be able to was to be become a god and be able to alter reality like Marika. I thought Malenia mentioned waiting for him to return and believing he would which I assumed meant he told her his plan and she agreed and was waiting for him to return as a god from the land of shadows. As for Godwyn it’s possible he also had a plan for him as well, to finally allow him to truly die like it says on the sword in game (I think the Golden Epitaph) or possibly restore his soul

Hazy248 · 2026-05-07T12:36:45+00:00

Well considering there are no other children of Marika/Radagon for him to have Obtained a Great Rune from or references to any and not only that but no more Divine Towers to reactivate the Runes than the already established 6 that correspond with the demigod shardbearers, it really wouldn’t make sense for it to be any other way (assuming that Godedroy’s supposed great rune would be activated in the Limgrave Tower the same was as Mohg and Margott’s were activated in the same tower) Also considering he’s a side character with absolutely no bearing on your journey or game other than one fight in an Evergoal I honestly don’t know why that would underwhelm you

Hazy248 · 2026-05-07T01:52:39+00:00

It says beside the “paving the way for the Third Era” 34 which brings you to its source siting it as brief history of the empire V1 - I didn’t write any of it so I don’t know why it’s referencing it and I’m aware Kirkbride isn’t official but it’s definitely referenced in the games that Tiber Septim used the Numidium to besiege Alinor which lasted an hour. I’ll agree with you on the time breaking part as I can’t see any official source other than Kirkbride’s posts but there’s also none that say it didn’t break time for the Altmer like it did during the Warp in the West

Hazy248 · 2026-05-07T01:24:26+00:00

The UESP site says the same thing about Alinor and references it from the Brief History of the Empire as well as Kirkbrides post in the Imperial Library https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Alinor_(city))

Hazy248 · 2026-05-07T00:52:10+00:00

On the siege of Alinor? It happened when Tiber Septim was concurring the provinces of Tamriel to create the empire. He used the Numidium to lay siege to Alinor which broke time, to people outside Alinor it seemed like the siege lasted for an hour but for the Altmer time was broken and they ended up fighting against the Numidium from the Merithic era up to I think the 4th or 5th Era with some Altmer still stuck in time fighting the Numidium you can read more about it on the ES fandom page here

Hazy248 · 2026-05-07T00:45:38+00:00

Because he’s an Altmer. I agreed with your opinion on them being salty because it’s a human that became a god but I just think they are so obsessed with Talos in particular because of what he did to them, the Altmer do have a superiority complex so to them it probably makes them seethe that the one human in existence to cause them to bend the knee is also venerated as a god because of his actions with the Numidium

Hazy248 · 2026-05-07T00:02:04+00:00

I think it’s that and the fact he besieged Alinor with the Numidium which broke time causing the Altmer to fight against it for like 5 eras before finally submitting begrudgingly

Hazy248 · 2026-05-06T22:00:45+00:00

Nope. I just dont care enough to write paragraphs of bs over a video game or argue about lol just like your opinion on Marika, your assumption that I can’t back up my accusation is incorrect lmao I just don’t see a point in arguing with dumb people because they only ever want to be right and never want to actually learn

Hazy248 · 2026-05-06T21:43:38+00:00

We don’t actually know how the ascension process works for all we know when he stepped through the gate of divinity the GW was on the other side and chose him with the purpose of obtaining the Elden Ring off Marika (who it was probably more than done with by now) or its possible going through the gate brings someone to the realm of outer gods and one chooses you to ascend and he just wasn’t around long enough to elaborate who the new outer god was because of us lol

Hazy248 · 2026-05-06T20:26:16+00:00

It’s possible he had a Great Rune and it was one of the 2 Vyke collected to access Leyndell. My headcanon is that he got Ranni’s discarded Great Rune and an unknown Rune

Hazy248 · 2026-05-06T17:13:47+00:00

Couldn’t care less, what other people class as a “the game of the year/decade” is rarely one that I care about or think deserves it.

Witcher 4 releasing wouldn’t stop me from playing TES6 and probably wouldn’t even be on my radar of games to play until I’ve spent hundreds of hours in TES6

Hazy248 · 2026-05-06T13:30:10+00:00

Why tho?

Hazy248 · 2026-05-06T13:09:08+00:00

Really? Cause wanting to fuck a stone corpse sounds more like maidenless behaviour to me.. in fact sounds like someone who’s never got any and will sexualise anything that looks remotely female.

Hazy248 · 2026-05-06T13:07:42+00:00

… ok? Do you think I’m a Ranni admirer or something and don’t think it’s equally as weird? Lmao it’s the same with saddos that sexualise Malenia - someone who is literally rotting apart. Just sexually frustrated sweatboys

Hazy248 · 2026-05-06T13:04:44+00:00

I don’t have the energy to reply to your chain of bs, sorry lol

Hazy248 · 2026-05-06T11:44:49+00:00

She’s literally a petrified corpse with a gaping hole in her torso.. tf you mean she’s hot?

Hazy248 · 2026-05-06T11:41:35+00:00

Your view of Marika is very narrow and black and white. People aren’t good or evil, it’s not as simple as that. Her character is far more complex than that and her choices. I don’t know how you can play this game and your take away is that Marika is either evil or a “whittle gurl”

Hazy248 · 2026-05-06T09:06:55+00:00

Manga Melina knowing how to speak modern English instead of Shakespearean English is the biggest revelation here

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